The first step to becoming a man=done.
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Ghetto Monstazz wrote:
They're just squares forever. ◻👈you would think the first step would be hitting puberty.
and if alcohols the first step, then how do straight-edge people grow up?
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Ϯђє ཞєɑ℘єя wrote:
I'm 16 and I had a nasty ass Coors Light. 😝
theres your problem. rocky mountain piss water. drink guinness or heinekin.
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4nick8r wrote:
lmfao✂Ϯђěℬαʀвěℜ✂ wrote:
I can already picture his next post when he meets a girl. 💏Tasting alcohol is a step to becoming a man..?
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Funny stories...my first time I got drunk I was 14 at my sisters wedding reception with a few pitchers of bud light...smashed my face off a urenal(the top part)was reaching for paper towels from 8 feet away from the holder and ended passed out on the hotels lobby couch!! Fun times
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I was 17 first time I was drunk. A couple of friends & I snuck into this elementary school in the weekend (at night) and drank tequila. I started drinking age 15 but never seriously until then.
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Just woke up, can't remember much after we started drinking. I guess that's normal XDD. I do remember making out with my best friend. Hope I didn't knock her up. 😁 And I threw up a little this morning. WORTH IT.
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quick! tell an internet forum about it!
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I have you all beat 😎
my first drink was a wine cooler from a neighbors yard at 2!!
(That's years old, not am/pm)
According to the story, I slept like a log then threw up continuously at like 6am... 😛
was taken to a doctor, who informed my mother of my alcohol level and she apparently went ballistic on the neighborHahahaha hahahaha
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Ϯђє ཞєɑ℘єя wrote:
First we get the Coors Light.Just woke up, can't remember much after we started drinking. I guess that's normal XDD. I do remember making out with my best friend. Hope I didn't knock her up. 😁 And I threw up a little this morning. WORTH IT.
Then we get the power.
Then we get the girls.The world, Chico, and everything in it.
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🌾ᏦᎻᎪᏞ🌾 wrote:
😂 I just spit coffee everywhereϮђє ཞєɑ℘єя wrote:
First we get the Coors Light.Just woke up, can't remember much after we started drinking. I guess that's normal XDD. I do remember making out with my best friend. Hope I didn't knock her up. 😁 And I threw up a little this morning. WORTH IT.
Then we get the power.
Then we get the girls.The world, Chico, and everything in it.
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Ϯђє ཞєɑ℘єя wrote:
But but, I heard that in order for a girl to get pregnant you had to put your wee wee in her no no place? 😱Just woke up, can't remember much after we started drinking. I guess that's normal XDD. I do remember making out with my best friend. Hope I didn't knock her up. 😁 And I threw up a little this morning. WORTH IT.
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I disagree. You're not a man, just another drunken teen.
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Been drinking for a bit, never gotten drunk. Should drink, but not excess or to the point of trying to get drunk.
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༺☠Ꮹཞ༏ཀཀ☠༻ wrote:
Her turd cutter?Ϯђє ཞєɑ℘єя wrote:
But but, I heard that in order for a girl to get pregnant you had to put your wee wee in her no no place? 😱Just woke up, can't remember much after we started drinking. I guess that's normal XDD. I do remember making out with my best friend. Hope I didn't knock her up. 😁 And I threw up a little this morning. WORTH IT.
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He will befriend some brassy strumpet with huge breasts and skinny haunches and TW will be far from his mind as she instructs him in a dozen vulgar exercises each more intricate than the last.Will he flaunt this conquest in another thread? I sincerely hope not.
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★PΛЯΛDЭøfCHΛØS★ wrote:
😂༺☠Ꮹཞ༏ཀཀ☠༻ wrote:
Her turd cutter?Ϯђє ཞєɑ℘єя wrote:
But but, I heard that in order for a girl to get pregnant you had to put your wee wee in her no no place? 😱Just woke up, can't remember much after we started drinking. I guess that's normal XDD. I do remember making out with my best friend. Hope I didn't knock her up. 😁 And I threw up a little this morning. WORTH IT.
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ThatTallKid_ wrote:
What's the point in drinking if you're not going to get drunk? I might as well stick with my Diet Mtn. Dew. Tastes better than most alcohol, is cheaper, and is better for me (if not by much).Been drinking for a bit, never gotten drunk. Should drink, but not excess or to the point of trying to get drunk.
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Thumbs Riley wrote:
When I get off of work I get home and just drink one or two. I get to enjoy the taste of a good beer and let it relax me. Can't get plastered all the time.ThatTallKid_ wrote:
What's the point in drinking if you're not going to get drunk? I might as well stick with my Diet Mtn. Dew. Tastes better than most alcohol, is cheaper, and is better for me (if not by much).Been drinking for a bit, never gotten drunk. Should drink, but not excess or to the point of trying to get drunk.
