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Things swagger can do

• shaggly razors Jan 14, 2013

  Take a piss standing up
  Take a piss sitting down
  Go out for a beer with the lads
  Have coffee with the girls
  Play football
  Play netball
  Wear aftershave
  Wear lipstick
  Multitask
  Not multitask
  Drive
  Crash
  Eat vindaloo.
  Eat Korma
  Drink jäger bombs
  Drink babycham
  Smash your face in
  Kiss it better
  Make a mess
  Wash up
  Plant lots of turf
  Plant lots of turf
  Play call of duty
  Play Pokemon
• 〓₩ⅈʗ₭Ë̤ᐈ EVO〓 Jan 14, 2013

  Omg this is funny shit! Lmao
• ✘BoredMrFrosty✘ Jan 14, 2013

  ՏᎥɴısтeʀ ⋁ㄒㅌᏟ ☠ wrote:

  Omg this is funny shit! Lmao
  
• ʗ☈ʘ🔪ϻẠǤ Jan 14, 2013

  B✖dϻrҒr✖stʏ wrote:

  ՏᎥɴısтeʀ ⋁ㄒㅌᏟ ☠ wrote:

  Omg this is funny shit! Lmao
  
• shaggly razors Jan 14, 2013

  Wear plus fours
  Wear a tutu ( get it ?)
  Go to a massage parlour
  Have a massage
  Own a pitbull
  Own a kitten
  Be off sick with hangover
  Women's problems
  Put socks down pants
  Put socks in bra
  Have a skinhead
  Use tongs
  Sweat
  Perspire
  Unkempt bush
  Lady garden
  Landrover
  2cv
  Eat a pot noodle
  Enjoy a salad
  Eat a kebab
  Have a kebab
• 💙ⒶⒹⒹ🅢🅦🅐🅖🅖🅔🅡💙 Jan 14, 2013

  Cro-mag wrote:

  B✖dϻrҒr✖stʏ wrote:

  ՏᎥɴısтeʀ ⋁ㄒㅌᏟ ☠ wrote:

  Omg this is funny shit! Lmao
  
• ꍏꀸꀸ😈ꌗ.ꀤ.ꈤ😈 Jan 14, 2013

  This is genuinely one of funniest threads in a while! 😈👍
• 🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 Jan 14, 2013

  Scream at a spider
  Kill said spider
  Can't drive in America
  Can drive in UK
  Fix a sandwich..
  After breaking the oven
  Open a jar
  With a power tool
  Ask for directions
  Follow them
  Choose not to follow them
  Bury favorite shoes in closet beneath many other shoes
  Feel sick
  Not whine about it
  Do yoga,
  In a class
• Ricky Spencini Jan 14, 2013

  To funny!
• røger Jan 14, 2013

  Ha ha....
• DarkSide™ Jan 14, 2013

  Man up
  Chicken out
  Take a 5 minute shower
  Use all the hot water
  Toss laundry on the floor
  Clean up
  Sit on the couch watching TV
  Go to the store
  Leave things on the counter
  Put things back where it was found
  Mow the lawn
  Sweep the kitchen
• ☠ðůﾅ⌖ʟḁẘ☠ Jan 15, 2013

  💗sͣwͩaͩgger💗 wrote:

  Cro-mag wrote:

  B✖dϻrҒr✖stʏ wrote:

  ՏᎥɴısтeʀ ⋁ㄒㅌᏟ ☠ wrote:

  Omg this is funny shit! Lmao
  
• shaggly razors Jan 15, 2013

  Guns n roses
  Bananarama
  84 inch 3d plasma
  24 inch portable
  Fart
  Never fart
  Yes no
  20 minute chat
  See family once a year
  Keep in touch
  Internet porn
  Facebook
• ✘BoredMrFrosty✘ Jan 15, 2013

  👿S.i.N™👿 wrote:

  This is genuinely one of funniest threads in a while! 😈👍
  
• c ⌖😱ᵙǥͨ Jan 15, 2013

  💀༄्ཧ़ཀंེབ།༨ཛყ༄💀 wrote:

  💗sͣwͩaͩgger💗 wrote:

  Cro-mag wrote:

  B✖dϻrҒr✖stʏ wrote:

