Internet speed help?

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Ꭰаяκεя ᎠιgιтaƖ Dec 7, 2012

We live in a rural area (south point, ohio) so our internet is very crappy. I constantly get kicked from games for my ping( which is always up around 900 ms) and even get disconnected from PSN an Xbox live so it makes me really mad. Everytime i try to download something it goes at about the "blazing rate"😒 of 30~75 kbps and uploading is even worse. Please help me try to make it faster. And changing my internet service is not opptional (trust me id love to find a better carrier)
🔥ℐօƙℰℜ🔥 Dec 7, 2012

My wifi only hates apple products. It looses connection every 6 seconds I have to time when I post this comment in those 6 seconds.
★MΛΥΗΞΜ★ Dec 7, 2012

Alright so I've been talking to NASA for the past 37 minutes and I think we're good. This might sound a little crazy, but stay with me. You're going to have to mount and upside down equilateral triangle with 15 foot lengths of steel. On December 21st the aliens will come and NASA has been in communication with them. We have brokered a deal to trade them CO2 gas in exchange for advanced technology. With this technology NASA has assured me that the world of electronics will be changed forever. I have a topsecret connection down at NASA and they have assured me that I will be taken care of. I will make sure that is also on the list.
★MΛΥΗΞΜ★ Dec 7, 2012

Sorry, the triangle will have to be mounted on the top of your house aligned for when the sun, Jupiter's third moon, and Uranus all form the "All Seeing Eye".
‡ɲȠɨɭ₫lȳɪɲșɋῆϵ‡ Dec 7, 2012

I have a prettyfast Internet connection, but considering there's 2 Xbox 360's and a ps3 in the house that are constantly used, as well streaming on Netflix.. The Internet is pretty damn slow
★MΛΥΗΞΜ★ Dec 7, 2012

Hang in there guys, I just got out of a meeting with the alien diplomat and it appears theres a slight problem. The black hole that they were going to warp the interstellar router has been closed for maintenance. I stressed that all those other issues the rest of the world has been whining about is irrelevant, the issue is lag. I told them that if this issue is not fixed in a timely manner then there will be hell to pay, I hope they don't call my bluff.
☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ Dec 7, 2012

My dad lives in that area. The Internet is pretty shitty.
ⱣλБŁΩ Dec 7, 2012

✰MAΥHΞΜ✰ wrote:
Hang in there guys, I just got out of a meeting with the alien diplomat and it appears theres a slight problem. The black hole that they were going to warp the interstellar router has been closed for maintenance. I stressed that all those other issues the rest of the world has been whining about is irrelevant, the issue is lag. I told them that if this issue is not fixed in a timely manner then there will be hell to pay, I hope they don't call my bluff.

Is there a detour? Maybe the southern warp router?
🔥SirTalkALot🔥 Dec 7, 2012

Wired or wireless Internet?
★MΛΥΗΞΜ★ Dec 7, 2012

That's it! Pablo, you're a genius! I shall have the extraterrestrials colapse our sun creating a massive black hole and warp in the interstellar router. The people want highspeed, the sun has had it's time. Prepare for a new age boys, the world we have always dreamed about, a world without lag. Anyways I gotta run, I will arrange a meeting immediately and have this plan in action by 2200h est boys. Don't worry, these aliens are easy to manipulate. As we speak I have arranged a battle for these aliens entertainment. Justin Bieber vs that girl who writes a song about her new xboyfriend every two months. Umm Trista Swift, no that was that stripper from Montreal, Taylor thats it. Yes bets are already closed sorry folks, looks like the favored fighter for the night is Trista. Well anyways gotta run.
Scotty, beam me up.
Ꭰаяκεя ᎠιgιтaƖ Dec 8, 2012

🔥SirTalkALot🔥 wrote:
Wired or wireless Internet?

Wireless. DSL
🔥SirTalkALot🔥 Dec 8, 2012

Ꭰаяκεя ᎠιgιтaƖ wrote:
🔥SirTalkALot🔥 wrote:
Wired or wireless Internet?

Wireless. DSL
DSL? Well theres your problem.
☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ Dec 8, 2012

🔥SirTalkALot🔥 wrote:
Ꭰаяκεя ᎠιgιтaƖ wrote:
🔥SirTalkALot🔥 wrote:
Wired or wireless Internet?

Wireless. DSL
DSL? Well theres your problem.
I think that's all that's offered in that area.
ىん ن ق ه ท Dec 8, 2012

Move.
🔥SirTalkALot🔥 Dec 8, 2012

☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:
🔥SirTalkALot🔥 wrote:
Ꭰаяκεя ᎠιgιтaƖ wrote:
🔥SirTalkALot🔥 wrote:
Wired or wireless Internet?

Wireless. DSL
DSL? Well theres your problem.
I think that's all that's offered in that area.
Damn, I such a city boy.