What is your favorite Christmas Vacation quote?

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R Doggie Dog Dec 17, 2012

Getting ready to watch Christmas Vacation.... So many good lines, what is your favorite? Mine is from Clark..... "Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse."
✘BoredMrFrosty✘ Dec 17, 2012

Eddie: You surprised to see us, Clark?
Clark: Oh, Eddie... If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now.
Boner Jams '03 Dec 17, 2012

Clark, it's best just to let him go ahead and finish (as the Rottweiler was humping his leg)
Visɧɓuɱe Dec 17, 2012

Love this film. A must-see for me every Christmas.
"Shitter's full"!
⚸яѻɢɛʀ✞тɦǟȶ⛧ Dec 17, 2012

SQUIRREL!!!
R Doggie Dog Dec 18, 2012

"Every time Catherine revved up the microwave, I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour or so."
Ғяḁƞқ ώhíṯε❕™ Dec 18, 2012

I found out long ago
(oh oh oh oh oh oh)
It's a long way down
the holiday road
(oh oh oh oh oh oh)

Holiday road
Holiday road

Jack be nimble
Jack be quick
(oh oh oh oh oh oh)
Take a ride on the
west coast kick
(oh oh oh oh oh oh)
★MΛΥΗΞΜ★ Dec 18, 2012

vishbume wrote:
Love this film. A must-see for me every Christmas.
"Shitter's full"!

Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn... the clean, cool chill of the holiday air... an asshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer...
~REVENGE~ Dec 18, 2012

vishbume wrote:
Love this film. A must-see for me every Christmas.
"Shitter's full"!

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