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You've all seen a penis and other doodles drawn on the wall of a stall. Whether it be in high school or a sketchy gas station. Today, I saw a sentence written on a stall. It wrote out as, "Here I sit, broken hearted. Came to take a shit, but only farted." What are the best things you've seen inside a stall?
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Not the best thing, but the worst thing- Seeing an eye through the crack of the stall(shivers)
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I hate when they mess the poem up!! It goes..
"As I sit so broken hearted,
Tried to shit but only farted.
Then I walked and at a glance,
Felt a fart but shit my pants." -
For a good time call Jenny 867-5309
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money cant buy me happiness, but it can buy me the misery i prefer.
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Why are you reading this when the jokes in your hand?
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Don't bother wiping the seat. Our crabs will jump 10 feet.
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"Those who write on shithouse walls,roll their shit into little balls. Those who read these words of wit eat those little balls of shit." Saw that in a portajohn.
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Confucius say:
Girl meets boy in park
Boy parks meat in girl -
I was in a backpacking trip in new Mexico last year and saw "day 17 on my search to find a Starbucks" in bathroom wall along one of te trails.
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#1Countryboy wrote:
"Those who write on shithouse walls,roll their shit into little balls. Those who read these words of wit eat those little balls of shit." Saw that in a portajohn.
adambomb wrote:
I read these the first time in about 1963. I'm guessing they were probably old then.You've all seen a penis and other doodles drawn on the wall of a stall. Whether it be in high school or a sketchy gas station. Today, I saw a sentence written on a stall. It wrote out as, "Here I sit, broken hearted. Came to take a shit, but only farted." What are the best things you've seen inside a stall?
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★SWΛMPDONKΞY★ wrote:
🎶 867 530 niyeeiine 🎶For a good time call Jenny 867-5309
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"mouth here"
Written around a hole in the stall wall.
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We aim to please.
You aim too please -
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Not the best thing, but the worst thing- Seeing an eye through the crack of the stall(shivers)
Creepy👆👆 -
"How do you break an idiots neck?" There was arrows spiraling the stall.
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Construction site portapottys are the greatest.
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Confucius say:
difference between pick pocket and peeping tom is pick pocket snatches watches. -
Someone ince taped a photo of a girl pointing and laughing at "something"😰
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sadsam wrote:
Hahahaaaa i'm now thinking about writing this in the women's room at work since its like a 1:9 ratio and the men use the ladies when theirs is occupied....clever... Very clever...We aim to please.
You aim too please -
If your pump is old,if your pump is weak , step up close or you'll piss on your feet
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If you have a short bat, stand a little closer to the plate.
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sadsam wrote:
Our aim is to keep America's bathrooms clean. Your aim will help.We aim to please.
You aim too please -
Behind door said "crapper tennis, look left".. Left wall said "look right"... Right wall said "look left"
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A printed sign over a toilet at an airport I eastern Kentucky: please flush the tolet.
Yes, they spelled it the way they pronounce it, tolet. But someone must have tipped them off that there is an I in toilet. So they came back with a blue pen and put an I in. The result?
Please flush the toliet.
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At a McDs
Please flush twice - it is a long distance to shake machine -
Disclaimer: I know not everyone down south is racist, and I know that there are racist people everywhere.
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So 1 year ago we took a road trip down south to Florida, me living in Illinois it was a decent ride. We stopped off a couple of time at hotels, gas stations, etc. literally every fucking stall had a nazi sign and some racist slogan like "die n***ers". It was bad -
ΜΛΓY JΛΝΞ wrote:
Ya.... We have that.Disclaimer: I know not everyone down south is racist, and I know that there are racist people everywhere.
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So 1 year ago we took a road trip down south to Florida, me living in Illinois it was a decent ride. We stopped off a couple of time at hotels, gas stations, etc. literally every fucking stall had a nazi sign and some racist slogan like "die n***ers". It was bad
Surprised you didn't see anything about Mexicans.
And before I moved in my old neiborhood there was a Real nazi kid that lived 5 minutes away from me. -
YEP! Illinois is the most racist state in continental U.S. Illinois has the highest murder, homicide, and gangs. Illinois passed (Gary)Indiana, Detroit, & Atlanta in crime. It was confirmed in this past summer of 2012. Chicagos mayor,Rahm "Deadfish" Emanuel didn't no what to do. 1st mistake was fucking over the city police pensions & overtime. 2nd he reached out to Al Sharpton & the Rainbow Coalition for advice on the city's crime. 3rd was he asked for help from the anti American group "Fruit of Islam" connection here Chicago. 4th he hired the asshole McCarthy from Boston to overlook and run the Chicago Police( 2nd or 3rd biggest police department in the U.S.) Don't forget both our ex governors Ryan & Blago are locked up in some max prison country club! Lol!! I love Illinois, especially Cook County/ (Crooked County).
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By the way Rahm"Deadfish" Emanuel still doesn't know what the fuck to do with the city turning into a Zoo/ Dump/ Ghetto! Pass Marshal Law Rahm. There's your solution ya fucking Jew Retard! Go back to the Black House with the our Muslum president the"Annointed One" B.O.!!
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Crime~Inc. wrote:
Or cleanse the state of idiots like you?By the way Rahm"Deadfish" Emanuel still doesn't know what the fuck to do with the city turning into a Zoo/ Dump/ Ghetto! Pass Marshal Law Rahm. There's your solution ya fucking Jew Retard! Go back to the Black House with the our Muslum president the"Annointed One" B.O.!!
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