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GreenManXphile Dec 16, 2012

The White House is officially obligated to formally respond to a petition signed by over 25,000 people, which pleads a request to construct a "Death Star".

A strong case for it would be the stimulus it would create. Due partially to the fact that it would cost the annual GDP of earth 322,000 years to produce just the steel required...
GreenManXphile Dec 16, 2012

And now we go to Florida where a 29 year old woman on crack was caught masterbating in a Star Bucks.
☪ƁƖɑϲĸƊɥɳɑɱɩʈɛ☪ Dec 16, 2012

GreenPhoeni/x/ wrote:
And now we go to Florida where a 29 year old woman on crack was caught masterbating in a Star Bucks.

^did that article include a thumbnail? 😜
GreenManXphile Dec 16, 2012

BIack Dynamite wrote:
GreenPhoeni/x/ wrote:
And now we go to Florida where a 29 year old woman on crack was caught masterbating in a Star Bucks.

^did that article include a thumbnail? 😜

The key points to look at again, in order to create a good mental image of her overall attractiveness are...
-She's a crack head.
-She masterbates in coffee shops.
-She's from Florida.
-and finally, SHE'S OKAY WITH SMOKING CRACK FOLLOWED BY JERKING IT IN A STAR BUCKS.

Tell me.... Are you still interested in a picture?
★Λubergine★ Dec 16, 2012

GreenPhoeni/x/ wrote:
And now we go to Florida where a 29 year old woman on crack was caught masterbating in a Star Bucks.

Ever see Idiocracy? We're living it. Except I think future Starbucks will offer handjobs.
GreenManXphile Dec 16, 2012

★Λubergine★ wrote:
GreenPhoeni/x/ wrote:
And now we go to Florida where a 29 year old woman on crack was caught masterbating in a Star Bucks.

Ever see Idiocracy? We're living it. Except I think future Starbucks will offer handjobs.
Haha I love that movie!
"It says on your chart here that you robbed a hospital... Why'd you do that?
I'm innocent!
That's not what the other lawyer said!"
Ojibwe Dec 16, 2012

"go 'way, 'baitin"
GreenManXphile Dec 16, 2012

It started off boring and slow with Not Sure trying to bullshit everyone with a bunch of smart talk: 'Blah blah blah. You gotta believe me!' That part of the trial sucked! But then the Chief J. just went off. He said, 'Man, whatever! The guy's guilty as shit! We all know that.' And he sentenced his ass to one night of rehabilitation.
ИЕШ☠ВГЕЕD Dec 16, 2012

Lmao
Kᴈᵞᶊᴈᴿ Dec 16, 2012

GreenPhoeni/x/ wrote:
BIack Dynamite wrote:
GreenPhoeni/x/ wrote:
And now we go to Florida where a 29 year old woman on crack was caught masterbating in a Star Bucks.

^did that article include a thumbnail? 😜

The key points to look at again, in order to create a good mental image of her overall attractiveness are...
-She's a crack head.
-She masterbates in coffee shops.
-She's from Florida.
-and finally, SHE'S OKAY WITH SMOKING CRACK FOLLOWED BY JERKING IT IN A STAR BUCKS.

Tell me.... Are you still interested in a picture?

ROFLMFAO. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
🌾ᏦᎻᎪᏞ🌾 Dec 23, 2012

Don't worry, scro. There are plenty of tards out there living really kick ass lives. My first wife was tarded. She's a pilot now.
☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ Dec 23, 2012

★Λubergine★ wrote:
GreenPhoeni/x/ wrote:
And now we go to Florida where a 29 year old woman on crack was caught masterbating in a Star Bucks.

Ever see Idiocracy? We're living it. Except I think future Starbucks will offer handjobs.
One can only hope. 😂