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Earlier today barreling out of a small wilderness area onto the sidewalk I saw this old dude with long gray hair and a long gray beard, riding an off road unicycle.
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How about getting you are supposed to be getting your blood drawn, but blood flies everywhere and the nurse goes into shock?
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Or seeing the town next to yours explode. Oh wait I didn't.
Because
COOL GUYS DON'T LOOK AT EXPLOSIONS
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How about seeing four seemingly naked men with bleached hair sitting at a dining room table eating bowls of chili? I was one of those four.
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adambomb wrote:
I think I might have nightmares nowHow about seeing four seemingly naked men with bleached hair sitting at a dining room table eating bowls of chili? I was one of those four.
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You never know things you never see until you see them or someone tells you about it.
For example, you never see Bill Cosby singing an Adele song while riding a magenta unicorn into a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow
I just told you about it so now you know
And I take acid so I've seen it. -
You also don't see a giant porcupine eating huge broccoli-sparkle trees as he passes through the quidditch field on a snowy day during a lava earthquake, at which point all the cats in the tristate area use the litter box at exactly the same moment.
That's usually just on Tuesdays.
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SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
Seen itYou also don't see a giant porcupine eating huge broccoli-sparkle trees as he passes through the quidditch field on a snowy day during a lava earthquake, at which point all the cats in the tristate area use the litter box at exactly the same moment.
That's usually just on Tuesdays.
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Joshdude2000 wrote:
I just threw up a little, strike that, a lot.adambomb wrote:
I think I might have nightmares nowHow about seeing four seemingly naked men with bleached hair sitting at a dining room table eating bowls of chili? I was one of those four.
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I saw a guy in a suit riding a fold away bicycle at speed across an intersection one morning, when it folded up.
Ripped his trouser crotch. Schadenfreude for breakfast. -
ℜagɳar Loðbrók wrote:
Fixed 👍Joshdude2000 wrote:
I just threw up a little a lot.adambomb wrote:
I think I might have nightmares nowHow about seeing four seemingly naked men with bleached hair sitting at a dining room table eating bowls of chili? I was one of those four.
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When you see a Prius and it has a license plate that says Jugrnaut......true story.
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Cobra !! wrote:
Attitude is everything. 😉When you see a Prius and it has a license plate that says Jugrnaut......true story.
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I once saw a deer walking through the woods like a man on his hind legs.
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༺☪ℐʊͣʀͩѧͩƨƨɪƈ☪༻ wrote:
Lol wut.How about getting you are supposed to be getting your blood drawn, but blood flies everywhere and the nurse goes into shock?
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I once saw a stoned stone ... man did that stone look stoned!
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I watched a deer kick my cat till she dropped a mouse, the deer proceeded to chew on the mouse, trying to eat it, and then my cat stole it back.
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ϻ⌬₪Ҝ⅀⑂ͥᵑ❷Ҭ⋓⚔ƹↁʘ wrote:
True storyOr seeing the town next to yours explode. Oh wait I didn't.
Because
COOL GUYS DON'T LOOK AT EXPLOSIONS
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♠Ƭϋʀғä♠ wrote:
:0ℜagɳar Loðbrók wrote:
Fixed 👍Joshdude2000 wrote:
I am incredibly turned on.adambomb wrote:
I think I might have nightmares nowHow about seeing four seemingly naked men with bleached hair sitting at a dining room table eating bowls of chili? I was one of those four.
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adambomb wrote:
Seemingly? Why can't they just be buck naked?How about seeing four seemingly naked men with bleached hair sitting at a dining room table eating bowls of chili? I was one of those four.
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🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
That's pretty cool. I like seeing the weird interactions between animals. I saw a rabbit taunting a fisher once. The rabbit would let the fisher chase him than slow down and let it catch up. I followed them about a mile down the road until the rabbit finally got bored with his game.I watched a deer kick my cat till she dropped a mouse, the deer proceeded to chew on the mouse, trying to eat it, and then my cat stole it back.
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I saw a very old man pass me on the interstate. I was going about 75 and he passed me like I was standing still. And if I had to guess his age, I'd say at least late 70s.
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Believe it or not but the dog eat my homework.
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Watching your dog eat his way through the rug and make a small hole in the middle of it.
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Bill Murray runs up to people while they're eatin their food, steals it, and runs off screaming "NO ONE WILL BELIEVE YOU!!!!"
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ᏟᏞᏫNᎬ wrote:
Only on the Chive!Bill Murray runs up to people while they're eatin their food, steals it, and runs off screaming "NO ONE WILL BELIEVE YOU!!!!"
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A strange person jumping in front of groshrey carts on a busy shopping day ... it may or may not have been me 😳
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Joshdude2000 wrote:
One sick puppy😖adambomb wrote:
I think I might have nightmares nowHow about seeing four seemingly naked men with bleached hair sitting at a dining room table eating bowls of chili? I was one of those four.
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