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Red viper Dec 20, 2012

This Friday we will witness the destruction of humanity but fear not, for I shall save thee. I cant save all my brethren but I must try. This is a warning that all the kittens will rise to make an army and eat all of us. They will be aided by none other that the navi as they decimate our planet. This will happen when our sun and several other stars and planets line up causing our core to grow hotter thus radiating more radiation. This will mutate the kittens into 10 foot tall creatures that devour humans
ᎠяᏚuηshιηε Dec 20, 2012

You spelled navy wrong....
🐲Ðℜ∆Ǥʘℕ Ϯ∆Պع℞🐲 Dec 20, 2012

Even my kittens😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Red viper Dec 20, 2012

We cannot win this battle but we can use ufos in area 51 to fly to mars. This is only possible if we can nuke china because they hold a secret weapon that will destroy the UFO. This weapon was given to them by the Russians who house large amounts of mutated kittens in large basements called holocausts
Red viper Dec 20, 2012

If you have any questions please ask! I'm here to save you! And remember the only way to kill the kittens is to contaminate them with human feces
🐲Ðℜ∆Ǥʘℕ Ϯ∆Պع℞🐲 Dec 20, 2012

After asking my kittens they said it was all lies.
Red viper Dec 20, 2012

🐲Ðℜ∆Ǥʘℕ Ϯ∆Պع℞🐲 wrote:
After asking my kittens they said it was all lies.

No they are trained by the russians to deny any accusations they MUST DIE!!!!! They have the power to look innocent but it's a trick u must not fall for it
🐲Ðℜ∆Ǥʘℕ Ϯ∆Պع℞🐲 Dec 20, 2012

Red viper wrote:
🐲Ðℜ∆Ǥʘℕ Ϯ∆Պع℞🐲 wrote:
After asking my kittens they said it was all lies.

No they are trained by the russians to deny any accusations they MUST DIE!!!!! They have the power to look innocent but it's a trick u must not fall for it
My kittens have never been to russia so its impossible
Red viper Dec 20, 2012

🐲Ðℜ∆Ǥʘℕ Ϯ∆Պع℞🐲 wrote:
Red viper wrote:
🐲Ðℜ∆Ǥʘℕ Ϯ∆Պع℞🐲 wrote:
After asking my kittens they said it was all lies.

No they are trained by the russians to deny any accusations they MUST DIE!!!!! They have the power to look innocent but it's a trick u must not fall for it
My kittens have never been to russia so its impossible
The Russians sent a message that can only be heard by kittens through a alien spacecraft that will only save 10 people on this earth. The Chinese also transmit signals that make them angry and have claws
🐲Ðℜ∆Ǥʘℕ Ϯ∆Պع℞🐲 Dec 20, 2012

Red viper wrote:
🐲Ðℜ∆Ǥʘℕ Ϯ∆Պع℞🐲 wrote:
Red viper wrote:
🐲Ðℜ∆Ǥʘℕ Ϯ∆Պع℞🐲 wrote:
After asking my kittens they said it was all lies.

No they are trained by the russians to deny any accusations they MUST DIE!!!!! They have the power to look innocent but it's a trick u must not fall for it
My kittens have never been to russia so its impossible
The Russians sent a message that can only be heard by kittens through a alien spacecraft that will only save 10 people on this earth. The Chinese also transmit signals that make them angry and have claws
My kittens are declawed i can speak cat to so i would have heard the signals.
Red viper Dec 20, 2012

🐲Ðℜ∆Ǥʘℕ Ϯ∆Պع℞🐲 wrote:
Red viper wrote:
🐲Ðℜ∆Ǥʘℕ Ϯ∆Պع℞🐲 wrote:
Red viper wrote:
🐲Ðℜ∆Ǥʘℕ Ϯ∆Պع℞🐲 wrote:
After asking my kittens they said it was all lies.