  ՏᎥɴısтeʀ ⋁ㄒㅌᏟ ☠ wrote:

  Omg this is funny shit! Lmao
  
• Hyena Jan 15, 2013

  Wolf whistle,
  Receive a wolf whistle.
• 〓 MR71VWBUS 〓 Jan 15, 2013

  Hog all the blankets
  Not have any blankets
  Always be wrong
  Always be right
  Open the door
  Have the door held open
  Slam insults on buddies
  Pretend to like bitches you hate
• ƊཟངཛཥϮ།øས Jan 15, 2013

  Sounds like the perfect situation to be in 😹😹😹
• eviltink Jan 15, 2013

  c. wrote:

  💀༄्ཧ़ཀंེབ།༨ཛყ༄💀 wrote:

  💗sͣwͩaͩgger💗 wrote:

  Cro-mag wrote:

  B✖dϻrҒr✖stʏ wrote:

  ՏᎥɴısтeʀ ⋁ㄒㅌᏟ ☠ wrote:

  Omg this is funny shit! Lmao
  
• SkyTheLimit Jan 15, 2013

  ℰ℣ɪℒ👿Ƭɪℵ₭ wrote:

  c. wrote:

  💀༄्ཧ़ཀंེབ།༨ཛყ༄💀 wrote:

  💗sͣwͩaͩgger💗 wrote:

  Cro-mag wrote:

  B✖dϻrҒr✖stʏ wrote:

  ՏᎥɴısтeʀ ⋁ㄒㅌᏟ ☠ wrote:

  Omg this is funny shit! Lmao
  

  😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
• ✘BoredMrFrosty✘ Jan 15, 2013

  ༺☣ℳཞ71ᏤཡℬüᎦ☣༻ wrote:

  Hog all the blankets
  Not have any blankets
  Always be wrong
  Always be right
  Open the door
  Have the door held open
  Slam insults on buddies
  Pretend to like bitches you hate
  

  👏👏👏👏👏👆👆👆😂
• 🔥SirTalkALot🔥 Jan 15, 2013

  Have too many shoes
  Have only one pair of shoes
• O U 8 1 2 Jan 15, 2013

  👿S.i.N™👿 wrote:

  This is genuinely one of funniest threads in a while! 😈👍
  
• 💙ⒶⒹⒹ🅢🅦🅐🅖🅖🅔🅡💙 Jan 15, 2013

  Finlay King wrote:

  Have too many shoes
  Have only one pair of shoes
  

  Definitely too many shoes, lol.

  Loving this thread. Keep 'em coming!
• NaiBlanc Jan 15, 2013

  🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:

  Scream at a spider
  Kill said spider
  Can't drive in America
  Can drive in UK
  Fix a sandwich..
  After breaking the oven
  Open a jar
  With a power tool
  Ask for directions
  Follow them
  Choose not to follow them
  Bury favorite shoes in closet beneath many other shoes
  Feel sick
  Not whine about it
  Do yoga,
  In a class
  

  You forgot to mention she could G.S.T.P your balls if you piss her off infront of her friends!!!! 😜
• NaiBlanc Jan 15, 2013

  Hyena wrote:

  Wolf whistle,
  Receive a wolf whistle.
  

  😜
• shaggly razors Jan 15, 2013

  Shower every other day
  Use peach skin scrub daily
  Skiddy pants
  Silky Knicks
  Give the finger
  Receive a finger
  Pot
  Pot plant
  Like pirates
  Like Pilates
  Riding whores
  Horse riding
• shaggly razors Jan 15, 2013

  MͣUͩRͩDA (‡_ಠ) wrote:

  Bombay Bad Boy Pot Noodle
  Cous cous
  Sunday Sport
  Gossip!
  Ice road truckers
  Vampire diaries
  👨
  👩
  🎩
  👒
  👞
  👠
  

  leave the funnies to me ok you need too much help
• 〓Տɧɑƌøա₭ɪɲɠ〓 Jan 16, 2013

  Get into a brawl
  Get into a catfight
• Add: RARE Jan 16, 2013

  Work for the money
  Spend all the money
• Ghetto Monstazz Jan 16, 2013

  leave the toilet seat up
  complain that the toilet seat is left up

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