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Was watching old twilight zone episodes when I happened upon an episode about a genie and three wishes, as expected things went as they usually do with a person who makes dumbass poorly thought out wishes. I pose the challenge to you to come up with a fool-proof wish or series of wishes that would make it impossible to be screwed over. You have 3 wishes and must assume the you can't directly wish for more wishes rule is in effect.
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Hmh... Before I start, are other rules such as you can't make anyone fall in love with you, or kill someone ?
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no there are not
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I wish for you to obey every direct order I issue to you.
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I wish I could wish for more wishes
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I know others have seen it on the Internet, but wish for more genies.
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💀༄्ཧ़ཀंེབ།༨ཛყ༄💀 wrote:
Case closed we have a winner!I would wish for a twinky a large coke and a blunt 😉
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I wish God's complete will would be done.
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World peace 🌎✌
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♠♥Thã GØÀT♦♣ wrote:
Not foolproof. This could be achieved by killing all humans.World peace 🌎✌
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I wish for 1 trillion dollars in unstolen and unlaundered money that will not cause inflation
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💀༄्ཧ़ཀंེབ།༨ཛყ༄💀 wrote:
The Twinkie is poisoned. You get a large pack of cocaine and a blunt piece of woodI would wish for a twinky a large coke and a blunt 😉
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🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
More ways to fuck yourself overI wish I could wish for more wishes
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1. great wealth
2. jedi powers
3. the wisdom to use both for the benifit of others. -
❌❌🇪🇸℘ɑøℒø🇪🇸❌❌ wrote:
Yes but then I could wish that I knew how to make a wish without getting screwed over🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
More ways to fuck yourself overI wish I could wish for more wishes
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mango12 wrote:
Wouldn't you want it laundered?I wish for 1 trillion dollars in unstolen and unlaundered money that will not cause inflation
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1. The ability to pause, rewind, and fast forward in time.
2. To know all of the governments secrets.
3. A nuclear fusion machine. -
ChubsTheWalrus wrote:
That would just make you a terrorist... Or at least a threat to the nation. They'd kill you anyway.1. The ability to pause, rewind, and fast forward in time.
2. To know all of the governments secrets.
3. A nuclear fusion machine. -
🔰Superyan🔰 wrote:
Who cares if know things that the government has, I don't have the resources or the motive to build anything to hurt the nation and a nuclear fusion machine would provide a unlimited amount of clean sustainable energy.ChubsTheWalrus wrote:
That would just make you a terrorist... Or at least a threat to the nation. They'd kill you anyway.1. The ability to pause, rewind, and fast forward in time.
2. To know all of the governments secrets.
3. A nuclear fusion machine. -
1 world peace (kills all humanity)
2 Undo world peace (humanity returns)
3 kill the genie.^saw that episode.
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Small bag that would always have 10 gold coins no matter how many I have taken out.
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☁STRΛTΘSPHΣRΣ⚡ wrote:
Better version: to have your pockets always contains the exact amount of anything you wish to purchase.Small bag that would always have 10 gold coins no matter how many I have taken out.
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Thumbs Riley wrote:
Someone would kill you for your clothes.☁STRΛTΘSPHΣRΣ⚡ wrote:
Better version: to have your pockets always contains the exact amount of anything you wish to purchase.Small bag that would always have 10 gold coins no matter how many I have taken out.
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[Add:Baz]Boffer wrote:
Then they wouldn't be MY pockets, would they? That's why it's better than the bag. Wouldn't prevent someone from kidnapping you and turning you into a walking ATM, though. 😞 Always a drawback.Thumbs Riley wrote:
Someone would kill you for your clothes.☁STRΛTΘSPHΣRΣ⚡ wrote:
Better version: to have your pockets always contains the exact amount of anything you wish to purchase.Small bag that would always have 10 gold coins no matter how many I have taken out.
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💀༄्ཧ़ཀंེབ།༨ཛყ༄💀 wrote:
The money lands on you in gold and you are crushed, dying.mango12 wrote:
You mean gold,platinum and silver.Fiat money is so yesterday.lolI wish for 1 trillion dollars in unstolen and unlaundered money that will not cause inflation
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ChubsTheWalrus wrote:
You have that ability but not at will. You go insane and kill yourself🔰Superyan🔰 wrote:
Who cares if know things that the government has, I don't have the resources or the motive to build anything to hurt the nation and a nuclear fusion machine would provide a unlimited amount of clean sustainable energy.ChubsTheWalrus wrote:
That would just make you a terrorist... Or at least a threat to the nation. They'd kill you anyway.1. The ability to pause, rewind, and fast forward in time.
2. To know all of the governments secrets.
3. A nuclear fusion machine. -
"I'll have a coke."
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I wish for more wishes... What Do you mean I can't... Fine. I wish I could wish for more wishes and then wish for more wishes
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"The Man" wrote:
Funny Man."I'll have a coke."
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Unlimited moneyz
Knowledge of everything
Pause time -
ИЕШ☠ВГЕЕD wrote:
1. You'd drown in that much moneyUnlimited moneyz
Knowledge of everything
Pause time
2.Have you ever seen the ending the last Indiana Jones, the girl gets unlimited knowledge and her head explodes? Well there's your reason
3.You couldn't resume it, only pause it
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