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Just got the cops called on me😢

• ♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Jan 3, 2013

  ƑƦཇཇ☠ཀaʂ٥ท wrote:

  (_⭕_)

  👨👱👲👳👮👴👧👶👵👸👨 👈that's everyone waiting for their turn (one guy is going twice)
  

  I wouldn't mind #7 and #10 😎
• Hyena Jan 3, 2013

  ♠Ƭϋʀғä♠ wrote:

  ƑƦཇཇ☠ཀaʂ٥ท wrote:

  (_⭕_)

  👨👱👲👳👮👴👧👶👵👸👨 👈that's everyone waiting for their turn (one guy is going twice)
  

  I wouldn't mind #7 and #10 😎

  You do realise they are taking your back door....🙀
• Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т Jan 3, 2013

  ⌖ajc⌖ wrote:

  You shouldn't have done that 😳 hopefully their mom won't press charges cause you could be charged with B & E and possibly burglary.
  

  Mrs James Bond!! Are you part of the task force dealing with the trifecta house raids? 😄
• 1BAMF Jan 3, 2013

  Tell the cops their on ur turf
• Ʈɧєℜєɖєєɱєℜ Jan 3, 2013

  Hyena wrote:

  ♠Ƭϋʀғä♠ wrote:

  ƑƦཇཇ☠ཀaʂ٥ท wrote:

  (_⭕_)

  👨👱👲👳👮👴👧👶👵👸👨 👈that's everyone waiting for their turn (one guy is going twice)
  

  I wouldn't mind #7 and #10 😎

  You do realise they are taking your back door....🙀

  Them girls got a package for you 😫
• ♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Jan 3, 2013

  Ϯɧєℜєɖєєɱeℜ wrote:

  Hyena wrote:

  ♠Ƭϋʀғä♠ wrote:

  ƑƦཇཇ☠ཀaʂ٥ท wrote:

  (_⭕_)

  👨👱👲👳👮👴👧👶👵👸👨 👈that's everyone waiting for their turn (one guy is going twice)
  

  I wouldn't mind #7 and #10 😎

  You do realise they are taking your back door....🙀

  Them girls got a package for you 😫

  Hey, at least them girls is girls. After they've had their fun I'd roll em over an have my fun 😈😋
• Traüger🏃Retired Jan 3, 2013

  ༺☠Ꮹཞ༏ཀཀ☠༻ wrote:

  jcisabeast wrote:

  Er'd, justice served ;)
  

  ERd. Justice goes full circle 😜

  Yep
• -[MacGyver]- Jan 3, 2013

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• 🌾ᏦᎻᎪᏞ🌾 Jan 3, 2013

  -[MacGyver]- wrote:

  (_🌽_)
  

  Haha this is clever.
• 🔥ℐօƙℰℜ🔥 Jan 3, 2013

  ☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:

  This is your asshole before prison 👉(_⚫_)
  This is your asshole after prison 👉(_0_)
  

  Don't drop the soap
• ⌖🔥RΛINDᎧG🔥⌖ Jan 3, 2013

  ⌖🔥Ꮹ༙ᏌƝ༙Ꮋ༙ᏫᏩ༙🔥⌖ wrote:

  Scourge of ᏀᎧᎠ wrote:

  Update: she didn't press charges, my parents aren't mad. Everything is okay :D. We just have to pay for the fruit snacks we ate and help clean it.
  

  Whoa,whoa,whoa....you said you didnt touch anything else!!! lol thank god she didnt press charges. That wouldnt go over well in jail.
  Convict:what you in for?
  You:uh....i stole some fruit snacks.
  Feel free to use your imagination to fill in the rest lol

  Ironic....cuz in prison he'd be the fruit snack and something is definately gonna get stolen! 😳
• Novas Jan 3, 2013

  certusd wrote:

  If this is in America. When he gets back invite him over. And shoot him for trespass. Teach him not to call the police
  

  You'd have to place a visible "No trespassing sign", this just might work
• ⚡WeavingWillie⚡ Jan 3, 2013

