OOORP OOORP OOORP!!!
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Uh-uh-uh-uh-huh h-h-h-huh!
Thankyou.
I was speaking to Charles the other day and he told me something interesting. I don't remember what it was, but the point is that I found it interesting at the time.
Hi, my name is Turfa, and I'm your brain-tease tonight. I was thinking at first that I might open with a little karaoke, but I don't like your singing so I decided to tell you a story about unicorns and starfish instead. Of course, I don't personally know any starfish, but some of my friends have starfriends, and I rode a unicorn once. She was amazing, a mystical creature that cured all my ailments for an awesome, breathtaking ten minutes.
Hey! You! Yeah, you. Get out of here. This is a mature chat room. No noobs allowed.
Noob.
Ever rooted a unicorn? Heh! Thought so.
These starfish are weird things .. they like to float along in the ocean and eat small whales. They're like star-shaped piranhas of the ocean. Clean a human back to the bones in a couple minutes. Amazing shit.
Go get a woman, kid. Lol.Kk✌🍻
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If I'm watching TV and a really sexy woman sits down next to me and begins rubbing my leg, would it be weird for me to not notice?
Hey, there's hot bitches on the screen! Gimme a break dudes!
I like the way you're all going LOL TURFA IS GAY! ... cos you all know I'm engaged to my amazing girlfriend.
You probably didn't know that, actually. Lol.
Those bloody sexy women are gone. Gay Sebastion is singing his soul out on the TV now. Did I just call him that? Whoops. Guy. Not gay.
You all know that was deliberate, don't you. Dammit, you're smarter than I give you credit for.
Bloody nerds.
Now it's David Guetta and 'She Wolf'. My first name is also David. True. Damn I'm an awesome singer. David. Singer. Call me Turfa. Haha!
Shit, I need a smoke. My battery is getting low. That nicotine battery, I mean. Also my phone battery. Low. Dying. Going flat. I need a coffee. Mmmmmmm coffee.
Shit! Smoke time. -
P.S. Pre-smoke sidenote ... Do any of you know what Turfa stands for?? I'm an acronym. That means my name is made up of the first letter from several words.
T..........
U.........
R.........
F.........
A.........It stands for ... heh why would I tell you?? Heh.
Nah, seriously I'm just pissed cos I need my caffeine and nicotine hits.
Tight
Unit
Ready
For
Action.That's me. Sexy time! I'm that Unit. The Unit. Action! Don't forget to being cameras 🎥😏👍👍
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Bring! I swear I wrote bring! Bloody phone.
Shit. I need caffine and nicotine. Bye!!!!
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This kid has lost it!
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☣ՏɧʀɪɲʉϮ☣₅ͣ₅ͩ₂ͩ wrote:
ER for being a big, fat, noob! 😝🍻👍This kid has lost it!
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Naw hes alright just trippin off the rest of kat williams shit from oakland... Wheres shug and too short when u need em...
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Maaaaaaate! I had 1 smoke but no coffee ... I reckon I'm gonna go have another smoke!
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Sorry turfa 😂😂😂
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Turfa... Why is Turfa talking to us? We already know that we only listen to Turfa, not Turfa, so slowly back away from the nachos
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Damnit! Turfa, who let turfa out of the cage? Turfa is a bad, bad man and threatens the fiber of our very existence. Turfa, I will not stop until I help rid tw of that dreaded turfa.
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“⚡Տɧɑƌøա₭ɪɲɠ⚡ wrote:
Yeah what this guy saidDamnit! Turfa, who let turfa out of the cage? Turfa is a bad, bad man and threatens the fiber of our very existence. Turfa, I will not stop until I help rid tw of that dreaded turfa.
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Well, that was fun. Hehe
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🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
Those are my nachos, mate - so leave 'em alone! 😡👊Turfa... Why is Turfa talking to us? We already know that we only listen to Turfa, not Turfa, so slowly back away from the nachos
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