I've just met the don

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💩💩ᎡᏌᎠᏀᏓᏣᏌᎦ💩💩 Nov 22, 2012

I was expecting a wrinkled old man with body guards surrounded by thousands of actual points but he was in a 1 bedroom bedsit doing a tally chart of who's bought what.if I remember correctly he's called frank and has been spending all his TW cash on sudocrem and frozen lasagne....what's the world coming to
💩💩ᎡᏌᎠᏀᏓᏣᏌᎦ💩💩 Nov 22, 2012

As I write now his best mate terry who is a union boss part time has had to live in his lounge as he can't afford to get his stair lift fixed....unbelievable,his vice is sudoku puzzle books and betting on the nags,they are sat here watching repeats of dads army with blankets over their knees as frank got his gas cut off.....shocking
LaTortuga Nov 22, 2012

Rud are you crazy man? Those guys don't want people to know details about them. You are so dead! Watch your turf will start to disappear as if by magic. 🔫🔫😳😳👿👿
💩💩ᎡᏌᎠᏀᏓᏣᏌᎦ💩💩 Nov 22, 2012

No don't worry I've already thought of that,I've stuck an omertà over my head....I'm safe for 24 hours at least
Visɧɓuɱe Nov 22, 2012

Haha, great stuff Rudge! Was there a smell of kippers and piss around the place?
[Add:Baz]Boffer Nov 22, 2012

vishbume wrote:
Haha, great stuff Rudge! Was there a smell of kippers and piss around the place?

Fuck kippers ( is this that thread?), gimme smoked mackerel any day if the week. Except Tuesday.
Benny DaBOSS🔫💀🌄 Nov 22, 2012

Don't mistake anything Terry isn't a Union Boss I am the Union Boss
💩💩ᎡᏌᎠᏀᏓᏣᏌᎦ💩💩 Nov 22, 2012

vishbume wrote:
Haha, great stuff Rudge! Was there a smell of kippers and piss around the place?

The smell was overpowering vish,I was more concerned about the industrial 25 gallon vat of gaviscon,indigestion seems to be an issue for the don.
Maybe this will be a Christmas loot the 'gaviscon shot',makes you cap faster with no heart burn
✯βιuεᏀяιffoη✯ Nov 22, 2012

Benny DaBOSS🔫💀🌄 wrote:
Don't mistake anything Terry isn't a Union Boss I am the Union Boss

I see what you did there.
࿈☪Λ͜α͞ʀ͢o͡ɴ☪࿈ Nov 22, 2012

Ꮤıҡҡѧ Ꮤѧʜ wrote:
Benny DaBOSS🔫💀🌄 wrote:
Don't mistake anything Terry isn't a Union Boss I am the Union Boss

I see what you did there.
👆lol that was sly
💩💩ᎡᏌᎠᏀᏓᏣᏌᎦ💩💩 Nov 22, 2012

Benny DaBOSS🔫💀🌄 wrote:
Don't mistake anything Terry isn't a Union Boss I am the Union Boss

You do realise there's more than 1 union boss benny,I know at least 9 that are sat around doing nothing at the moment,terry is your boss....careful....don't get above your station or he will do a granny guff in your general direction.
Word has it the don has been hanging out with havoc at the local retirement home and chatting about days gone by,frank (who is now even skintererer now hav has left) has moved onto asda 'value' cannolis instead of the 'premium' rolls....and is not impressed
Visɧɓuɱe Nov 22, 2012

Is there any truth to the rumour that the boss suffers from acute sleepy eye?,you know,where globules of greenish shit well up around his tear ducts with the crinkly dried out gunk around his eyes giving him the look of an undead Julio Iglesias in heat. No disrespect intended. I heard that the secretions have curative properties against the itch, cold sores, tapeworm and sprains.A vial of that could snatch a trick or even trick a snatch at any market!
Visɧɓuɱe Nov 22, 2012

What night do they go out to the bingo? Do they get bon-bons and get them stuck around the molars?
💩💩ᎡᏌᎠᏀᏓᏣᏌᎦ💩💩 Nov 22, 2012

vishbume wrote:
What night do they go out to the bingo? Do they get bon-bons and get them stuck around the molars?

Bingos too expensive so they participate around the lone electric heater and use worthers originals with numbers on them,so bonbons are not required.
Terry filled franks shoes with cement once and sent him to ER with 4 broken ribs,broken leg and a back filled colostomy bag.....good job he had the union on his side the crazy OAP
Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т Nov 23, 2012

Frank introduced me to Snake Eye Jimmy. He fixed me up good that rotten swine. 😪
〓 MR71VWBUS 〓 Nov 23, 2012

I love boobies! ( • Y • )
🔥ℐօƙℰℜ🔥 Nov 23, 2012

The don took off a mask on his face and he was morgan freeman.
⌖🔥꓄ɧɑ☠Ᏸυʈϲɧɑ🔥⌖ Nov 23, 2012

༺☣ℳཞ71ᏤཡℬüᎦ☣༻ wrote:
I love boobies! ( • Y • )

Yes i love boobies too!(*Y*) .
Visɧɓuɱe Nov 23, 2012

Fingering Larry, the number's runner, sensitive face creases with perplexity.The envelope of protection cash is stuffed with jam rags. The Don says nothing untoward and pockets the booty.