Describe best you can
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Mι⚡⚡ㄗɪⱥƶƶɑ💋 wrote:
Al Borland!!😂I imagine you as a slightly overweight white man with a hipster beard, wearing a plaid button up
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ཌརཀཀཔུזнєཥརསངĦ: A red-headed twelve-year-old pickpocket with some crazy drumming skills. He's in a kiddie band and has a super hot girlfriend that he brags about nonstop, although now that you think about it, no one has actually met or even seen her....
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SeñoritaMafioso
Tall athletic looking with long brownish blonde hair and big doey eyes.....
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SeñoritaMafioso
A brown haired beauty college student who has a littl time to use this game as an escape from rediculus papers and tests. (help with spelling, thanks, tom)
Bet I nailed it!
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Already seen what sky looks like on YouTube. She is a pretty little blonde lady.
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Finlay King wrote:
😘💗💗💗💗💗Already seen what sky looks like on YouTube. She is a pretty little blonde lady.
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Finlay king
A hairy slug-like creature drenched in liquid feces who rules over a legion of pimples with fat legs
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GreenMan
Mirror sunglasses, chain smoker, blonde hair, and a trucker hat. He also drives a truck with a giant cock roach on top and the words "Dales dead bug" on the side. He sometimes goes by the alias " Rusty Shackleford. -
☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:
I'd like to live in your fairy-tale world, Hank, but the Fair Play For Cuba Committee is retro-fitting my mower to power Fidel's one-man escape sub.GreenMan
Mirror sunglasses, chain smoker, blonde hair, and a trucker hat. He also drives a truck with a giant cock roach on top and the words "Dales dead bug" on the side. He sometimes goes by the alias " Rusty Shackleford. -
ႺזԑԑπṖḥȯȇŋіҳ wrote:
You're not touching my mower dale.☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:
I'd like to live in your fairy-tale world, Hank, but the Fair Play For Cuba Committee is retro-fitting my mower to power Fidel's one-man escape sub.GreenMan
Mirror sunglasses, chain smoker, blonde hair, and a trucker hat. He also drives a truck with a giant cock roach on top and the words "Dales dead bug" on the side. He sometimes goes by the alias " Rusty Shackleford. -
Ojibwe
Is a tall Native American man that runs a small massage therapy business. He is secretly having an affair with GreenMan's wife and even has a kid by her. -
CrazyRedneck
Talks really fast, has a passion for old cars, and young women. He always wears a black shirt, light blue jeans, and has blonde hair. -
SwampDonkey
Skinny young guy in his late 20's. Has a blonde mullet and a cutoff grey shirt. He won a substantial amount of money after slipping on some urine at Costco and used it to buy a big blue F-150. His favorite activities include, listening to Trace Adkins, racing his truck, and drinking beer while throwing rocks at birds as they land on nearby trees.
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