So there I was......

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Charlie Seiga Feb 1, 2013

So there I was, happily relaxing after a bad day in work from being shouted at customers and all of a sudden my day brightened up for there on TV was one of my customers.

The same customer who has spent the last week telling me how great at driving he is and how he couldn't of possibly worn out his clutch and gearbox on his 4 year old car and it must be a defect of the car and not his.

I almost took pity on him and almost went back to the manufacturer of his vehicle until I saw him last night.

On TV.

On one if those "Worst Driver" programmes being awarded a 10/10 for being the worst they have ever had....

Motherfuckingkarma and there's £1,600 to be paid now...
sadsam Feb 1, 2013

I'm glad it's not just my customers. I have one guy who can go through a clutch every 6 months and a gearbox every 18, on a ducato, 7 hour job every time, last bill £1,600.
He still claims it not his fault, even though his wife agrees he's a terrible driver.
[Add:Baz]Boffer Feb 1, 2013

Does the DMF fail due to poor footwork?
Hyena Feb 1, 2013

I remember speaking with a mechanic once who was replacing the brake pads on a car every 3 months. After doing this 4 times he followed her home and identified that she drove her automatic car with her left foot permanently on the brake pedal. (Note in Australia we have Right Hand Drive vehicles as we drive on the right side of the road)
🏃💨fartex💩 Feb 1, 2013

When i brought my latest car back, the head mechanic came over to me and with a straight face told me i could t drive at all, as my gearbox broke down on a brand new car after only 17.000 km. He even started cursing at me at some point, but i didnt take the bait.
I only stated this:
Tell me mate, how come that the 2 previous cars i bought here didnt suffer from the same breakdown?

How come that one had 250.000 km and the other 389.000 km without any problems?
It shutted him up and he left... Aftrr an hour i drove my car out of that garage and noticed instantly something was wrong. Turns out he "forgot" to put back a bolt or two, and thereby making sure i would have been back sooner than i thought. Filed a complaint, took pictures. He got fired, not because of me alone, but 6 other peoe had complaints about him aswell that very same week
Visɧɓuɱe Feb 1, 2013

Emmmmm,Charles,.... I don't see any mention of boobies. 😕
[Add:Baz]Boffer Feb 1, 2013

vishbume wrote:
Emmmmm,Charles,.... I don't see any mention of boobies. 😕

He's too busy at work.
Greasing nipples.
sadsam Feb 1, 2013

[Add:Baz]Boffer wrote:
Does the DMF fail due to poor footwork?

We've had very few dmf failures. Worn out, yes, but not loss of drive. The biggest problem is the grey dust of death clogging the starters.
I have noticed that 6 speed boxes are much less reliable than fives. Bearings must be smaller...
Charlie Seiga Feb 1, 2013

[Add:Baz]Boffer wrote:
vishbume wrote:
Emmmmm,Charles,.... I don't see any mention of boobies. 😕

He's too busy at work.
Greasing nipples.
I dis have to tell an old dear once that her nipples were seized to hard and thy their was an issue with her flange.
Couldn't keep a straight face too long.
Charlie Seiga Feb 1, 2013

vishbume wrote:
Emmmmm,Charles,.... I don't see any mention of boobies. 😕

Booby boobies!!!!
Somewhere Big Cat has suddenly gained interest in this thread now the boobs are out.
Visɧɓuɱe Feb 1, 2013

Charlie Seiga wrote:
vishbume wrote:
Emmmmm,Charles,.... I don't see any mention of boobies. 😕

Booby boobies!!!!
Somewhere Big Cat has suddenly gained interest in this thread now the boobs are out.

Of course Charlie. Boobies always manage add a sparkle to the day if not to rights. Bless them.
Charlie Seiga Feb 1, 2013

Bless them all Vish. Bless them all.
〓Տɧɑƌøա₭ɪɲɠ〓 Feb 1, 2013

Charlie Seiga wrote:
[Add:Baz]Boffer wrote:
vishbume wrote:
Emmmmm,Charles,.... I don't see any mention of boobies. 😕

He's too busy at work.
Greasing nipples.
I dis have to tell an old dear once that her nipples were seized to hard and thy their was an issue with her flange.
Couldn't keep a straight face too long.

Lmao! I can only imagine the thoughts going through her head when you were telling her this.
Visɧɓuɱe Feb 1, 2013

Charlie Seiga wrote:
Bless them all Vish. Bless them all.

🙏🙏🙏
Charlie Seiga Feb 1, 2013

vishbume wrote:
Charlie Seiga wrote:
Bless them all Vish. Bless them all.

🙏🙏🙏
I'm sure this is a topic best left for the Garters or back at Yawn Towers......
[Add:Baz]Boffer Feb 1, 2013

Charlie Seiga wrote:
vishbume wrote:
Charlie Seiga wrote:
Bless them all Vish. Bless them all.

🙏🙏🙏
I'm sure this is a topic best left for the Garters or back at Yawn Towers......
Thought I found a hair ball with a faint whiff of alcohol on it. May be nothing...
Visɧɓuɱe Feb 1, 2013

Charlie Seiga wrote:
vishbume wrote:
Charlie Seiga wrote:
Bless them all Vish. Bless them all.

🙏🙏🙏
I'm sure this is a topic best left for the Garters or back at Yawn Towers......
My thoughts exactly. The glare of light is far too strong here.To the Garter it is ,(on my way to Yawn Towers by the way of Knotty Ash with post in mind).