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༺☠Ꮹཞ༏ཀཀ☠༻ wrote:
👆ThisThumbs Riley wrote:
When I get off of work I get home and just drink one or two. I get to enjoy the taste of a good beer and let it relax me. Can't get plastered all the time.ThatTallKid_ wrote:
What's the point in drinking if you're not going to get drunk? I might as well stick with my Diet Mtn. Dew. Tastes better than most alcohol, is cheaper, and is better for me (if not by much).Been drinking for a bit, never gotten drunk. Should drink, but not excess or to the point of trying to get drunk.
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Tths is hi-fckng-larus! 😂😂😂
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Ϯђє ཞєɑ℘єя wrote:
I've had my first alcoholic beverage tonight. I admit it tastes TERRIBLE but being drunk is FUN.
If you think that makes you a man, then I feel sorry for the future mrs reaper.
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Jim Dirt (Add A1) wrote:
And the little wee reapers.Ϯђє ཞєɑ℘єя wrote:
I've had my first alcoholic beverage tonight. I admit it tastes TERRIBLE but being drunk is FUN.
If you think that makes you a man, then I feel sorry for the future mrs reaper.
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Thumbs Riley wrote:
what a middle school thing to say.ThatTallKid_ wrote:
What's the point in drinking if you're not going to get drunk? I might as well stick with my Diet Mtn. Dew. Tastes better than most alcohol, is cheaper, and is better for me (if not by much).Been drinking for a bit, never gotten drunk. Should drink, but not excess or to the point of trying to get drunk.
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Ghetto Monstazz wrote:
Well, I'm 45... Maybe I'm just suffering from retarded development. 😝Thumbs Riley wrote:
what a middle school thing to say.ThatTallKid_ wrote:
What's the point in drinking if you're not going to get drunk? I might as well stick with my Diet Mtn. Dew. Tastes better than most alcohol, is cheaper, and is better for me (if not by much).Been drinking for a bit, never gotten drunk. Should drink, but not excess or to the point of trying to get drunk.
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I toooooootalllly got drunk last night too! I'm only 7 and 1/2 and tbh when I woke up I was throoooowwwwing up everywhere and I made out with my BFFL and yeah. I got drunk off of mike's hard lemonade, one bottle put me out. I was told there was other alcohol on the table so I'll just say I drank that too to back up my story. Did I mention that I also knocked up my BFFL? Yeah. I saw a stork this morning so it must be true. I mean, when a man loves a woman the stork comes, that's what my daddy says.
Ah who am I kidding, this is the Internet, and I'm actually a cat.
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༺☠Ꮹཞ༏ཀཀ☠༻ wrote:
DefiantlyI thought the first step to becoming a man was masturbating for the first time
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At first I read this title and thought
"Oh, he got his first boner"
Apparently he just got drunk, nothing special -
Agorus wrote:
Is defiance actually a requirement? Or can it just be a nice, easy, relaxing orgasm? What if your parents approve of masturbation so there's nothing to defy? Does that mean you can never grow up?༺☠Ꮹཞ༏ཀཀ☠༻ wrote:
DefiantlyI thought the first step to becoming a man was masturbating for the first time
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☪ƁƖɑϲĸƊɥɳɑɱɩʈɛ☪ wrote:
Cats shouldn't drink. I'm calling the SPCA on your owners. 😡I toooooootalllly got drunk last night too! I'm only 7 and 1/2 and tbh when I woke up I was throoooowwwwing up everywhere and I made out with my BFFL and yeah. I got drunk off of mike's hard lemonade, one bottle put me out. I was told there was other alcohol on the table so I'll just say I drank that too to back up my story. Did I mention that I also knocked up my BFFL? Yeah. I saw a stork this morning so it must be true. I mean, when a man loves a woman the stork comes, that's what my daddy says.
Ah who am I kidding, this is the Internet, and I'm actually a cat.
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Thumbs Riley wrote:
☪ƁƖɑϲĸƊɥɳɑɱɩʈɛ☪ wrote:
Cats shouldn't drink. I'm calling the SPCA on your owners. 😡I toooooootalllly got drunk last night too! I'm only 7 and 1/2 and tbh when I woke up I was throoooowwwwing up everywhere and I made out with my BFFL and yeah. I got drunk off of mike's hard lemonade, one bottle put me out. I was told there was other alcohol on the table so I'll just say I drank that too to back up my story. Did I mention that I also knocked up my BFFL? Yeah. I saw a stork this morning so it must be true. I mean, when a man loves a woman the stork comes, that's what my daddy says.
Ah who am I kidding, this is the Internet, and I'm actually a cat.
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