😳 Signs you play too much turfwars?
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Last night I had a dream I bought max stam (for really cheap - so I know it was a dream). I think this is a sign I'm playing too much TW.
What's yours?
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Waking up in the morning and checking if I've been hit while asleep!
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Hearing your phone buzz and thinking.. Shit, better heal. The nice relief when it's a message vibration.
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TheRamb Add: 86 wrote:
Haha, so trueHearing your phone buzz and thinking.. Shit, better heal. The nice relief when it's a message vibration.
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Waking up to see if you mob grew over 500 members from punching the previous night lol
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Pulling your pants back up with a soft curse before a crap because you left your iPhone in another room.Reel it back in time or failing that ...... a makeshift nappy.
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vishbume wrote:
👆👆😂😂😂😂 true.!!Pulling your pants back up with a soft curse before a crap because you left your iPhone in another room.Reel it back in time or failing that ...... a makeshift nappy.
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La tortuga wrote:
I do that too...but with my iPhone. This app doesn't work well for on 3GWhile traveling making stops at wifi hot spots to heal or just check. I use an I-pad
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I haven't showered yet today or done anything that I was meant to just so I could spend my morning/afternoon punching codes. I have work in just over an hour... 😒
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Karas wrote:
And yet ,here you are still.😄I haven't showered yet today or done anything that I was meant to just so I could spend my morning/afternoon punching codes. I have work in just over an hour... 😒
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When planning a vacation and the family asks you "do you really want to go there or do you just want to plant turf there"
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vishbume wrote:
Yep. I've put he iron on to warm up, shower on to do the same, but nature called and here I am checking the forums again.Karas wrote:
And yet ,here you are still.😄I haven't showered yet today or done anything that I was meant to just so I could spend my morning/afternoon punching codes. I have work in just over an hour... 😒
Wish I still had my phone, iPod kinda sucks and it means I have to rely on wifi. 😒 (apparently I can't get on the TW forums through my horrible blackberry)
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It's funny because last night I actually had a dream that I could heal a turf when getting attack. It was a new feature that as long as you hit a special new heal button it was healing any turfs attacked.
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Noticing after 2+ years of playing that you have children of your own running through the house....
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Lol. Some good ones. The traveling to plant turf one is funny. Always a consideration I make when I do a trip lmao.
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Bank statement!!
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Setting alarms to wake up in the middle of the night to check the " Cap this the most" list...
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I also have TW on my bottom bar. Music, TW, Safari, App Store.
Is that too much?
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Funky Buffalo wrote:
Lol....so true!When planning a vacation and the family asks you "do you really want to go there or do you just want to plant turf there"
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My wife and I recently drove to New Orleans at every little town if I was driving I asked her to check the local area for new mob members! That didn't last long..... Lmao
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RSXJR wrote:
I do that when I take the train. I invite lots of mobsters that way, but I don't know how many acceptances I get. From their size I'm betting most are inactive. Still, it's easier than punching.My wife and I recently drove to New Orleans at every little town if I was driving I asked her to check the local area for new mob members! That didn't last long..... Lmao
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I'm sitting on the couch on TW.
We have somewhere we need to be.
The wife says "honey come on we gotta go."
I say "ok"
Continue on TW.
We get to wherever it is we're supposed to be at a designated time.
We say "sorry we're late" -
Being on a hart monitr an a nrrse running in an scolding. Me saying the 'trrn off cell fones" is not a mild sugestn. Who new!
I beg, an she shows me how to pillow it. -
Keeping your phone hidden under a pile of paperwork so the boss doesn't catch you playing TW.
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Just sent my boss to go get me food so I don't lose my wifi connection. She has my wallet, bank card and pin number. This could turn around and bit me in the ass.
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Karas wrote:
Just sent my boss to go get me food so I don't lose my wifi connection. She has my wallet, bank card and pin number. This could turn around and bit me in the ass.
A: your boss is a woman, so obviously she'll go out and use your card on whatever SHE wants!
And B: the bank statement at the end of the month will probably screw you right royal style, especially if you have a girlfriend who is obsessed with checking up on you!!
😉
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Wife = ex-wife
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At school and on the Forums
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ĭĉëɱȁɲȋǟή🇬🇧 wrote:
I have food, so it's all good and she used the cash in my wallet and not my card so we're safe. As for the girlfriend, I'm free and single. I can, and do, do what I want. 😉Karas wrote:
Just sent my boss to go get me food so I don't lose my wifi connection. She has my wallet, bank card and pin number. This could turn around and bit me in the ass.
A: your boss is a woman, so obviously she'll go out and use your card on whatever SHE wants!
And B: the bank statement at the end of the month will probably screw you right royal style, especially if you have a girlfriend who is obsessed with checking up on you!!
😉
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When you're on the phone for hours, and your wife doesn't suspect you're having an affair.
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sadsam wrote:
AaaaahahahahahahahahaWhen you're on the phone for hours, and your wife doesn't suspect you're having an affair.
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