How the World Will End
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I found this wonderful story while perusing my notepad. I'm not sure what was wrong with me when I wrote it, but it seems quite amusing now. (I wrote this before the Summer Olympics)
Bunnies will experience rapid evolution—aided by their fast reproduction rate and exposure to chemical waste—and begin walking upright and gaining opposable thumbs. They will also grow to twelve times their current natural size to increase chances of survival against predators. The bunnies will proceed to form primitive tribes and societies in which they reside together in large numbers. Eventually they will develop language and culture, worshiping butterflies above all else. Consequently the bunnies refuse to eat anything that a butterfly (or caterpillar) consumes, ruling out most edible plants and forcing the herbivorous bunnies to resort to eating mushrooms.
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However, the bunnies happen across hallucinogenic fungi. Being too uneducated to realize the dangers of the 'shrooms, the bunnies consume them ravenously. This turns the bunnies into uncontrollable rage-monsters, similar to the Hulk but without the green or giantness. The furious bunnies engage in world-wide warfare; a World War III of sorts, to which the humans are oblivious what with their attention occupied by the 2012 Summer Olympics.
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Eventually the battling bunnies kill themselves off, leaving only the bunnies experiencing serene or sensual trips remaining. The sex-crazed bunnies hop around having sex with each other, until their needs can no longer be met amongst themselves. They move on to the calmly trippin' bunnies, who don't really protest. Soon all of the female bunnies are pregnant, and a couple months later they all give birth to litters of around 4 to 10 babies at about the same time. This causes a worldwide mushroom shortage, and Olive Garden can no longer pollute their scrumptious dishes with the revolting fungi. The US blames the mushroom famine on President Obama, and he is not reelected.
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The extremely overpopulated and trippy bunnies begin to spread. They take over third world countries first, and use the people as their sex slaves (but not the children, of course—they're just regular slaves). It was easy for the bunnies because there were so many of them there was literally nowhere for the people to escape to. The rest of the world doesn't notice at first because no one from those countries had Facebooks to post about the bunny takeover with.
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The bunnies continue to spread. And having sex with each other and unwilling humans. (But of course there are no human-bunny mutant babies, because that is scientifically impossible without recombinant DNA experimentation or gene manipulation.) Soon the only countries not infiltrated by the bunny menace are the US and Australia; the US because the people there are too revolting even for the sex-addict bunnies to want, and Australia because it is the home of the bunny's natural worst enemy—the koala. Without other countries to borrow money from to keep it afloat, the United States quickly crumbles. Australia follows suit after the sharks in the rivers finally grow legs.
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Soon mushrooms go completely extinct. Left without a food source, the bunnies eat the remaining humans—sometimes during intercourse. (A bunny turn-on I guess?) When we are gone, they resort to cannibalism, completely eradicating themselves from the planet. Then the river-sharks with legs rise to power, and begin a war with the suddenly-intelligent crocodilians.
But that is another story.
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So, we're going to have a world war with bunnies on shrooms?
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༺☪ℐʊͣʀͩѧͩƨƨɪƈ☪༻ wrote:
Yes! Although I thought hamsters would evolve quicker...So, we're going to have a world war with bunnies on shrooms?
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☪Ɗɑʀƙ Sɪƌɛ☪ wrote:
Yes, but there aren't enough in the wild (are there any wild hamsters?) to create these civilizations. And we could just squash them.༺☪ℐʊͣʀͩѧͩƨƨɪƈ☪༻ wrote:
Yes! Although I thought hamsters would evolve quicker...So, we're going to have a world war with bunnies on shrooms?
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Well why would the bunnies have intercourse with us when there are hamsters to ****
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quick! everybody eat the shrooms before the bunnies get to them.
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Ghetto Monstazz wrote:
Lmao!quick! everybody eat the shrooms before the bunnies get to them.
And LMAO! At OP 😂😂
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Personally I think the earth will get over populated and they will run out of food and everything will go crazy.in this generation if every 1 in 5 kids has a kid before the age of twenty then were in trouble,sadly that is probably true.
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Well aparently the world will end by the sun running out of gas, expanding, swallowing out entire solar system and then exploding! But scientists don't predict this will happen until around 400 million years in the future!
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And the 4th Great War will be fraught with sticks and stones.
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I believe that if the world does end, it will be because of pollution. Pollution will melt the polar ice caps, causing tsunami's and anywhere near the coast will be underwater. Also poisonous gas is under the ice caps so if they melt we will be screwed.
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Vince Carolli wrote:
Dam, i was expecting the methane from our buts would have did it.I believe that if the world does end, it will be because of pollution. Pollution will melt the polar ice caps, causing tsunami's and anywhere near the coast will be underwater. Also poisonous gas is under the ice caps so if they melt we will be screwed.
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We are actually a figment of a tripping bunnies' imagination so we must hope that the shrooms don't wear off and we are erased from existence
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