THE TRUTH REVEALED III

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♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Dec 20, 2012

Anyone who tells you the world is gonna end is lying.
Anyone who tells you the world won't change is also lying.

Cats and snakes and Chinese and aliens and Russians all have nothing to do with this time of change - for the Age of the Toilet is nigh!

The earth has heard our whispers. Mother Nature has grown weary of listening to the groaning of the nations. She will not end the world! But she will indeed change it.

Earth shall indeed change. The shape of our lovely spherical planet will become that of a colossal toilet, for she decrees it and thus it shall come about.

You shit kickers and bullshit artists have turned this planet into a potty! And Mother Nature must punish us all for your lies.

This is the truth revealed for the final time.
♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Dec 20, 2012

NAY! Attempt not to pardon yourselves, for the wicked lies and deceit you spew forth was formed by a forked tongue and THUS I SAY TO YOU - there WILL NOT BE a green planet in this solar system.

Mother Nature has spoken. I am but her spokesperson, and I may not lie.
🔥ℐօƙℰℜ🔥 Dec 20, 2012

We messed up this place. And there's no changing it
Hyena Dec 20, 2012

Who to believe and which false prophets should be smite down...
GreenManXphile Dec 20, 2012

wait... theres three of these?
i mean i dont even..
i mean...
how?
☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ Dec 20, 2012

Ooh piece of candy👉🍬
♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Dec 20, 2012

GreenPhoeni/x/ wrote:
wait... theres three of these?
i mean i dont even..
i mean...
how?

It is simple, my friend. Earth will morph into a toilet shaped rock, and it's partly your fault!
ᏟᏞᏫNᎬ Dec 20, 2012

Hyena wrote:
Who to believe and which false prophets should be smite down...

Only prophets of they can be trusted
༄☣βŁιnd☠Łιmιτ☣༄ Dec 20, 2012

Hyena wrote:
Who to believe and which false prophets should be smite down...

Wth hyena did u post this in all threads about the end of the world? lol ur lyk an echo lyk f somebody said something about the end of the world and you will sudden enter saying these words. 😂
♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Dec 21, 2012

ᏟᏞᏫNᎬ wrote:
Hyena wrote:
Who to believe and which false prophets should be smite down...

Only prophets of they can be trusted
Believe who you will, but truly I be both the spokesperson of Mother Nature and a prophet of They.
Make of it as you may.
This is the end of the world as you know it. THE END IS NIGH!
☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ Dec 21, 2012

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♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Dec 21, 2012

☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:
http://i.imgur.com/r5yH2.png

Smooth. Reeeeeal smooth.
ᏟᏞᏫNᎬ Dec 21, 2012

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