This post will contain the worst day of someones life
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Keep adding things to make this guy have the worst day of his life but he can't die. But he cam break every bone in his body. Here's the start:
First turf wars wouldn't load...
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Then Nick banned him
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Then chula bites his pee pee off
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Then you died . The end.
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Then his girlfriend decided to be celibate till she gets married.
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Then everything blew up n he'll be floating in space forever
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Then space banned him
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So he was sent to th ER
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Then they attached a permantely erect horse dong to where his used to be.
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And he unfortunately entered into a coma
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But he liked it to much so chula bit that one off to
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Then he went to an orgy and didn't know it was a gay orgy
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Where Hase had already spoofed to!
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Bob the Bozo wrote:
then ripped his balls offUnfortunatly, Chuck Norris came up and broke both his arms and his femur bone
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He found out he actually liked men, but soon realized he had no penis to engage them with.
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So he tried to kiss chuck norris. The resulting roundhouse kick sent him into limbo where...
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He caught on fire and was dunked into a vat of acid
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Then every bone in his body broke. And his groin got an infection meaning no balls or dicks could ever go there again.
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So they attached a genuine giraffe penis to his forehead so ......
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He got to level 100 and got elite on all the missions and got reset
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And was damned to a lake of fire that burns but does not consume...
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And he was banned from that.
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So they sent him to Alcatraz, where he was under constant gunfire and kept getting his head chopped off, then...
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He met killer 66 and killed himself
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And got banned from death FOREVER👿😏
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So... He got his arm amputated and replaced with a minigun.
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⚡NAILZ⚡ wrote:
lmfao lolThen chula bites his pee pee off
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Accidently kills his wife and children
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ΤΓΔΙιΞΓΤΓΔΖΗ wrote:
and his leg replaced with a... Uhh DOG!😺So... He got his arm amputated and replaced with a minigun.
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And then he beat Super Mario 2, but found put it was all bullshit because it was a dream Mario had
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And then, he was stuck on platforms with ladders and Donkey Kong throwing barrels at him
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