A tale of a stand for greater good.
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Y'all have me blushing 😘
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Ohhh I have that some dude tried to invite me to some wierd alliance that's supposed to become a super force in the game and told me to download that app. I have no idea how to use it though haha.
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How do I find any of your groups can someone pm me instructions it would be really appreciated.
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Benny DaBOSS🔫💀🌄 4 hours ago Quote
There once was an evil tyrant and a small kingdom. The tyrant believed all should bow before him, and most did. Then he came to this small kingdom and demanded they bow to him, the kingdom refused. The evil tyrant became very in ranged and lead a force to destroy the kingdom. The kingdom held its ground and pushed back. The tyrant was loosing. The tyrant then began to summon his minions from all across the land to come down on the Heroes of the small kingdom and have them destroyed. And that is where I bring you to this amazing and heroic battle.That's an awesome way to get help... Nice
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☣ՏɧʀɪɲʉϮ☣₅ͣ₅ͩ₂ͩ wrote:
I like this explanation best 😆༺☠Ꮹཞ༏ཀཀ☠༻ wrote:
It must mean moving your turf so they are "very" in capping range?What does "very in ranged" mean?
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Benny wins the war, babyyy rides off into the sunset on a black horse with hillbilly and everyone lives happily ever after.
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☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:
And weg gets?Benny wins the war, babyyy rides off into the sunset on a black horse with hillbilly and everyone lives happily ever after.
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☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:
🐎 HahahaBenny wins the war, babyyy rides off into the sunset on a black horse with hillbilly and everyone lives happily ever after.
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ωⅇɢṡɪⅇṣ wrote:
A nice burial. You fought valiantly but died in the final minutes of the battle.😜😉☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:
And weg gets?Benny wins the war, babyyy rides off into the sunset on a black horse with hillbilly and everyone lives happily ever after.
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☁STRΛTΘSPHΣRΣ⚡ wrote:
Lmaoωⅇɢṡɪⅇṣ wrote:
A nice burial. You fought valiantly but died in the final minutes of the battle.😜😉☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:
And weg gets?Benny wins the war, babyyy rides off into the sunset on a black horse with hillbilly and everyone lives happily ever after.
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☁STRΛTΘSPHΣRΣ⚡ wrote:
Hell yeah I fought valiantly. I stood on the front lines while your micromob hid behind me trying to snipeωⅇɢṡɪⅇṣ wrote:
A nice burial. You fought valiantly but died in the final minutes of the battle.😜😉☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:
And weg gets?Benny wins the war, babyyy rides off into the sunset on a black horse with hillbilly and everyone lives happily ever after.
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Babyyy wrote:
😘☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:
🐎 HahahaBenny wins the war, babyyy rides off into the sunset on a black horse with hillbilly and everyone lives happily ever after.
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ωⅇɢṡɪⅇṣ wrote:
Lmao☁STRΛTΘSPHΣRΣ⚡ wrote:
Hell yeah I fought valiantly. I stood on the front lines while your micromob hid behind me trying to snipeωⅇɢṡɪⅇṣ wrote:
A nice burial. You fought valiantly but died in the final minutes of the battle.😜😉☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:
And weg gets?Benny wins the war, babyyy rides off into the sunset on a black horse with hillbilly and everyone lives happily ever after.
My story was still better
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chris-boris wrote:
Well said Chris!Benny DaBOSS🔫💀🌄 wrote:
There once was an evil tyrant and a small kingdom. The tyrant believed all should bow before him, and most did. Then he came to this small kingdom and demanded they bow to him, the kingdom refused. The evil tyrant became very in ranged and lead a force to destroy the kingdom. The kingdom held its ground and pushed back. The tyrant was loosing. The tyrant then began to summon his minions from all across the land to come down on the Heroes of the small kingdom and have them destroyed. And that is where I bring you to this amazing and heroic battle.
You sound like an expert in the art of self felatio 😉
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ωⅇɢṡɪⅇṣ wrote:
There is nothing wrong with being a good sniper. It requires a great amount of finesse, tactical ability, and stealth. Besides, the only reason you lasted that long was because of my spectacular sniping ability. You couldn't hit a turf to save your life.😼☁STRΛTΘSPHΣRΣ⚡ wrote:
Hell yeah I fought valiantly. I stood on the front lines while your micromob hid behind me trying to snipeωⅇɢṡɪⅇṣ wrote:
A nice burial. You fought valiantly but died in the final minutes of the battle.😜😉☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:
And weg gets?Benny wins the war, babyyy rides off into the sunset on a black horse with hillbilly and everyone lives happily ever after.
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☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:
Now thats just too unbelievable! And war? 😹😹😹😹😹😹Benny wins the war, babyyy rides off into the sunset on a black horse with hillbilly and everyone lives happily ever after.
1 member arrived in springs for some 'coaching'. Now that's a story of epic proportion ... One man, one alliance. Shame outside help was brought in....lame.
How about this directors cut....