  ◢☠jͥoͫƎ☠◣ wrote:

  ☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:

  This is your asshole before prison 👉(_⚫_)
  This is your asshole after prison 👉(_0_)
  

  (_⭕_)

  Prolapsed?
• 🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 Jan 3, 2013

  ♠Ƭϋʀғä♠ wrote:

  Ϯɧєℜєɖєєɱeℜ wrote:

  Hyena wrote:

  ♠Ƭϋʀғä♠ wrote:

  ƑƦཇཇ☠ཀaʂ٥ท wrote:

  (_⭕_)

  👨👱👲👳👮👴👧👶👵👸👨 👈that's everyone waiting for their turn (one guy is going twice)
  

  I wouldn't mind #7 and #10 😎

  You do realise they are taking your back door....🙀

  Them girls got a package for you 😫

  Hey, at least them girls is girls. After they've had their fun I'd roll em over an have my fun 😈😋

  Turfa, im pretty sure 7 is a little girl so you really shouldn't do that...
• Benny DaBOSS🔫💀🌄 Jan 3, 2013

  💀༄्ཧ़ཀंེབ།༨ཛყ༄💀 wrote:

  🌾ᏦᎻᎪᏞ🌾 wrote:

  Be honest with the police. Call his mom and apologize. Man up and take responsibility. If you start lying and being vague and giving half truths it's going to be much harder on you.
  

  Skrew that...deny deny deny.Unless they have a camera they don't have proof.

  AMEN!
• 🌾ᏦᎻᎪᏞ🌾 Jan 3, 2013

  Benny DaBOSS🔫💀🌄 wrote:

  💀༄्ཧ़ཀंེབ།༨ཛყ༄💀 wrote:

  🌾ᏦᎻᎪᏞ🌾 wrote:

  Be honest with the police. Call his mom and apologize. Man up and take responsibility. If you start lying and being vague and giving half truths it's going to be much harder on you.
  

  Skrew that...deny deny deny.Unless they have a camera they don't have proof.

  AMEN!

  Deny deny deny may be a good strategy when you're facing serious felony charges, not when you've done a dumb prank and they already know its you. You start lying to the police and they'll charge you based purely on principal. You be honest and apologetic and theyll look for a way to cut you a break 9 out of 10 times. Here's a law enforcement secret - Paperwork sucks. Think about it.
• ice killer Jan 4, 2013

  Pussy
• Ghetto Monstazz Jan 4, 2013

  ♠Ƭϋʀғä♠ wrote:

  Ϯɧєℜєɖєєɱeℜ wrote:

  Hyena wrote:

  ♠Ƭϋʀғä♠ wrote:

  ƑƦཇཇ☠ཀaʂ٥ท wrote:

  (_⭕_)

  👨👱👲👳👮👴👧👶👵👸👨 👈that's everyone waiting for their turn (one guy is going twice)
  

  I wouldn't mind #7 and #10 😎

  You do realise they are taking your back door....🙀

  Them girls got a package for you 😫

  Hey, at least them girls is girls. After they've had their fun I'd roll em over an have my fun 😈😋

  he truly is a generous lover
• Hyena Jan 4, 2013

  Ghetto Monstazz wrote:

  ♠Ƭϋʀғä♠ wrote:

  Ϯɧєℜєɖєєɱeℜ wrote:

  Hyena wrote:

  ♠Ƭϋʀғä♠ wrote:

  ƑƦཇཇ☠ཀaʂ٥ท wrote:

  (_⭕_)

  👨👱👲👳👮👴👧👶👵👸👨 👈that's everyone waiting for their turn (one guy is going twice)
  

  I wouldn't mind #7 and #10 😎

  You do realise they are taking your back door....🙀

  Them girls got a package for you 😫

  Hey, at least them girls is girls. After they've had their fun I'd roll em over an have my fun 😈😋

  he truly is a generous lover

  Not sure myself, I think #7 has stubble and I'm sure I saw #10 at a cross dressing review (a la Priscilla Queen of the Desert)

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