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DonEpic Jan 26, 2013

... Dream ever! Ok maybe not ever but surely the weirdest of the last few months... All I remember is playing battlefield 3 in a replica map of GTA San Andreas desert (which looked pretty damn good) i was flying a jet around the mountains when a guy glitch stabs me and I die so I proceed to quit the game and as I turn around I find out my room has shit all over the walls! Like all kinds of turds, small, big, sausage shaped, long, short, diarrhea-like and I woke up in a disgusted WTF mood... What weird dreams have you had guys??
ADD~XPZ Jan 26, 2013

Once I was was walking and walking and walking and walking and walking and walking! Then I woke up in the dream I was actually still sleeping then I woke up again and again and again then I fell asleep and I was standing on what seemed like a huge shit then I sunk into it and I just kept on falling and falling and falling then I woke up for real felt like I was still falling you know that dropping feeling in your stomach! It never went away I still feel it!😜
steve laqs Jan 26, 2013

I once had a dream a racist tiger was chasing me for my black socks. I shit you not.
ИЕШ☠ВГЕЕD Jan 26, 2013

I dreampt i was in mcdonalds, when i turned around and there was a guy in the booth jacking off. But he had a sock over his dick, so he thought no one could see. Only i noticed... Everyone else was normal.
DonEpic Jan 26, 2013

ИЕШ☠ВГЕЕD wrote:
I dreampt i was in mcdonalds, when i turned around and there was a guy in the booth jacking off. But he had a sock over his dick, so he thought no one could see. Only i noticed... Everyone else was normal.

LOL funny one
SkyTheLimit Jan 26, 2013

I dreem of meet hooks and gridndrs.......Poe, Lovcrafft an I wer in th same lin wn God ws passng oet dreems 😝
doVa (RETIRED) Jan 26, 2013

Once I had a dream of me my bro and my uncle getting chased by a giant slug just running down the street. The slug was tan and covered in blood. It was weird a voice said "it has a 600 foot body and 700 foot head." Then we ran into a train tunnel and fell into a pit of pink goo. After we got out we saw a boy in yellow shirt and blue shorts. Then around a corner we saw his ghost! Then I had this weird book that I had to protect and this cult of people in robes were trying to get it but we made it and then it ended. 😜
gabpin35 Jan 26, 2013

Once I had a dream that I had to take a bath in front of everyone during PE. Then, a baby drowned me...
Red viper Jan 26, 2013

I one had a dream that girls with huge boobs were chasing me in a bouncy castle, but their nipples were dicks so I just ran
El Devorador 👊🏻 Jan 26, 2013

Red viper wrote:
I one had a dream that girls with huge boobs were chasing me in a bouncy castle, but their nipples were dicks so I just ran

You apparently dream about whatever you think last before falling asleep. Thats what i hear.
Red viper Jan 26, 2013

✠Ⓖ❽✠ wrote:
Red viper wrote:
I one had a dream that girls with huge boobs were chasing me in a bouncy castle, but their nipples were dicks so I just ran

You apparently dream about whatever you think last before falling asleep. Thats what i hear.
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👻🎅💰⚾⛳🏄〽🐸🐯🐺🐮🐵👨👶👵 Jan 26, 2013

I had a dream were I woke up like 100 times in a minute creepy
ADD~XPZ Jan 26, 2013

Nip dicks weird!
〓Տɧɑƌøա₭ɪɲɠ〓 Jan 26, 2013

Red viper wrote:
I one had a dream that girls with huge boobs were chasing me in a bouncy castle, but their nipples were dicks so I just ran

Did you see shitting dick nipples before you went to bed?
⚸яѻɢɛʀ✞тɦǟȶ⛧ Jan 26, 2013

“⚡Տɧɑƌøա₭ɪɲɠ⚡ wrote:
Red viper wrote:
I one had a dream that girls with huge boobs were chasing me in a bouncy castle, but their nipples were dicks so I just ran

Did you see shitting dick nipples before you went to bed?
I love shitting dick nipples. That and nipple-cocks!