No they are trained by the russians to deny any accusations they MUST DIE!!!!! They have the power to look innocent but it's a trick u must not fall for it
My kittens have never been to russia so its impossible
The Russians sent a message that can only be heard by kittens through a alien spacecraft that will only save 10 people on this earth. The Chinese also transmit signals that make them angry and have claws
My kittens are declawed i can speak cat to so i would have heard the signals.
I have lost you I'm sorry but I must run around town while makes singing Adele or I'll die
🐲Ðℜ∆Ǥʘℕ Ϯ∆Պع℞🐲 Dec 20, 2012

I know your plan. You want all the cats dead so you and your snakes can rule the world and the kittens are our only protection.
Red viper Dec 20, 2012

Remember that after the first day lions,tigers and all other large cats will also attack along with the covenant
🐲Ðℜ∆Ǥʘℕ Ϯ∆Պع℞🐲 Dec 20, 2012

Red viper wrote:
Remember that after the first day lions,tigers and all other large cats will also attack along with the covenant

Lies he only wants them dead so he can rule the world with his snake army. Only cats can save us.
Red viper Dec 20, 2012

🐲Ðℜ∆Ǥʘℕ Ϯ∆Պع℞🐲 wrote:
I know your plan. You want all the cats dead so you and your snakes can rule the world and the kittens are our only protection.

LIES!! You must not fall in their dirty mammalian claws the snakes will save us along with the trees but the trees are starting to not like us. Loggers are aliens in a human form killing our allies and what do we do NOTHING!!!! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! WE ARE LETTING OURSELFS FALL FOR THE CATS COMMANDED BY THE CHINESE AND RUSSIANS WHO WORK WITH THE NAVY WHO WILL COME WHEN OUT STAR AND OTHER STARS/PLANETS LINE UP!
🐲Ðℜ∆Ǥʘℕ Ϯ∆Պع℞🐲 Dec 20, 2012

Red viper wrote:
🐲Ðℜ∆Ǥʘℕ Ϯ∆Պع℞🐲 wrote:
I know your plan. You want all the cats dead so you and your snakes can rule the world and the kittens are our only protection.

LIES!! You must not fall in their dirty mammalian claws the snakes will save us along with the trees but the trees are starting to not like us. Loggers are aliens in a human form killing our allies and what do we do NOTHING!!!! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! WE ARE LETTING OURSELFS FALL FOR THE CATS COMMANDED BY THE CHINESE AND RUSSIANS WHO WORK WITH THE NAVY WHO WILL COME WHEN OUT STAR AND OTHER STARS/PLANETS LINE UP!
I warn you. You have fallen for the snakes trap. There only goal is to help you rule the world but then they will betray you. The only way for you to be saved is by saving the cats.
♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Dec 20, 2012

Wtf ...
Red viper Dec 20, 2012

♠Ƭϋʀғä♠ wrote:
Wtf ...

Your mind can't handle this but fear not, I shall save you from the genocides and atrocities yet to come, take my hand brother and join me to save what mother nature worked so hard to make
Hyena Dec 20, 2012

Who to believe and which false prophets should be smite down...
GreenManXphile Dec 20, 2012

i read like 13 words before deciding to watch "from dusk till dawn" instead. no offense. im just not seeing any value here.
〽aster Chief Dec 20, 2012

You lie it is not kittens but the covenant come to destroy the earth but have no fear I shall defeat them.
Jukebox75 Dec 20, 2012

If its the snakes are what we should be fearing, I'm buying a honeybadger. Anybody know how much a honeybadger costs?
røger Dec 20, 2012

Wasn't red viper banned for trolling the forums and pasting that god awful troll face everywhere?
Red viper Dec 20, 2012

☣ ᏔλᎡᎡĮØᎡ ☣ wrote:
Wasn't red viper banned for trolling the forums and pasting that god awful troll face everywhere?

You have a wonderful memory
Charlie Seiga Dec 20, 2012

The only kitten we should listen too is MBC and I'm sure he'd say your a tit.
♠️ADD TURFA♠️ Dec 20, 2012

Charlie Seiga wrote:
The only kitten we should listen too is MBC and I'm sure he'd say your a tit.

*you're
Charlie Seiga Dec 20, 2012

♠Ƭϋʀғä♠ wrote:
Charlie Seiga wrote:
The only kitten we should listen too is MBC and I'm sure he'd say your a tit.

*you're
Hahha! Sorry turfa, I will be better from now on. First mistake in a while that.
Guywithagun72 Dec 20, 2012

I wonder how many more of these threads will pop up between now and tommorow also as a snake I can verify viper is criminally insane and that viper escaped from the nice rubber room we designed........Probably wasn't our best idea to put a troll face design to the floor since it empowered viper to troll and escape the odor of troll in that room is still to powerful to safely clean.
ᏟᏞᏫNᎬ Dec 20, 2012

Hyena wrote:
Who to believe and which false prophets should be smite down...

Only the prophets of they can be trusted