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Paste whatever's on you're clipboard. Here's mine
September 14th
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The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently.
Friedrich Nietzsche, The Dawn, Sec. 297 -
desayuno
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Hey bro I feel if you hate me bro but I apologize for knocking up your sister. We were both really drunk and shit happens.
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^I write my messages in notepad before sending them.
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ƁƖɑƈĸ Ɗƴրɑɱɩɫε wrote:
😂Hey bro I feel if you hate me bro but I apologize for knocking up your sister. We were both really drunk and shit happens.
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Here's some advice:
1. Tap Your Profile
2. Tap Settings
3. Tap Reset Mobster -
ϻɵʀϻɵɴ ϻɵвʂтɛʀ wrote:
😹😹😹😹ƁƖɑƈĸ Ɗƴրɑɱɩɫε wrote:
😂Hey bro I feel if you hate me bro but I apologize for knocking up your sister. We were both really drunk and shit happens.
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Im sorry, we don't accept stupid as a talent
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I was searching it to find Free Mason's impostor :p -
One Random Shirt of Surprising Awesomeness
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By the way, I see no possible way that this could end badly!
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*Not sure why I have, but I copied close bracket.
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Dammit! My clipboard is a picture. No, not porn. It was an accidental select/copy from a Wiki article I was reading.
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I believe that everything that you do bad comes back to you. So everything that I do that's bad, I'm going to suffer from it. But in my mind, I believe what I'm doing is right. So I feel like I'm going to heaven.
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TW never ending story Pt. 1
One sunny day in Southern Mexico, a man named Fred saw several gangsters ride past on mopeds. He watched in mild horror as they stopped to bash up a telephone booth with an opposing gang's tags painted on it.
As he sat, sipping on his Chinese tea, he got to thinking about how he could do something to bring gang violence to the attention of the world. He could draw up posters with violent slogans on them, but that would only be affective in the immediate area. Then he had a brilliant idea. He'd make a computer game, based around gang wars!
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Fred contacted a nerdy friend of his named Samantha, and together, they created the the game they named 'Tough Whackers' (later shortened to 'TW'). Tough Wackers became so popular within a year or so that Fred became quite wealthy from the game. It seemed that people liked being virtual gangstas, and as they say, money corrupts. Fred no longer cared about making people aware of gang violence, and began thinking about how he could make the game more popular. He added 'loot' items to the violent 'missions' that players could complete, and began advertising the game on non-violent websites. About two years after he and Samantha began the game, it had a massive influx of new players, virtually doubling Fred's income in a month.
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Around this time, Fred decided he wanted to redouble his income, and began to brainstorm with George Lincoln Jr. Jr. on new ideas. They came up with a plan to make it possible to send other players large sums of virtual money in return for loot items and Respect Points (which were used to buy player profile 'upgrades'). The two of them also made it possible to become Gang Leader of entire countries. These Gang leaders received double income from all the turf they controlled, but made them 15% easier to beat in fights for other players.
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TW continued growing in popularity as it entered its third year of existence, and Fred and Lincoln Jr. Jr. decided to incorporate inter-galactic travel. Any player with 500 million in-game dollars could buy a ticket on a space shuttle and travel to their choice of the Moon, Mars, Venus or Pluto. There, they could plant turf and fight wars.
Anyone wishing to fight in space had to spend money on armoured space suits, lunar vehicles and laser weapons. This equipment cost five times as much as the earth equivalents, but intergalactic mob wars became slowly more popular with larger players. -
Around the time that Tough Whackers entered its fourth year of existence, it's popularity began to wane, and Fred and his nerdy sidekicks desperately tried to think of something they could add to it. Then, Samantha had a brilliant idea. They could add pets to the game! By buying a $2 (real-life money) upgrade, they could buy pets to nurture. Rather than spending hours each day strategically planting turf to smash other players, they could spend hours training and playing with their pet dogs, cats, gerbils and rabbits.
Many of the older players quit in disgust, but thanks to an all-out advertising campaign by Fred's advertising team, many young girls began playing the game and buying the pet upgrade. -
G C/G G C/G
G C/G
Ba by, close that suit case you've been packing.
G C/G
Just sit down and talk to me a while.
Am7 C
I know I tried to tell me what was lacking,
Am7 D
But I guess I must have missed it by a mile.
G C/G
Well this time girl, I swear to you I'll listen.
G C
Help me understand where I went wrong.
G Am7 C
It's hard to find myself in this position
Am7 D
Scared that I'll go crazy once you're gone.
(CHORUS)
D G C
Help me hold on.......to what we had.
C Am7 D G
Once our love was strong........it can be again.
G C
You said it takes two........to make love last. -
As they year progressed, Lincoln Jr. Jr. suggested that they change the game name to 'Intergalactic Gangstas and Pets', to which Fred agreed. They shortened this name to InGaPets, or IGP for short. This politically correct name struck parents as acceptable, and they began downloading the game and buying the pet feature for their children as birthday presents, which made Fred rather happy. He could finally buy himself several Ferraris and a nice high-rise apartment. Life was looking good for him. He fired Lincoln Jr. Jr. and Samantha so he could have their salaries as well, and began living the high life more than ever before.
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C G/B Am7 D G
You were right all along........so help me hold on.
(2nd VERSE)
G C/G
What have I got to do to make it better?
G C/G(HOLD)
What have I got to do to make you see,
Am7 C(HOLD)
that even though I promised you forever,
Am7 D(HOLD)
I never know how hard that would be?
G C/G(HOLD)
I realized I took your love for granted,
G C
But I've learned that love worth having don't come free.
G/B C
And I'll pay any price it takes to keep you,
Am7 D
satisfied and staying here with me. -
Can't say what's on my clipboard... It's a secret...
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Then, just as the fifth year of IGP rolled around, Internet servers worldwide began crashing. Before long, the Internet only existed in China and North Korea. Fred's brainchild died a slow and painful death, and he was forced to sell his lovely Ferrari collection and buy a Prius.
Fred was sad. He bought himself a gun and began going hunting. Shooting at things became his only outlet: his only way to let off steam and relax a little. Then one day, he shot a rock, and the bullet split in half, killing a butterfly and a mosquito with the one shot. Fred realised how cruel he'd become, and became a monk. He lived the rest of his life in a big castle surrounded by bugs, and no Internet access.The never-End.😜
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I was singing that song to my pissed off ol' lady. Travis Triit gets em wet every time.
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Figured I probably had something better than nothing in my notepad to paste in here. Whatever 😎
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ChuckDave wrote:
Here's some advice:
1. Tap Your Profile
2. Tap Settings
3. Tap Reset Mobster😂
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