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✯฿₩L✯ Aug 30, 2010

Cal: You're gay, now?

David: No, I'm not gay. I'm just celibate.

Cal: I think... I mean, that sounds gay. I just want you to know this is, like, the first conversation of, like, three conversations that leads to you being gay. Like, there's this and then in a year it's like, "Oh, you know, I'm kinda gonna want to get back out there, but I think I like guys," and then there's the big, "Oh, I'm... I'm... I'm a gay guy now."

David: You're gay for saying that.

Cal: I'm gay for saying that?

David: You know how I know you're gay?

Cal: How? How do you know I'm gay?

David: Because you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts.

Cal: You know how I know *you're* gay? You just told me you're not sleeping with women any more.

David: You know how I know you're gay?

Cal: How? Cause you're gay? And you can tell who other gay people are?

David: You know how I know you're gay?

Cal: How?

David: You like Coldplay.
Angel of Blades Aug 30, 2010

Two words....Chest, waxing.
✯฿₩L✯ Aug 30, 2010

Angel of Blades wrote:
Two words....Chest, waxing.

I like when they call him
a Man o Lantern
Angel of Blades Aug 30, 2010

FaIVIouz ✯ Ⓖ₡➌ wrote:
Angel of Blades wrote:
Two words....Chest, waxing.

I like when they call him
a Man o Lantern
LMAO, that was hilarious. Remember when they put porn on the TVs in the store?
ηєgяιтα✯¢нυℓα Aug 30, 2010

Lmao funny ass movie!!!! Also the part when he is tryin to describe a womans breast when they r playin poker! Lmao sandbags!!!
 Aug 30, 2010

Lol at coldplay joke!
⚪️ Aug 31, 2010

FaIVIouz ✯ Ⓖ₡➌ wrote:
Angel of Blades wrote:
Two words....Chest, waxing.

I like when they call him
a Man o Lantern

lolol u two!

he was bleeding from the waxing so i guess he really is that hairy.

I liked his chest wax swearing.
scar face Sep 2, 2010

Angel of Blades wrote:
FaIVIouz ✯ Ⓖ₡➌ wrote:
Angel of Blades wrote:
Two words....Chest, waxing.

I like when they call him
a Man o Lantern
LMAO, that was hilarious. Remember when they put porn on the TVs in the store?
Lmfao