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There's 7 people renting a cabin for a weekend. For shits and giggles we'll call them: Tommy Q, Patti, PapaPaul, Mary(sorry bug's, couldn't come up with anything else), Tom, crazy symbol guy & his smoking hot ass wife (csg & smhaw to keep things simple).
At their disposal they have 3 vehicles, 7 bedrooms, two floors, a big screen tv, foseball table, pool table, air hockey table, limitless supply of alcoholic beverages, copious amounts of legal & semi legal drugs & various implements of distruction easily accessible at any given moment. The location the cabin is 15 min outside of town which includes all the standard trappings with some added bonuses such as casinos, brothels & cannabis dispensaries to name just a few. -
You have exactly 76 hours from the time they arrive to the time that they leave. The balls in your court, run with it. I'll pop on from time to time to check in & see if any clarifications are needed but from this point on, this is your story. Make them famous or infamous or just plain failures. Enjoy...I know I did.
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Tommy Q catches the flu and they all decide not to go to the cabin. The end.
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☪ƁƖɑϲĸƊɥɳɑɱɩʈɛ☪ wrote:
I just leveled a turf because your story sucks so badTommy Q catches the flu and they all decide not to go to the cabin. The end.
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ωⅇɢṡɪⅇṣ wrote:
That's uncalled for Wegs, Dynamite's approach is quick and to the point.☪ƁƖɑϲĸƊɥɳɑɱɩʈɛ☪ wrote:
I just leveled a turf because your story sucks so badTommy Q catches the flu and they all decide not to go to the cabin. The end.
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ThatTallKid_ wrote:
And incredibly boring. Yawn movement, where are you guys?😴ωⅇɢṡɪⅇṣ wrote:
That's uncalled for Wegs, Dynamite's approach is quick and to the point.☪ƁƖɑϲĸƊɥɳɑɱɩʈɛ☪ wrote:
I just leveled a turf because your story sucks so badTommy Q catches the flu and they all decide not to go to the cabin. The end.
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I dunno what all happened but two of em stopped having fun to level and cap a turf of mine.
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After a long drive they arrive late at night. This was their chance to relive their youth, now that the kids have grown up, get back to being the kids they were and only grew out of being because of life. The dream holiday with life long friends.... They pull up in front of the darkened house, so dark and gloomy, something didn't look right, was it the spiderwebs, the broken porch decking or the skeleton in the window. Patti quickly checked the address and realised they were looking at 121 not 122 Elven Glade Drive. Turning around they see their dream chalet all lit up to welcome them.....
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Entering the cabin, the group finds this strange basement door in the floor wich is sealed by a heavy duty lock and chain for some reason, after a long debate, the group decides to break the lock and go in.
When emerging back from that basement, tom, formally known as ash, is holding a book with a strange cover, acompanied by some old school tapes.
Later that night they play the tapes and poo hits the fan.
Csc and cschsm turn greyskin and start moaning, tommy and mary aint looking good either, so ash gets the chainsaw and accidentally cuts off his own hand, wich slaps him in the face and gives him the finger...
Finally ash thriws that boom i. The fire and his friends start melting, leaving a pile of foul ooze on the ground...Hmm... For some reason this is deja vu, as i can see an army of darkness comming over that hill... Time to haul ass and get out of here...
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Ash then runs across the road to the derelict house with the skeleton in the window. (Exactly why he thought this place was the safer option I have no idea) smashing a window and climbing in he heard voices coming from a fry pan. Looking in he sees his friends as pieces of sizzling bacon.... "Mushrooms" they cry... Thinking they want him to add mushroom he goes to the pantry, grabs a couple, slices them up and then adds them to the Fry Pan. "Noooooooo" comes the response, "You ate the Shroomssssssss"..... That was when he remembered he had seen some wild mushrooms and added them to the BBQ for dinner....
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Suddenly the ground starts to shake as the giant mother shroom approaches, looking for the one who ate her children
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..smhaw gets mad at csh for playing turf wars while on vacation. This sparks a HUGE argument and they spend the weekend on seperate floors avoiding each other
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But then they apologize on the gd forum in tw
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You guys suck at this shit! Bunch of unoriginal, unimaginative, noncreative, boring ass mother fuckers. My 5 year old nephews could come up with a better story with 3 minutes prep.
What a sorry state of affairs the GD is in.
Booze, drugs, money, debauchery should be easily obtainable with any of these and you have access to all of them.
I figured Tommy Q would have been mauled by a mountain lion while fisting patti in a cave outside the cabin by this point. Mary would be watching porn on TV while debating on whether to spring CSG & SMHAW from the casino clink for cheating & drug related charges. -
Sounds like it would make a great long weekend for a bunch of TW friends! I could easily have come up with fantasies beyond even your imagination Saba if I was there. But I wasn't. (sigh)
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Oh ya.... After they apologized.... They necked for a long time .... Ya
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Big Jake wrote:
Wait just a minute. Far as I remember, that was fun!;)I dunno what all happened but two of em stopped having fun to level and cap a turf of mine.
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And used their tongues .....
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