❄Sledding🏂🎿🌀

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🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 Dec 27, 2012

A lot of us have been sledding.
Alot of us haven't.
Some of us have even been sledding without knowing it.

Today was the day after a "blizzard"; beautiful, snowy and slightly above freezing.
My father decided it was a prefect day to take me and my sisters to the sledding hill-
Little did we know this day would be disastrous.

There were dozens of people there, none of wich seems to look up as they walked straight in the path of oncomming sledders.
1point for adults, cause they try and stop you, not dodge.
2 points for teens, cause they try and jump over you
3 points for younger kids cause they dive outta the way.
(My little sister scored 134)

However, i stayed at 0 by going down the tree llined side of the hill. There was a single sled trail, that I followed. After crashing through the brush, I see the track leads straight into a tree. Not a little tree, a barely wrap your arms around tree.
🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 Dec 27, 2012

I'm currently at home, laughing at the replay, while icing my hip, (because I just happend to take a video at the time)

There's a lot of blur, my foot sticking out in front of me and then a sudden abrupt stop as the tree comes into focus. Hahahaha 🏂💨👟💢🌲

So my point.. oh yeah.

° never follow an unknown sled trail without first seeing where it ends.

Whoever took the trail after me is gonna jump over a creek 😇
〓 ZONE 〓 Dec 27, 2012

I don't know wether to laugh or say ouch... Either way, love the adventure!
🌾ᏦᎻᎪᏞ🌾 Dec 27, 2012

Bruenor, be honest - is this a Chrismas fable about safe sex? "never follow an unknown sled tail without first seein where it ends". Are you warning us to stay away from unknown erotic desires and the occasional Celica-driving tranny-donkey-punching smooth talker and to Keep it Wrapped or Deal With the Clap??? You're a clever one, ax man. Very subtle. I like it.
✟ℱ∂∬ℰℵ αℵgεℒ✟ Dec 27, 2012

^^^^^lololololololololololol^^^^^