Awkward moments
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When your at your girlfriends house - her parents are out and the little brother is in bed. She's giving you head n you lay your head back n look to the left annnnd there's her little brother watching with a creepy smile on his face......
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That awkward moment when you're with the folks and you're not sure if pops is sleeping or dead...
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When you realize you sent an email to your manager in KSA, starting with:
Dead Mohammed...Why are the r and d so friggin close to each other 😳
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>ask for a copy of Atelier Totori
>"What?"
>spaghetti slowly drips from my pockets
>oh fuck not again
>face gets red
>"Please give me a copy of Atelier Totori right now."
>"I don't know what that is. What platform is it on?"
>struggling to contain my embarrassment
>clenching asscheeks together to hold in my shit
>voice reduced to a mumble
>"have money please alterlier torti give money please game" -
>"Are you okay?"
>shit breaches through my asscheeks
>propelled forward at 60mph
>crash through the Gamestop employee's counter
>he's holding onto me for dear life
>all the while spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets like fumes
>crash through the entire row of buildings in the strip mall, broken glass shards in my face
>yelling "ATELIER TOTORI PLEASE MONEY ATELIER GAMESTOP TOTORI"
>Gamestop employee is covered in shit and spaghetti
>my pocket rocket shows no signs of stopping
>he tilts me backwards
>the sheer force of my shit has reached 650mph, we are now propelling upwards -
>the spaghetti and shit intertwines and falls down to earth in glorious yellow and brown streams as we head towards the stratosphere
>children below frolic in the mess falling from my anus
>the g-force is causing my asscheeks to flap vigorously and create a gale
>spaghetti and shit blowing through the air on the planet below
>3 miles upwards now
>Gamestop employee has died from lack of oxygen, his body falls to the surface below and is shredded by the force of my shit -
>my transformation is almost complete
>as I leave the atmosphere my bear hands sprout and my tail grows, acting as a rudder
>steer myself across the comsos with my gleaming shit and spaghetti trail
>fly me to the moon, and let me play among the stars
>let me see what spring is like on Jupiter and Mars -
>I get there.
>it's fall.
Feels awkward man... -
When Obama doesn't call back
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Green, that was just the most "Dafuq did I just read" feeling I ever got.
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Trauger Jogger wrote:
Orly?😳Green, that was just the most "Dafuq did I just read" feeling I ever got.
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Green.... Were you watching me when you wrote this?
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RomeSPQR wrote:
Green.... Were you watching me when you wrote this?
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That awkward moment when you realize that the people you've been following for the past couple minutes, aren't you parents
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Watching the US call in a air raid on the wrong building,
call in another to the correct one only to find the first was actually the right one.
Luckily both were filled with bad guys but for a moment there a certain captain was looking like a private. We decided to leave before he called one in on us -
In a hurry to finish taking a piss in a crowded bathroom when it's finally your turn you push to get it all out fast and take 1 of the biggest farts ever! So you act like your struggling with your zipper
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TCC wrote:
Or a crowded elevator, not only will everyone suffer the consequences of your taco and bean lunch but they cannot escape so it will be really obvious who did it.When your waiting in line quietly and you accidentally fart really loud.
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When your neighbor is a rabid doomsday preparer for december 21st and he wakes up on the 22nd of December.
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HAMSTAR wrote:
I find this statement both creepy & hilarious.Awkward moment when u lick your arm and u realize its not your arm
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Cobra !! wrote:
Yeah that would be badTCC wrote:
Or a crowded elevator, not only will everyone suffer the consequences of your taco and bean lunch but they cannot escape so it will be really obvious who did it.When your waiting in line quietly and you accidentally fart really loud.
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When you're taking a plane to an isolated place and you have to take a crap but you decide to hold it until you reach your destination and you find out that the only bathroom they have is a porta potty that has no door and your ex walks past and looks in.
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When you are in a crowded room,train,etc thinking to yourself in a trance-like state and suddenly realize that your eyes have settled on a girl's cleavage and she or/and her boyfriend is looking directly at you.
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TCC wrote:
When someone waves and you think it's you so you wave back.
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