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Rumply Forskin Sep 1, 2010

Boy O Boy. I'm getting really sick and tired of all these people coming to my door wanting handouts for charity.
Yesterday I had this chick at my door from the sperm bank. Boy, did I give her a mouthful!
Vadan™ v2.0 Sep 1, 2010

I was on the bus to work yesterday morning and 2 chav school girl were sat in front of me talking loud. One mentioned "init man, dat girls got bare beef". I was going to ask if she buys her bee direct from wholesale but they got off.
O-Dogg Sep 1, 2010

Rumply Forskin wrote:
Boy O Boy. I'm getting really sick and tired of all these people coming to my door wanting handouts for charity.
Yesterday I had this chick at my door from the sperm bank. Boy, did I give her a mouthful!

a mouthful huh? Send her here👍
if someone comes to the door ill tell em "I'm as broke as yourself, I'm actually robbing this house u want in?"
same if they come to the car it's stolen.. Had one person call the cops😹
Primo Loco Sep 1, 2010

Dam....minds
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Mr. Linderman Sep 1, 2010

A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?' 'No', he replies, 'I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it.'
The intrigued woman says, 'A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?' 'It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me,' he explains. 'What's it telling you now?' 'Well, it says you're not wearing any panties...'
The woman giggles and replies, 'Well it must be broken then because I am wearing panties!' The man explains, 'Damn thing must be an hour fast.'
ADD: WHIZZ Sep 1, 2010

Mr. Linderman wrote:
A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?' 'No', he replies, 'I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it.'
The intrigued woman says, 'A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?' 'It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me,' he explains. 'What's it telling you now?' 'Well, it says you're not wearing any panties...'
The woman giggles and replies, 'Well it must be broken then because I am wearing panties!' The man explains, 'Damn thing must be an hour fast.'

Made me giggle :)