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Man I'm getting drunk. It's mid week but I'm smart so it's all good! Anyone have anything of interest to tell me?
Subjects of interest include;
Rum
Booze in general
Women
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Ahh, it is always good to see you mate. I'm keeping things sweet and candied with lashings of treacle seeing as most of my threads have been deleted for some reason.....So, sugar and spice and all things nice Buddy.
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Vish I've always been a fan of yours. You stud muffin
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Yaaaaawwwwwnnn
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No rum on a school night!
Old speckled hen will have to do 😒
And yes, the forums been a bit pants the last few days... -
I'm hitting up some aspal cider but if someone's wants to hit me up with a sailor Jerry's...
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Pear cider for me whoop whoop.
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Unfortunate It is, I'll stick with water, though you can continue on your current liquidification with no harpering from me..
🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗 nommsAlso, I just recently had a 4 week fight with a bank about how I'm suddenly not real. 😳
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Cheers BC always glad to see you about 🍺🍻
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🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
Interesting. Why aren't you real? Are you my other me? 😳Unfortunate It is, I'll stick with water, though you can continue on your current liquidification with no harpering from me..
🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗 nommsAlso, I just recently had a 4 week fight with a bank about how I'm suddenly not real. 😳
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🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
I don't understand ... Or am I drunk... Why the drunk stick?Unfortunate It is, I'll stick with water, though you can continue on your current liquidification with no harpering from me..
🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗 nommsAlso, I just recently had a 4 week fight with a bank about how I'm suddenly not real. 😳
Loooooud noises!!!
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Everyone knows drinking rum makes you smarter, but you only know that after you've been drinking rum. Sometimes quite a bit of it.
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Been on the old hot choc and amaretto what a drink!
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"A drink perhaps Squire Filbert?".
Filbert bowed stiffly and slapped aside the proffered hip flask." I do not drink nasty ferments or concoctions", he spoke in a lordly sanctimonious voice,"The council vehemently condemns their use", he continued with a grimace as he deftly thrust a blackthorn stick ever deeper betwixt his servant's mulched hams. -
Vishbum, has anyone ever told you you're probably mad?
Not like angry, but like.. Mad -
🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
👍👍Vishbum, has anyone ever told you you're probably mad?
Not like angry, but like.. Mad -
🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
My face creases in perplexity....a thought whirls and clicks into play.......You watch the eyes gleam from under my eyebrows. "Will you be my Mom?".Vishbum, has anyone ever told you you're probably mad?
Not like angry, but like.. Mad -
BC, saviour of the forums!!
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vishbume wrote:
Starring into those eyes, taken aback by the bluntness of the sudden question, mind reeling to assess the situation. "No," I say, "I cannot be your mom. For she was eaten by a robust lizard of gargantuan proportions and I must say I do not plan of perishing in said manner!"🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
My face creases in perplexity....a thought whirls and clicks into play.......You watch the eyes gleam from under my eyebrows. "Will you be my Mom?".Vishbum, has anyone ever told you you're probably mad?
Not like angry, but like.. Mad -
To me, there are 2 types of drunk
1.Big Cat Drunk-Speaks a little slower, but amazingly fun
2.Vishbume Drunk-Probably becomes so smart that he speaks in riddles (or whatever it is) and know one knows what he says, making him visually dumber to many
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MrBC!! Hello my friend! I will be sharing the libations this evening with some of my brethren. About to crack the seal on some "crown royal maple" and give it a go. Good seeing you sir!!
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Hmmmmm....
Rum you say?
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Evening MBC.
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Sauntering here and there, they laugh and gossip at the taps; they examine all sorts of orifice yields up close to their eyes and sniffing noses. They stare into space for long periods and fart lazily.
"Where's me drink?! ..Feck yez anyways, yez bollixes",I finally shout out after waiting for over 12 minutes at the bar." And a packet of bacon fries too, please",I add quickly. -
🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
C-. The written equivalent of a 13 y/o girl putting on an English accent and failing miserably. Please rewrite and resubmit for further consideration.vishbume wrote:
Starring into those eyes, taken aback by the bluntness of the sudden question, mind reeling to assess the situation. "No," I say, "I cannot be your mom. For she was eaten by a robust lizard of gargantuan proportions and I must say I do not plan of perishing in said manner!"🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
My face creases in perplexity....a thought whirls and clicks into play.......You watch the eyes gleam from under my eyebrows. "Will you be my Mom?".Vishbum, has anyone ever told you you're probably mad?
Not like angry, but like.. Mad
PS: Only Masters can get away with first drafts. -
😅 You caught me, just not feeling the muse today😁
Vish, lend me one of yours huh? -
🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
That's odd, though a friend of mine had a 4 year fight with the IRS and his social security. Apparently he died in the war, though he's never been in the military, nor has he ever been out of the United States. Every now and then, he still has issues with one thing or another.Also, I just recently had a 4 week fight with a bank about how I'm suddenly not real. 😳
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Openly,they display their swilling antics accompanied by the stuffing of crisps, lettuce and such like into an open maw salivating,crunching,rending and grinding with each wadding punctuated by snatched breaths.The pulp is shipped down by a soused tongue,dispatched on its journey through the intestinal tract and digested where guffaws are proudly exchanged about the aftermath.But enough of these ruminations and pageantry on these biological coercions for we drink ever courteous and deferentially to Mr.Big Cat's health and return to the GD.We raise our glasses in a moment of hush just as a wag calls out cheekily,"this arse won't wipe itself!".
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🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
Woah! Dude...s ... You's two is crazy man!vishbume wrote:
Starring into those eyes, taken aback by the bluntness of the sudden question, mind reeling to assess the situation. "No," I say, "I cannot be your mom. For she was eaten by a robust lizard of gargantuan proportions and I must say I do not plan of perishing in said manner!"🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
My face creases in perplexity....a thought whirls and clicks into play.......You watch the eyes gleam from under my eyebrows. "Will you be my Mom?".Vishbum, has anyone ever told you you're probably mad?
Not like angry, but like.. Mad -
👆Bruenor is one parsnip shy of a full-on stew.
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Ahhhh, enjoy gentlemen, for I am currently dealing with the consequences of last night and as such shall not partake at this time....
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