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⬆ how dare you call me a Brit,
➡ I'm 🇩🇪 for life! 😊
⬇ is 🇫🇷 and surrenders -
⬆Actually 🇮🇹 so no I will not
⬅About to sleep
⬇Past their bedtime again -
👆No
👈 just getting up
👇Is 🇺🇸 -
👆Is a liar because ...
👈am proud to be Aussie!
👇Should send me a $50M cheque. One that won't bounce. -
^ No way
< Just woke up at 5:40 AM but can't go back to sleep because I have a cold and my throat is killing me.
V Has been arrested by the grammar police for using the incorrect version of "you're".
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^no
<never uses... That word
V likes me -
^ I guess
> saw skyfall; it's awesome
V is happy 49ers are beating the saints. -
^ Doesn't know anything about sports, so cannot respond to that.
< Wondering if the 49ers and the saints are basketball teams?
V Will answer my question.
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^True, they are football teams
>Saw skyfall, and it is pretty awesome
V thinks I need to mob up -
^Does need to mob up
<also needs to mob up
Vplays turfwars -
👆 Just started turf wars
👉 Birthday today🎂
👇 Wants to spoon me -
👆 Have a big wooden one.
👉Happy birthday Goat,mate.
👇Has a face like a half boiled parsnip. -
👆Only when I shave
👈 Wife had a baby only hours ago.... So tired already
👇Wishes he was such a stud -
👆Instead of a shank's mare.
👉Congrats on the happy news.
👇Will be trying to pop all the pus pustules on his fat greasy nose all day. -
👆 So true
👉 Plays this game mainly on the toilet
👇 Also plays this game on the 🚽 -
👆Obviously creeper nate's alt. Otherwise how would you know that? 😳🍃🍂👀🍂🍃
👈 ...
👇 Has fatasized that they are rainbow unicorns. -
👆Yes, yes I have
👈Has a real name
👇Is not a virgin -
^ if you say so
<wants a Bluetooth controlled helicopter
V is afraid of falling long distances -
^ is
< a pilot
V flew whith me last Wednesday
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^ Did not
< My dog tried to eat out of a garbage can
V Has urinated in a public swimming pool
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👆Yea the blue stuff sux
👈 Wants to win the $500 mill jackpot
👇Gets to come to the party when I do ... ( most epic party in human history) -
👆fuck yeah I'll bring the cheese wizz
👈forgot to buy a lotto ticket
👇what did you forget? -
👆Forgot to put on boxers today
👈Is freeballin it
👇Is not -
👆You're correct.
👈Is getting less than an hour of sleep.
👇Hates bacon -
^ Totally incorrect, bacon is awesome
< Likes bacon
V hates tacos -
^ I like tacos very much, actually
< Thinking about tacos
V Is going to talk about churroes to stop me from thinking about tacos
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👆Keep thinking about tacos, buddy
👈Is now hungry for tacos
👇Farts in the bathtub because the bubbles tickle -
^hides in the shadows wishing he could be a king
<is a boss
vlikes to eat shrimp with hunting -
👆 is a big boss man
👈 eats shrimp while hunting for cougars
👇 knows what I'm talking about -
👆always reminds me of an African friend I have.
👈isn't sure why though.
👇might be an African that I can be friends with 😏
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