Welcome N00bs!!!
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I am still on my first coffee so I might need to come back to this later, but as a member of the TW community I would like to welcome all you new players. If I recall you are the 6th or maybe 7th generation of players mostly likely to be know as The Doomsday Generation. As you play the game on the map you may have several questions that can answered in the Help and Strategy Forum. Great to see new players on the map and best of luck to all of you....and remember it's a game have fun with it.
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Couple of tips:
View the General forum like a newspaper, skim the headlines read a few articles and keep in mind it's mostly general chaos at times 😜 -
Nice one Johnny! I look forward to meeting potential friends and bringing my search for a con-artist to a close at last.Welcome to a great game with many excellent people.
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You may find yourself asking what does TWFC stand for or what the hell is a Masshole check out the Turf Wars wiki site you will find that to be a good source for TW answers and a little history
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Never ask what a Finlay is and DO make sure to pay homage to Saelo and Respect the wonderful Mystery.
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Many players use an App called Palringo to communicate with each other.It's free and it works every other Thursday. Just don't ever agree to help with Saba's foot problems. You can find various rooms with others players and it is a good place to ask questions, get some help or have various drinks in.
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Also see what the yawn does in the v forum
Great thread again jonny o
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👍👍cheers johnny... Wat the name of the app?? Parlilingo.. is it associated with tw
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Oh Johnny, I've heard of something called Gas Day... When is that? And what can I expect on this great day?
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Palringo is a free app not wth tw. But it is sereusly useful.
Awsom thred Johnny!
Welcom new players! We all awate fr Johnny's haircut which is "Gas Day" wher anybdy can and dos happily an joyfuly bombs the crap owt of eechothr.
*a teeny side note, leev my tiping alone. Or i will eat yu. If yu want to no why, politely ask. Any rudeness, an i will eat yu.*cheers!🍻
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1......12 wrote:
Parlilingo!!👍👍cheers johnny... Wat the name of the app?? Parlilingo.. is it associated with tw
Always spell VENDETTA correctly. Not vandoozle not vendeezle vendatta vendeta veneda ect. Is that thread still up? 😹😹
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👍👍cheers guys👆👆👆
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Good thread Johnny 👍
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༺☠Ꮹཞ༏ཀཀ☠༻ wrote:
Ahhh, new turfers, be aware of the wild dumee. They lurk in the forums making comments that hold no helpful information in hope of making some sort of name for themselves. Dumee's are usually harmless but can be a bit annoying to the OP of a great thread.Good thread Johnny 👍
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And don't be a troll. Nobody likes trolls.
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YOU wrote:
Well you'd better shut up then, Turfa. 👊😡And don't be a troll. Nobody likes trolls.
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♠Ƭϋʀғä♠ wrote:
Yeah Turfa, shut your freakin piehole. Before me and Turfa come mess you up! (In game of course because RL threats are a violation of TOS and kinda stupid since this is just a game)YOU wrote:
Well you'd better shut up then, Turfa. 👊😡And don't be a troll. Nobody likes trolls.
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☁ᎦkyᎢнєᏝiмiт☁ wrote:
More on "Gas Day", not only car bombing, but also cap as much as possible, last Gas Day only one guy took a turf, that wasn't much into the Gas Day spirit, attack all your friends and complaining is heavily frowned upon,Palringo is a free app not wth tw. But it is sereusly useful.
Awsom thred Johnny!
Welcom new players! We all awate fr Johnny's haircut which is "Gas Day" wher anybdy can and dos happily an joyfuly bombs the crap owt of eechothr.
*a teeny side note, leev my tiping alone. Or i will eat yu. If yu want to no why, politely ask. Any rudeness, an i will eat yu.*cheers!🍻
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༺☠Ⓘℵℱℰཞℵʘ☠༻ wrote:
Yes! An yu feel left owt if yu dont get cappd!☁ᎦkyᎢнєᏝiмiт☁ wrote:
More on "Gas Day", not only car bombing, but also cap as much as possible, last Gas Day only one guy took a turf, that wasn't much into the Gas Day spirit, attack all your friends and complaining is heavily frowned upon,Palringo is a free app not wth tw. But it is sereusly useful.
Awsom thred Johnny!
Welcom new players! We all awate fr Johnny's haircut which is "Gas Day" wher anybdy can and dos happily an joyfuly bombs the crap owt of eechothr.
*a teeny side note, leev my tiping alone. Or i will eat yu. If yu want to no why, politely ask. Any rudeness, an i will eat yu.*cheers!🍻
And we publish allllllllll th whines! Heehee so dont whine! It will be preservd!
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Also I would like to add that just as in real life, the use of fool language is frowned upon very greatly. Please be kind and considerate to your fellow players! People who do use bad language never last that long😜...
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☁STRΛTΘSPHΣRΣ⚡ wrote:
What the fuck are you talking about? The use of foul language may not be everyone's cup of tea but in general it's sure as hell not gonna get you run out of the game. Unless of course it's a profanity laced tirade directed at someone soecificaly. Best rule of thumb when interacting with the other ass bags in this game is to try & remember, there is a social aspect to this game that is every bit as important if not more so than the map play part of the game. Treat others as you would want to be treated & respect the fact that there is no ONE correct way to play this game. The game is customizable and everyone has their own likes and dislikes. You can try and impose your will on others but be prepared for others to do the same in return. You're gonna suck for a while. It's ok, we all sucked. Johnny was the very first player in TW and he still sucks....People who do use bad language never last that long😜...
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and also noobies, make sure you call all your turf "i ❤ starbucks" you'll get accepted into the community greatly.
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😱Fuckin Nick😱 wrote:>
You're gonna suck for a while. It's ok, we all sucked. Johnny was the very first player in TW and he still sucks.There is a point in the game where one no longer sucks? I've been playing for over a year and I had no idea that was possible!
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◢☠jͥoͫƎ☠◣ wrote:
I have some turf named that. I had one in Russia but some ass named Johnny capped it 😬😋😝and also noobies, make sure you call all your turf "i ❤ starbucks" you'll get accepted into the community greatly.
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༺☠Ꮹཞ༏ཀཀ☠༻ wrote:
lmao bit of a less friendly welcome i guess 😂◢☠jͥoͫƎ☠◣ wrote:
I have some turf named that. I had one in Russia but some ass named Johnny capped it 😬😋😝and also noobies, make sure you call all your turf "i ❤ starbucks" you'll get accepted into the community greatly.
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Ha! These are all fine examples of "what you post can always bite you later". 😂
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Welcome noobs! 👋✋👋
Punch codes
Punch codes
Punch codesDONT POST STUPID SHIT IN THE FORUMS.
The end 💋
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For the love of all things holy do not post a topic like Coke V. Dr. Pepper! My generation was notorious for this( the generation before the Noob Flood of December).
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Ooo! Put NO points in attak or defense. Put thm in helth, stamina an energy.
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Don't try to be a forum policing dbag. That's what the mods are paid to do.
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😱Fuckin Nick😱 wrote:
On a side note ... somebody forgot their own name 😏☁STRΛTΘSPHΣRΣ⚡ wrote:
What the fuck are you talking about? The use of foul language may not be everyone's cup of tea but in general it's sure as hell not gonna get you run out of the game. Unless of course it's a profanity laced tirade directed at someone soecificaly. Best rule of thumb when interacting ...snipped...People who do use bad language never last that long😜...
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