Just caught my gf cheating.
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vishbume wrote:
Don't forget the carbombs. This series needs more explosions and shit. In slow motion.Jason, have you ever taken a ride in Sancho's Toyota Celica? Is there some bad blood between you guys?Did you ever harbour lustful thoughts for either Macy,Alex,Jalen or Caitlyn?Where did you two meet?
I'm just trying to flesh out the script for the first season.I've taken some liberties with your story involving the buxom girls and their fun pyjama parties,but the rest I want to be gritty and hard-hitting with car-chases and vampires.
You do understand that this information is vital in order to add authenticity. Cheers! -
mi culo es la respuesta a todos sus problemas.
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This is like our own personal soap opera. Thanks for the entertaining read while I'm at work.
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Add BESSY wrote:
¿Y cuéntanos como ese culo puede tener la respuesta de sus líos? jajaja, ya lo comprendo...... ¡Estas ofreciendo ese culito a Jason! Vaya vaya, este culebrón esta mejorando con cada episodio.mi culo es la respuesta a todos sus problemas.
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I'm in two minds... Such dilemmas. Will I write Sancho in as the gardener who regularly works in the garden without a top and tight torero (bullfighter) trousers that all the girls swoon for.... or,or,or... Do I write him in as a long lost brother who was separated from you by a callous nun with a nazi background and who ,in turn, is in love with the attending doctor at the delivery who has a hard-on for a hooker who lives with a tranny who happens to look like an obese Judy Garland on crack....well, the fascist nurse spurned by the doctor and in a fit of spite switches babies at birth and replaces Sancho with... with... yes,you guessed it. Your current girlfriend........ She is your sister!!!!!
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vishbume wrote:
Lol 😂 your more fun to read in Spanish (no offense)Add BESSY wrote:
¿Y cuéntanos como ese culo puede tener la respuesta de sus líos? jajaja, ya lo comprendo...... ¡Estas ofreciendo ese culito a Jason! Vaya vaya, este culebrón esta mejorando con cada episodio.mi culo es la respuesta a todos sus problemas.
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Ju said ju lab me, but july! Julyer!
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✰ʗɛяέąƖ ₭ĭƖƖɛཞ✰ wrote:
Uhm I never cheated ur listen to a fake story he wrote everything he said is untrue he's playing the sympathy card also his dad is alive his grandpa died not his dad hope u guys are happy for picking on someone that did NOTHING❌⭕KAMBIC⭕❌ wrote:
Kinda like cheating on ur bf💣Hum who ever car bombing me that's mature
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❌⭕KAMBIC⭕❌ wrote:
I enjoyed it 👍✰ʗɛяέąƖ ₭ĭƖƖɛཞ✰ wrote:
Uhm I never cheated ur listen to a fake story he wrote everything he said is untrue he's playing the sympathy card also his dad is alive his grandpa died not his dad hope u guys are happy for picking on someone that did NOTHING❌⭕KAMBIC⭕❌ wrote:
Kinda like cheating on ur bf💣Hum who ever car bombing me that's mature
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And FYI If he wants through me under the bus with this shit jalen a guy. More like a shemale. Alex a coke head Macy a girl he got pregnant same time as me... Caitlyn a current girl he's screwing so Jason needs to re think his shit
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❌⭕KAMBIC⭕❌ wrote:
Oh, truth beats fiction!😂😂😂😂 Help!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂And FYI If he wants through me under the bus with this shit jalen a guy. More like a shemale. Alex a coke head Macy a girl he got pregnant same time as me... Caitlyn a current girl he's screwing so Jason needs to re think his shit
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"He wants through me under a bus"? He wants to copulate with you under a bus?
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All these names getting tossed around make it sound like the making of a Bon Jovi single.
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❌⭕KAMBIC⭕❌ wrote:
"More like a shemale"And FYI If he wants through me under the bus with this shit jalen a guy. More like a shemale. Alex a coke head Macy a girl he got pregnant same time as me... Caitlyn a current girl he's screwing so Jason needs to re think his shit
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So, the plot thickens. Jason's been banging a shemale and a crackhead, got some other chick preggers and currently has Caitlyn on the side.
