How to keep your wife in check.

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🐕Travdog70🐕 Feb 14, 2013

Step 1 introduce her to turf wars
Step 2 give her a little cash for turf wars
Step 3 get her addicted to turf wars
And step 4 is the most important , so pay attention.
Step 4 if she gets out of line, CAP her ass!!
Lesson complete
Σχϲιѕιøη Feb 14, 2013

Haha if I ever get married, I'm doing this. And if it doesn't work, I'll cap YOUR ass 😜
DonVitoCorleone Feb 14, 2013

Tried all of that before an to no avail she still hates the game with a passion. But for all her crying and hating about me being on it I get a $50 iTunes card to use on TW for valentines. Lol. Isn't love beautiful and strange.
★Λddi★ Feb 14, 2013

★TЯΛVDOG★ wrote:
Step 1 introduce her to turf wars
Step 2 give her a little cash for turf wars
Step 3 get her addicted to turf wars
And step 4 is the most important , so pay attention.
Step 4 if she gets out of line, CAP her ass!!
Lesson complete

"in check" eh? How about this, you cap her and I cap you. :P
〓 HARDHITTA 〓 Feb 14, 2013

I tried all that it don't work for me. So what I do whe she starts bitching I tell her I'll quit TW if she quits Facebook. It works every time! Lol. (I just hope she never gets tired of gossiping on Facebook cause if she does I'll be single but I will still be turfing!) LMFAO
ᎠR☠ULZᎽ✯И~山~Я✧ Feb 14, 2013

Just grow a beard.
Tweek Feb 14, 2013

I did all of that. I capped her once, and now she has over 20,000 more mob than me.
🐕Travdog70🐕 Feb 14, 2013

DonVitoCorleone wrote:
Tried all of that before an to no avail she still hates the game with a passion. But for all her crying and hating about me being on it I get a $50 iTunes card to use on TW for valentines. Lol. Isn't love beautiful and strange.

Haha that's what I'm getting to 👍
🐕Travdog70🐕 Feb 14, 2013

★Λddi★ wrote:
★TЯΛVDOG★ wrote:
Step 1 introduce her to turf wars
Step 2 give her a little cash for turf wars
Step 3 get her addicted to turf wars
And step 4 is the most important , so pay attention.
Step 4 if she gets out of line, CAP her ass!!
Lesson complete

"in check" eh? How about this, you cap her and I cap you. :P
Now addi, no stars by her name lol
eviltink Feb 14, 2013

★TЯΛVDOG★ wrote:
★Λddi★ wrote:
★TЯΛVDOG★ wrote:
Step 1 introduce her to turf wars
Step 2 give her a little cash for turf wars
Step 3 get her addicted to turf wars
And step 4 is the most important , so pay attention.
Step 4 if she gets out of line, CAP her ass!!
Lesson complete

"in check" eh? How about this, you cap her and I cap you. :P
Now addi, no stars by her name lol
We don't need no stinking stars...
R|CCO Feb 14, 2013

Can't live with em can't shoot em
★Λddi★ Feb 15, 2013

😡ҝعყʂعཞ😈Տöƶع😡 wrote:
★TЯΛVDOG★ wrote:
★Λddi★ wrote:
★TЯΛVDOG★ wrote:
Step 1 introduce her to turf wars
Step 2 give her a little cash for turf wars
Step 3 get her addicted to turf wars
And step 4 is the most important , so pay attention.
Step 4 if she gets out of line, CAP her ass!!
Lesson complete

"in check" eh? How about this, you cap her and I cap you. :P
Now addi, no stars by her name lol
We don't need no stinking stars...
What she said.
Suckers Feb 15, 2013

★TЯΛVDOG★ wrote:
Step 1 introduce her to turf wars
Step 2 give her a little cash for turf wars
Step 3 get her addicted to turf wars
And step 4 is the most important , so pay attention.
Step 4 if she gets out of line, CAP her ass!!
Lesson complete

😡 That could get you in ALL kinds of trouble!!!