A question for the guys
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I have run into this situation many times and i would like to hear how multiple men handle it.
You are at a busy airport or a sports game, you are in a hurry and have to pee badly, since these areas are extremely busy, the men's bathroom has a giant line, you wait in and a decision comes upon you, a urinal has opened up, but 2 males surround it and it is extremely tight, you would be shoulder to shoulder, nothing divides the 2, would you take it or wait for a more spacey stall,
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Wait
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I'd probably hold it depending on what the guys look like
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Take it.
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ωⅇɢṡɪⅇṣ wrote:
Im not an adult, so to me they are all taller guys,I'd probably hold it depending on what the guys look like
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I'd release the kraken!
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Personaly, screw the bathrooms, id go piss outside.
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It's directly proportionate to how badly you have to go. If its "I'm gonna piss my pants if I don't go in the next two minutes" bad, then you might have to just go for it. Just stare straight ahead at the wall and don't let be more awkward than it has to be.
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I'd take the stalls instead...
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No meat gazing!
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Piss in the sink, job done.
Been there, done it. -
"The Man" wrote:
Damn I was gonna day thatI'd release the kraken!
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༺☣ℳཞ71ᏤཡℬüᎦ☣༻ wrote:
👆👆👆👆 what he said just look at the wall and do it.No meat gazing!
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Kush King 21 wrote:
This. And even if they meat gaze your gone is 30 seconds anyways never to talk or see them again. I can see how it's be difficult being a kid though.༺☣ℳཞ71ᏤཡℬüᎦ☣༻ wrote:
👆👆👆👆 what he said just look at the wall and do it.No meat gazing!
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I hardly piss in a urinal anyway so I'd wait for a cubicle. Pissing in urinal and having the piss from probably 100 other people hitting my shoes is not something I like.
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I remember once at Hartsfield International, it was like that. I thought a stall was open, i went in to see an old man pooping, sounding like he was constipated, I walked in and out, he didnt even notice
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Just piss or go before you leave the house. I stay away from stalls in busy bathrooms. The urinal is quick and nothing to touch.
The only urinal problem I've had is some other guy splashing piss all over the my shoes. -
Here's one.
You're deployed in a foreign country. You were hungry the day before so you ate some old food, because that what there was to eat. Not surprisingly, you get the shomits (shits and vomits) and you have to go now. The water is in very limited supply, and the bathrooms are locked up all but an hour a day. The port-o-johns haven't had any maintenance in over two weeks. You open the door, and see that the contents of the john have crowned, thus rendering any normal expulsion of your bowels impossible. You have to make a decision now!
P.S.
You don't know it, but you are going to begin vomiting as soon as you begin shitting.P.S.S.
There's no toilet paper. -
Tweek wrote:
Is it too late to repent?Here's one.
You're deployed in a foreign country. You were hungry the day before so you ate some old food, because that what there was to eat. Not surprisingly, you get the shomits (shits and vomits) and you have to go now. The water is in very limited supply, and the bathrooms are locked up all but an hour a day. The port-o-johns haven't had any maintenance in over two weeks. You open the door, and see that the contents of the john have crowned, thus rendering any normal expulsion of your bowels impossible. You have to make a decision now!
P.S.
You don't know it, but you are going to begin vomiting as soon as you begin shitting.P.S.S.
There's no toilet paper. -
Take your clothes off, lay on the grass and just let it all out.
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Go outside if the option is avalable to a secluded corner and do work
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"The Man" wrote:
Bursted in laughter lol 😂I'd release the kraken!
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💍ᎫᏋᏇᏋᏝ🔥ᎢᏲᎥᏋᎵ💎 wrote:
ThisPersonaly, screw the bathrooms, id go piss outside.
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sebastian5367 wrote:
Yeah here in California if you're caught doing that you catch an automatic sex offender charge. No bueno.💍ᎫᏋᏇᏋᏝ🔥ᎢᏲᎥᏋᎵ💎 wrote:
ThisPersonaly, screw the bathrooms, id go piss outside.
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In response to Tweek,
☣ՏɧʀɪɲʉϮ☣₅ͣ₅ͩ₂ͩ wrote:
👆, or in the river or sea if available. That way you could clean the sweet spots after.Take your clothes off, lay on the grass and just let it all out.
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Being in a military inviroment, this sort of thing would not bother me.
If I really was about to piss my pants I'd go for it.
Either that or I'd go & piss in a bush.
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Stand about 4 ft away and try to hit the urinal. No shoulder rubbing. Problem solved.
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Tweek wrote:
Been there. Well very similar. When you have to go, you have to go.Here's one.
You're deployed in a foreign country. You were hungry the day before so you ate some old food, because that what there was to eat. Not surprisingly, you get the shomits (shits and vomits) and you have to go now. The water is in very limited supply, and the bathrooms are locked up all but an hour a day. The port-o-johns haven't had any maintenance in over two weeks. You open the door, and see that the contents of the john have crowned, thus rendering any normal expulsion of your bowels impossible. You have to make a decision now!
P.S.
You don't know it, but you are going to begin vomiting as soon as you begin shitting.P.S.S.
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How about you stop being a weird homophobic boy, man up, and go take care of business like a goddamn professional. Why is this a conundrum?
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Go for the crowded pisser, start conversation with the guys next to you. Something like "my dick is less than an 1" long so I have to get closer to the pisser" make fun of them if they actually try to look at your dick
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Use the sink....
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