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Crazyredneck -
Worked at Bear Stearns as an investment banker in the global markets division . After the financial crisis of 2008 sold his remaining assets and purchased a Winnebago which saddly broken down 2 years later. -
Randombloke-
Originally from New Jersey auditioned for the show Jesery Shore back in 2009. After not being considered one of the housemates decided to move to London where people still struggle with his accent. -
Turf๐Warrior-
Has known for years about the demise of Hostess. He has been secretly stockpiling Twinkies in his basement since 2009 and plans to move the contraband shortly across state lines shortly. -
Missy Jane-
Was actually Mary Jane and married a Swedish guy named Bo in 2007. Unfortunately she got confused and changed her first name on the marriage certificate. -
ฦฦฆเฝเฝโ เฝaสูฅเธ -
High school guidance counselor from 2000-2008 in Southern California. After years of dealing with the Tweens cracked in 2009
and moved to upstate Maine and currently works in a cannery. -
Nasty_Legacy-
Worked as a sound engineer for Tupac in the 90s. Moved on to become senior VP at Def Jam in 2007 only to quit his job suddenly to work for Disney and create the show Phineas and Ferb -
This is funny
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Funky Buffalo -
Worked as a paleontologist and part of the team that discovered an Ardipithecus ramidus fossil Skelton in 2009. Finally realizing that his job was boring as hell and nobody understood what he actually did for a living left his job to become a ice-cream vendor in Chicago's south side. -
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๐ฅMaybeโKatie๐ฅ -
After a poor showing in the Nordic combined in the 2006 Winter Olympics she decided to move to Anchorage Alaska to take up ice carvings. In 2009 She finally got her gold medal in the local Ice sculpting semi-annual event in which she made a giant Ferris wheel to secure her win. -
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ีแฅษดฤฑsัeส โใใ แ โ -
Lived across the hall from Mark Zuckerberg in Harvard in 2004.
Unfortunately after beating Mark's ass at a party one night Sin was expelled and transferred to Worcester State where he finally completed his degree in 2009 in Oriental Medicine/Herbology -
โโแธโฯฏ๐แhโ โฦฦโฟโข -
Was driving home from work in Blanco Texas back in 2009 when accidentally hit and killed the mysterious chupacabra. Wanting to leave the media attention decided to go back packing in the Minnestoa woods. While trying to take pics for The American Birding Association magazine he accidental snapped a shot of what some locals believe is Bigfoot. -
Ok conference call is over...someone else pick up the ball ๐
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Lmao!!! I love it ๐๐๐
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๐ฉ๐ฉแกแแ แแแฃแแฆ๐ฉ๐ฉ -
Leading editor of the paper News of the World from 1999-2010
Notable headlines approved by him:
Cheating Roo Beds Hooker.
Cheeky mate shows off Lamps' Chelsea buns.
My Big Fat Gypsy Divorce at just 19
Andrew and the Sex Slave Beast
You Draft Bricks
After a disagreement with Rupert Mudoch regarding expensing out Bon-bons for the X-Mas party, Rud moved over to National Geographic as the director of Media Operations Cinema Ventures -
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This will be interesting -
แฉเฝเผเฝเฝ wrote:
Absolutely!!! It's like a biography of people's life and it's funny i like funky buffalo part ๐This is great ๐
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Nice Johnny.... keepin it real like always.... good read
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Duair-
Was an horrors student in chemical engineering back in 2008. Realizing his teachers notes included N-methyl-1-phenylopropan2-amine thought it best to transfer to microeconomics.
After a quick internship with the World Bank in Ougadougoua as a Climate Change Specialist 2009 Duair returned home to work on his Doctorate in Philosophy of Ufology. -
Johnny O wrote:
Always knew he was a horror student lolDuair-
Was an horrors student in chemical engineering back in 2008. Realizing his teachers notes included N-methyl-1-phenylopropan2-amine thought it best to transfer to microeconomics.
After a quick internship with the World Bank in Ougadougoua as a Climate Change Specialist 2009 Duair returned home to work on his Doctorate in Philosophy of Ufology. -
The"Accountant"
Worked at Arthur Andersen from 1998-2002. After realizing debts and credits suck to talk about at dinner conversations he took up professional lumberjacking.
In 2006 he came in 2nd place in the Underhand Block Chop competition with a time of 16.4 -
Johnny O-
Was the secret shopper at the local Dunkin Donuts in 1995, got a promotion in 1996, when he got to travel the New England states shop testing coffee shops all over the area. Then was interviewing one of the employees that moonlighted at an upscale gentlemans club. Purchased the 3 song special, then was noticed through the 2-way mirror by Larry Flint for his enormous hair. While serving coffee to Larry's staff from 99'-2008, several of the patrons complained that the coffee just didn't do it for them anymore. Thus pursuing a quiet career in quilt making.
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Its about time that RL and TW came together. Always good to see people in their true skin!! What's the next episode of "Behind the Mobster?" ๐ผ
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Omg JO, I love you.
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Haha that's great
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Very funny.
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Wow
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Do me!๐
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Scourge of แแงแ wrote:
Uh-ohDo me!๐
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