Somethin funny:)
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  Hey y'all, I'm bored as heck. Will somebody entertain me with something funny? Whether it be stories or jokes, I really care, just something entertaining:) 
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  Sorry meant to say "I really don't care" 
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  A man walked into a bar 
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  Lama lama lama Lamarama dingdong :P 
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  What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They are both purple except the elephant! Lol😹😹😹😹 
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  ☁STRΛTΘSPHΣRΣ⚡ wrote: Hahahahahahaha purple hahahahaWhat's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They are both purple except the elephant! Lol😹😹😹😹 
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  www.youtube.com/watch?v=ss8LDBNcsWc 
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  🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote: Lol he said dingdongLama lama lama Lamarama dingdong :P 
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  Woka woka wanna hear a funny arse joke? 
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  What's the difference between an Italian grandma and an elephant? About fifty pounds and a black dress. 
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  I have a joke first off I have to tell you to get into heaven know you have to have had a bad day the day you die. So a guy walks up to st.peter and St. Peter explains the rule and says how was your day? The man says my day sucked I came to my a naked wife so I know she's cheating on me so I'm looking through out 23 story apartment and I see a guy hanging off our balcony so I stomp of his fingers and he falls but doesn't die because he still yelling so I grab the first thing I see our fridge and throug it at him and I have a heart attack from the excitement. Wow that sucks go in said St. Peter. 
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  So another guy comes up and St. Peter explains and askes how was your day the guy says ohh it was terrible I was doing parkour and I get to this balcony and this guy just stomps off my fingers and I fall but don't die a in a second I see something it's getting closer and closer and I'm like HOLY SHIT a fridge and I die. St. Peter says wow go ahead in 
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  A third guy comes up and St. Peter explains and he says smiling so I'm hiding naked in a fridge. Sorry for the massive wall of text 
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  Your mom 
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  ℘ཞعϮϮყ_ცօყ wrote: Your sisterYour mom 
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  ★SWΛMPDONKΞY★ wrote: All of the above and a slice of rabbit pie.🍰℘ཞعϮϮყ_ცօყ wrote: Your sisterYour mom 
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  Your mom did you sister with YOUR BROTHER 
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