A rubbish attempt at a fourm RPG
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You walk down the street and are chalanged by scorpion to mortal kombat. Do you?
A. Accept
B. Decline
C.run away -
A. Accept
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He spams his teleport move, destroys your life bar and does his fatality on you. See? I told you it was rubbish.
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The end
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killer 66 wrote:
😞 oh can I choose C instead?He spams his teleport move, destroys your life bar and does his fatality on you. See? I told you it was rubbish.
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You run away, except you lose all respect from anyone. How will you get known again?
A. Become a helper for good
B.become evil and kill everyone
C. Become a arena combatant. -
C. Become an arena combatant
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WTF?????
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What weapon do you use?
A.sword and shield
B.staff
C.bow and arrows -
A. Sword and shield(aim for the head)
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What armour do you use?
A. Heavy armour
B.light armour
C.no armour(beceause you're badass) -
B light armmor, because I'm semi badass
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Well you're quicker but less well armoured. Now you get a adoring fan like in oblivion! Do you:
A.kill him
B.tell him to go away
C. Tell him to break the law -
C - rob a bank ! Lol
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The guards chop his head of in one fell swoop. Now do you?
A.become evil(beceause you're a badass)
B.become good(beceause you're just a ass) -
A. Become evil. (BTW I've got to admit I'm enjoying this)
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Well just as you commit your first crime, a guard rushes up to you and shouts "STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!" do you?
A.pay gold
B.go to jail
C.resist arrest -
C. Resist arrest. I'm badass
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delete
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Well you kill them and the rest back off. But you slowly realise that this is just oblivion in the fourms. Unfortunatly, while you are thinking, the rest of the guards gang up and kill you. You wake up in a new RPG in the fourms where someone else decides what happens. My final question is this:
which RPG do you want to go to?
A.oblivion
B.final fantasy
C.a entirely new one.And with that I...no....(lucien lachange voice) nooooo...i'm to late...I thought you were my friend horse and chicken!why... Oh fuc....😱🚬🚬🔫🐔🐴
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Ah crap i died 💀
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C. Star Wars, I always used to love that
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Well you can take over. Mainly beceause I'm dead.
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I have no imagination!
Two choices:
A. You jump off a 5,000ft high cliff without a parachute or anything.
B. You jump into a pit of boiling lava naked.
(BTW it's a short story) -
A. Jump off the cliff!
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B. I love being naked 😹
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A. You died.
B. You survive for 13 hours before you realize your in tomato ketchup and your quickly moved to the lava where you die quickly. -
Next!
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a. Become a ghost and take over the body of a pit bull
b. Go to hell and fight demons -
B.go to hell and fight demons
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You just enlisted in the Miltary, but which branch?
A. AirForce
B. Navy
C. Marines
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