Quite the little soap opera going on, still needs more slow motion explosions. I suggest carbombs. -
Wait, so who cheated on who? And how did a cokehead and a shemale get thrown in?!? Or is it a conehead shemale.... Something to ponder.
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It got me thinking... What does a bible belt Kansas shemale look like? Bib overalls and lipstick? A mullet? Eew.
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Ojibwe wrote:
Omg best thread ever!So, the plot thickens. Jason's been banging a shemale and a crackhead, got some other chick preggers and currently has Caitlyn on the side.
Quite the little soap opera going on, still needs more slow motion explosions. I suggest carbombs. -
❌⭕KAMBIC⭕❌ wrote:
Baby, if he wants to "throw you under the bus" I'm gonna need some pictures of you first (and a std screening, especially if you're sleeping with a dude fucking she males) 😘And FYI If he wants through me under the bus with this shit jalen a guy. More like a shemale. Alex a coke head Macy a girl he got pregnant same time as me... Caitlyn a current girl he's screwing so Jason needs to re think his shit
7⃣1⃣😜🚌
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❌⭕KAMBIC⭕❌ wrote:
And you're still with him because.............?And FYI If he wants through me under the bus with this shit jalen a guy. More like a shemale. Alex a coke head Macy a girl he got pregnant same time as me... Caitlyn a current girl he's screwing so Jason needs to re think his shit
Other than that it's a cool story. Needs more wizards & dragons & shit though. -
Guys she telling it true, I know because I'm the dude with the grey celica😛😛😛
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davey da kidd wrote:
High five!!! Haha nearly choked on my pipe smoke! Thanks mate!!!Guys she telling it true, I know because I'm the dude with the grey celica😛😛😛
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❌⭕KAMBIC⭕❌ wrote:
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!And FYI If he wants through me under the bus with this shit jalen a guy. More like a shemale. Alex a coke head Macy a girl he got pregnant same time as me... Caitlyn a current girl he's screwing so Jason needs to re think his shit
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davey da kidd wrote:
I was always told that if they are going to accuse you anyways, you may as well be doing it.Guys she telling it true, I know because I'm the dude with the grey celica😛😛😛
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❌⭕KAMBIC⭕❌ wrote:
Are you from the creek???And FYI If he wants through me under the bus with this shit jalen a guy. More like a shemale. Alex a coke head Macy a girl he got pregnant same time as me... Caitlyn a current girl he's screwing so Jason needs to re think his shit
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❌⭕KAMBIC⭕❌ wrote:
Next week on Real Housewives of Turf Wars...✰ʗɛяέąƖ ₭ĭƖƖɛཞ✰ wrote:
Uhm I never cheated ur listen to a fake story he wrote everything he said is untrue he's playing the sympathy card also his dad is alive his grandpa died not his dad hope u guys are happy for picking on someone that did NOTHING❌⭕KAMBIC⭕❌ wrote:
Kinda like cheating on ur bf💣Hum who ever car bombing me that's mature
Diamond finds out the man he thought was his father... Is actually his grandfather!
Kambic learns some unfortunate news about the "razor burns" and wonders why Jalen had similar looking cold sores.
Vishbume and Knight are working on Jason's Celica, when they pop the trunk to find... A bound and gagged Khal with a shémalé mullet wig!
An Aaron Spelling Prodution™
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I'm not a fan of drama, but TW Drama...wow.
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I'm tuning in.A real potboiler.
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Kambic thought it was forever when she got the Diamond.
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༺☣ℳཞ71ᏤཡℬüᎦ☣༻ wrote:
Omg stop! I can't stop laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❌⭕KAMBIC⭕❌ wrote:
Baby, if he wants to "throw you under the bus" I'm gonna need some pictures of you first (and a std screening, especially if you're sleeping with a dude fucking she males) 😘And FYI If he wants through me under the bus with this shit jalen a guy. More like a shemale. Alex a coke head Macy a girl he got pregnant same time as me... Caitlyn a current girl he's screwing so Jason needs to re think his shit
7⃣1⃣😜🚌
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