Union loses members and crumbles....babyyy pops one steroid too many grows a beard (you ain't that hot sweet cheeks😽)....strat grows some balls and wegs.....well wegs remains an irritating tw@ -
༒ᏴᏌᎦᎢᎬᎡ༒ wrote:
I pop steroids and grow a beard? Wtf? And for the record, I never claimed that I'm the most drop dead gorgeous girl on the face of the earth, but I do take pride in myself and after having 4 daughters I think I look nice. I don't appreciate the negative comments about my appearance☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:
Now thats just too unbelievable! And war? 😹😹😹😹😹😹Benny wins the war, babyyy rides off into the sunset on a black horse with hillbilly and everyone lives happily ever after.
1 member arrived in springs for some 'coaching'. Now that's a story of epic proportion ... One man, one alliance. Shame outside help was brought in....lame.
How about this directors cut....
Union loses members and crumbles....babyyy pops one steroid too many grows a beard (you ain't that hot sweet cheeks😽)....strat grows some balls and wegs.....well wegs remains an irritating tw@ -
༒ᏴᏌᎦᎢᎬᎡ༒ wrote:
How about this? Buster stays at 800 mob and continues to do nothing. Bravo! Bravo! 👏👏👏👏☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:
Now thats just too unbelievable! And war? 😹😹😹😹😹😹Benny wins the war, babyyy rides off into the sunset on a black horse with hillbilly and everyone lives happily ever after.
1 member arrived in springs for some 'coaching'. Now that's a story of epic proportion ... One man, one alliance. Shame outside help was brought in....lame.
How about this directors cut....
Union loses members and crumbles....babyyy pops one steroid too many grows a beard (you ain't that hot sweet cheeks😽)....strat grows some balls and wegs.....well wegs remains an irritating tw@ -
Lol. Haven't punched a single code. Don't make me start and come to the springs. I guy like me, 3k mob, low level, handful of turfs and DP's for turf limit and stam can do some damage...hmmm best get punching
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༒ᏴᏌᎦᎢᎬᎡ༒ wrote:
Whose mule are you again?Lol. Haven't punched a single code. Don't make me start and come to the springs. I guy like me, 3k mob, low level, handful of turfs and DP's for turf limit and stam can do some damage...hmmm best get punching
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Just ignore Buster, Babyyy. Jealousy is an ugly thing. 😉
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༒ᏴᏌᎦᎢᎬᎡ༒ wrote:
The only thing that's unbelievable is how 💩 your profile is.☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:
Now thats just too unbelievable! And war? 😹😹😹😹😹😹Benny wins the war, babyyy rides off into the sunset on a black horse with hillbilly and everyone lives happily ever after.
1 member arrived in springs for some 'coaching'. Now that's a story of epic proportion ... One man, one alliance. Shame outside help was brought in....lame.
How about this directors cut....
Union loses members and crumbles....babyyy pops one steroid too many grows a beard (you ain't that hot sweet cheeks😽)....strat grows some balls and wegs.....well wegs remains an irritating tw@ -
Wait ... Lets continue on with the story... So hillbilly 👨 (clearly a taxi 🚕 driver in the story) rides off with babyyy👸 and drops her at her pre-designated destination .... Cons house🏡 and they live happily ever after💑.... The kingdom freezes over and everyone quits fighting cuz it's cold outside. But with that much snow in the mountains 🗻Benny takes his knights on a ski 🎿 weekend trip. while there, he sees the so called bad guys snow boarding 🏂. They agree to a truce and celebrate by simging karaoke🎤 and hillbilly shows up and joins in too🎻... And babyyy and Con live happily ever after.
🎬 Cut.... That's a wrap
The end
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Hi babyyy. Call me 😎
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🔥💀ḉṏήϮṝðḹḻḝཞ💀🔥 wrote:
This made me laugh really hard.Wait ... Lets continue on with the story... So hillbilly 👨 (clearly a taxi 🚕 driver in the story) rides off with babyyy👸 and drops her at her pre-designated destination .... Cons house🏡 and they live happily ever after💑.... The kingdom freezes over and everyone quits fighting cuz it's cold outside. But with that much snow in the mountains 🗻Benny takes his knights on a ski 🎿 weekend trip. while there, he sees the so called bad guys snow boarding 🏂. They agree to a truce and celebrate by simging karaoke🎤 and hillbilly shows up and joins in too🎻... And babyyy and Con live happily ever after.
🎬 Cut.... That's a wrap
The end
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Lol Controlerrr! I'll call u
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I bumped this thread as response to 💩💩Rud💩💩's thread. This is what was written when TWFC came and destroyed the alliance I was in at the the time. We knew we would lose, we knew we were outnumbered, but we tried! We cried for help,we got some, but, it wasn't enough. Rud, Danny MFC, Fitz the traitor, and a handful of others came and destroyed us in the name of "teaching us how to play". I'm not involved in the UK wars, but I fight you lot on many fronts , and do so because of what happened in the past. I respect you Rud, but hard feelings die hard, and this is a classic "what goes around, comes around". You poked to many hungry bears. Players mob up, join new crews, establish relationships, and eventually have a common enemy. You, and crew, taught me, and many others, the ways of war, and now the tides have changed. It sucks most of the great fighters have left your side, but, you helped create a lot of us, and now we fight as we have learned.
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I was just remembering this. Now that its him getting the shit end, he doesn't like it. Rud is a cool guy and all, but he was a dick on the map.
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Revolt!
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I forgot about this yeah,granted me and a select few went a bit heavy but did you have fun,learn the game better etc?
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