The Swear Box (over 18's only)
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Gabrielkml wrote:
it's on a square thing that u could say is a box.. Now shut the fuck up and curse! I'm liking this thread so fuckin much!! I feel a fuckin home all I need now is a BJ while sittin in my BJ chairhendy wrote:
u mean the swear thread not boxPost your disgraceful outbursts here to prevent having a breakdown. Maybe you just want to shout one word out loud or a whole tirade of abuse! Any word goes. I'll start ..
For fuck sake, You fucking whoring cunt face bastard dickbrain!
(that goes out to one person inparticular) ahhhhh that's much better!
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You fucking bitch ass cunt, hahah I swear all the time though my mates have counted before that i swore 7 times in one sentence lol and I weren't even pissed off, I used to have a swear box but I had to go to the cash point like 3 times a day to get money to put into it lol!!
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used once in real life towards my boss after a heavy disussion:
Stfu retard, i aint doing it. And if i offended you, maybe you needed to be offended, well here is my appologie and one more thing: fuck you! (samp.e of a song by suicidal tendencies: cant bring me down...)
Another one i once did when my boss told me to work faster: mate, i only got two hands... One is for greeting peeps like you(gives boss a hand) the other one is to slap your face(slaps boss face).
Have to say that they both sacked me after those incidents... Pfff... Peeps dont know a joke anymore?
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Vertex wrote:
Lmfaoused once in real life towards my boss after a heavy disussion:
Stfu retard, i aint doing it. And if i offended you, maybe you needed to be offended, well here is my appologie and one more thing: fuck you! (samp.e of a song by suicidal tendencies: cant bring me down...)
Another one i once did when my boss told me to work faster: mate, i only got two hands... One is for greeting peeps like you(gives boss a hand) the other one is to slap your face(slaps boss face).
Have to say that they both sacked me after those incidents... Pfff... Peeps dont know a joke anymore?
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Another one i have to shear with you peeps...
Best example of people doing incest things:
Boy: god damn sis, youre a better fuck than mom...
Girl: i know, daddy says the same thing... :/
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Piss flaps gash rusty axe wound spangle slitts
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Poppycock
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Suck my clitordick
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Fucking Rimjob!!
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CUNTFACEDFUCKER.
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🔫🔫GlockKing🔫🔫 wrote:
LolSuck my clitordick
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Clarence wrote:
LolFucking Rimjob!!
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The is my most funniest, mother-fucking ass thread I have ever bloody seen with my own two arse-piercing eyes!!! 👀
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Spit it out bitch!
Fuck off you stupid ass-licking, whore-fucking, shit talking, cunt breathing, motherfucking hairy son if a bitch!
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Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck me in the eye socket.
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You dirty greasy cunt bag, go get touched by your father you fucking disease infested loose pussy... Don't forget to get raped on your way to hell.
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COCK JUGGLEING THUNDER CUNT!!
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I WAS NEVER CONFUSED! ;)
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Daddytru€k3r wrote:
sounds kinky!! his cock will deff be on ur mind.. He's gunna "fuck what u think!!".Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck me in the eye socket.
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Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck shit! I'm glad I bumped this thread up xP
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guitarman wrote:
Shoulda kept goin you where almost there..Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck shit! I'm glad I bumped this thread up xP
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
Mother mother fuck. Mother mother fuck fuck. Mother fuck mother fuck.
Noise noise noise.
1 2 1 2 3 4
Noise noise noise.
Smokin weed, smokin weed.
Doin' coke, drinkin beers.
Drinkin beers, beers beers.
Rollin' fatties, smokin blunts.
Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts.
Rollin' blunts and smokin um'15 bucks, little man, put that shit in my hand.
If that money doesn't show then you owe me owe me owe.
My jungle love.
Oh e oh e oh.
I think I wanna know ya know ya ... yeah, what. -
guitarman wrote:
What the fuck... is fucksacking?If I really had something against someone, I would say: YOU Fucking shitty fuck of fucking shit what the fuck were you fucking thinking you fucksacking(if that's possible) asswiping piece of fucking god damn bitchin bastard of fucking SHIT!!!! FUCK YOU
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Belgium, man Belgium.
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O-Dogg wrote:
Awesome!!! Fucking epic!guitarman wrote:
Shoulda kept goin you where almost there..Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck shit! I'm glad I bumped this thread up xP
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
Mother mother fuck. Mother mother fuck fuck. Mother fuck mother fuck.
Noise noise noise.
1 2 1 2 3 4
Noise noise noise.
Smokin weed, smokin weed.
Doin' coke, drinkin beers.
Drinkin beers, beers beers.
Rollin' fatties, smokin blunts.
Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts.
Rollin' blunts and smokin um'15 bucks, little man, put that shit in my hand.
If that money doesn't show then you owe me owe me owe.
My jungle love.
Oh e oh e oh.
I think I wanna know ya know ya ... yeah, what. -
You ugly motherfucking, cock-sucking, dick-licking, pussyface DOUCHEBAG of a person! Get the hell away from me you cunt! My GOD you are a SAD EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING!!! God dammit go get a life you asshole and while you're at it, GO FUCK YOURESELF!!!
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Mr. Tiny wrote:
I don't even know...guitarman wrote:
What the fuck... is fucksacking?If I really had something against someone, I would say: YOU Fucking shitty fuck of fucking shit what the fuck were you fucking thinking you fucksacking(if that's possible) asswiping piece of fucking god damn bitchin bastard of fucking SHIT!!!! FUCK YOU
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guitarman wrote:
Mr. Tiny wrote:
I don't even know...guitarman wrote:
What the fuck... is fucksacking?If I really had something against someone, I would say: YOU Fucking shitty fuck of fucking shit what the fuck were you fucking thinking you fucksacking(if that's possible) asswiping piece of fucking god damn bitchin bastard of fucking SHIT!!!! FUCK YOU
Maybe he meant fucksake... As in for fucks sake...
And why the fuck do i keep wasting my time in this jfucking useless piece of recycled shit thread?
Is it coz im fucking bored at work? Or is it just because i can fucking swear till my balls drop?
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Rumply's gf wrote:
he's singing to me when he saidO-Dogg wrote:
Awesome!!! Fucking epic!guitarman wrote:
Shoulda kept goin you where almost there..Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck shit! I'm glad I bumped this thread up xP
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
Noise noise noise.
Smokin weed, smokin weed.
Doin' coke, drinkin beers.
Drinkin beers, beers beers.
Rollin' fatties, smokin blunts.
Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts.
Rollin' blunts and smokin um'15 bucks, little man, put that shit in my hand.
If that money doesn't show then you owe me owe me owe.
My jungle love.
Oh e oh e oh.
I think I wanna know ya know ya ... yeah, what.
"Rollin' fatties, smokin blunts. Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts.
Rollin' blunts and smokin um" -
I'm bringing this thread back to life
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Two girls one cup
Hot wheals beat that
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