Welcome noobs! Introduce yourself
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Tell us a little about you.
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My favorite fruit is a pear.
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I like to eat huge spoonfuls of peanut butter.
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My name isn't bob
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The toilet paper goes over and not under!
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It wasn't me!
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Hi... Ummmm.... I'm a little shy...😓
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👀 Everyone's staring... Nows my chance to make a good impression with a witty remark!
A quark is a fundamental constipulant of matter!
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Hi, my name is Karas and I'm a dick. 😊
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Funky Buffalo is a stinky face 😜
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I'm hillbilly and I like long walks on the beach.
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I'm 23 and STILL jump in puddles
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☪ƁƖɑϲĸƊɥɳɑɱɩʈɛ☪ wrote:
😡😡😡😡😡Funky Buffalo is a stinky face 😜
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I like Corndog.
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Hello My name is Mayhem and I'm a noob. I've been a noob for about 14 months now, I never planned on being a noob. It's funny one day everything's going well then the next thing you know you are addicted to Turf Wars. It's not easy being a noob, I'm constantly confused, angry, just flat out lost. I'm here looking for someone who has been in the gutter before to share my experience with. I know you guys might be thinking, how much of a noob could this guy be? He's got 24k mob, surely he must have some idea of what's going on. Surely he's just here for the coffee and doughnuts. Well sadly not my friends, I am Mayhem and I am a noob.
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Funky Buffalo wrote:
Yeah, you should be angry. Stink face.☪ƁƖɑϲĸƊɥɳɑɱɩʈɛ☪ wrote:
😡😡😡😡😡Funky Buffalo is a stinky face 😜
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i am yomama, so all u kiddies better listen to me or ill put u on timeout. got it?
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Hi :)
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Hi there.
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★MΛΥΗΞΜ★ wrote:
👏👏👏epic!!!Hello My name is Mayhem and I'm a noob. I've been a noob for about 14 months now, I never planned on being a noob. It's funny one day everything's going well then the next thing you know you are addicted to Turf Wars. It's not easy being a noob, I'm constantly confused, angry, just flat out lost. I'm here looking for someone who has been in the gutter before to share my experience with. I know you guys might be thinking, how much of a noob could this guy be? He's got 24k mob, surely he must have some idea of what's going on. Surely he's just here for the coffee and doughnuts. Well sadly not my friends, I am Mayhem and I am a noob.
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★MΛΥΗΞΜ★ wrote:
You've taken a big step in the right direction - now that you have managed to admit it to yourself you should be open to accepting the help that you sooo desperately need 👍👍.Hello My name is Mayhem and I'm a noob. I've been a noob for about 14 months now, I never planned on being a noob. It's funny one day everything's going well then the next thing you know you are addicted to Turf Wars. It's not easy being a noob, I'm constantly confused, angry, just flat out lost. I'm here looking for someone who has been in the gutter before to share my experience with. I know you guys might be thinking, how much of a noob could this guy be? He's got 24k mob, surely he must have some idea of what's going on. Surely he's just here for the coffee and doughnuts. Well sadly not my friends, I am Mayhem and I am a noob.
Just do me a favour and when you find that help can you send it in my direction too 😉
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Nah I'm just fucking with ya, I'm here for the coffee haha😝
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Hello, friends. I am gggccbhfxz, and I am a full blown noob. I came across turf wars two months or so ago by mistake. I created my account out of random letters not knowing how addicting, and just how good this game really was. I live my days in fear, wondering, will I be capped and brutally slaughtered to the point of no return today? But there is something else arising from my fear. Something which gives me hope and strength among my sad and desolate helplessness of being a noob. That which drives me are my hopes and dreams that one day, one day after months of punching endless codes, that I will graduate to the status of a well practiced player, not a noob mind you, and I will be able to call myself a skilled turf wars player. I may be a noob, but one day I hope to rise up from the ashes of the turf pile, bruised and hurt, but a legend nonetheless.
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My girlfriend asked 'tomorrow?' and I was like 'duh'.
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I'm a legend.
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Hello! I'm a noob. Goodbye.
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༺☠Ꮹཞ༏ཀཀ☠༻ wrote:
You are no noobI like to eat huge spoonfuls of peanut butter.
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How long do I get to claim 👶и༠༠в¡з👼 status?!?
There is always something for me to learn.
I will however, always feel a noob in comparison to the many TWarriors that have helped me along the way, thus far! As well as to those, my senior, that I have not even had the chance to meet yet! -
Im a 💎 I shine bright like one too.
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I like turtles
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Mayhem PUT DOWN THE COFFEE. Coffee I for closer and you sir surely are not. NOOB.
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