💔Biggest Ego-Killers💔
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When your girl won't let you carry something heavy...That SHE'S carrying...
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Maybe she know she's stronger than you.
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Heartbreak Kid💔 wrote:
Maybe she know she's stronger than you.
That's mean dude, maybe she just has a larger penis.
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You just blew my mind. O.O
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nobestpony wrote:
You just blew my mind. O.O
That's what SHE said!
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"The Man" wrote:
The man is lovin this threadnobestpony wrote:
You just blew my mind. O.O
That's what SHE said!
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༼྇༒ནཟཤརབས༒༽྇ wrote:
"The Man" wrote:
The man is lovin this threadnobestpony wrote:
You just blew my mind. O.O
That's what SHE said!
Meh, just biding my time till it gets deleted.
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When she won't let me drive home from the bar.
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"The Man" wrote:
B-e-a-utiful.Heartbreak Kid💔 wrote:
Maybe she know she's stronger than you.
That's mean dude, maybe she just has a larger penis.
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☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:
That's when you say, "Mom, please let me drive."When she won't let me drive home from the bar.
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When she puts a $15 limit on presents from you to her
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When I get mine and she doesn't...if ya know what I mean....
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when i think a door is light but its really heavy
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Ghetto Monstazz wrote:
That Happens to me everyday at school.when i think a door is light but its really heavy
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When my mrs is mucking around with scissors and I tell her to be careful or she might cut some of my penis off and she replies "then there'd be nothing left"!! BITCH.
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ƑƦཇཇ☠ཀaʂ٥ท wrote:
Cue the banjos 😂😂😂😂☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:
That's when you say, "Mom, please let me drive."When she won't let me drive home from the bar.
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The biggest ego killer for me is when the woman decides she's going to invite her friends over for a 'girlie night in', they have wine, bitch about everyone of their 'friends' who didn't come, laugh very loudly all night... Then the wall comes, where the alcohol has taken over their souls, and all they can do is find every way they can think possible to humiliate the only guy there. In my own home no less.
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When the girl hates your choice of cologne.
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⚜Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т⚜ wrote:
The biggest ego killer for me is when the woman decides she's going to invite her friends over for a 'girlie night in', they have wine, bitch about everyone of their 'friends' who didn't come, laugh very loudly all night... Then the wall comes, where the alcohol has taken over their souls, and all they can do is find every way they can think possible to humiliate the only guy there. In my own home no less.
Um... that's abuse. You need to either get out of the house, or out of the relationship. I think I would conveniently have to work late every time I found out there was going to be a "girl's night in."
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⚜Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т⚜ wrote:
I see the problem here. Your not a girl, so shouldn't be partaking in the 'night in'.The biggest ego killer for me is when the woman decides she's going to invite her friends over for a 'girlie night in', they have wine, bitch about everyone of their 'friends' who didn't come, laugh very loudly all night... Then the wall comes, where the alcohol has taken over their souls, and all they can do is find every way they can think possible to humiliate the only guy there. In my own home no less.
So when she next proposes the 'girly night in', tell her you'll be going on a 'girly night out', at the nearest meat market club, or lap dance place.
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[Add:Baz]Boffer wrote:
It produces my son so I'm happy about that :)Add: OLSEN wrote:
You're only upset cos its true!When my mrs is mucking around with scissors and I tell her to be careful or she might cut some of my penis off and she replies "then there'd be nothing left"!! BITCH.
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[Add:Baz]Boffer wrote:
@Jack, I had never given thought to it being abuse! I think that's because I always imagine being abused by a bunch of women wouldn't be so bad! 😉😄⚜Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т⚜ wrote:
I see the problem here. Your not a girl, so shouldn't be partaking in the 'night in'.The biggest ego killer for me is when the woman decides she'ssnipsnipmiliate the only guy there. In my own home no less.
So when she next proposes the 'girly night in', tell her you'll be going on a 'girly night out', at the nearest meat market club, or lap dance place.
Problem, solved!Boff, I see what you're saying. I generally do my upmost to avoid the gathering but sometimes it's just not possible. 😒
Really though, it's all ok. I am generally well rewarded when the missus has alcohol on board. 😄
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🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
When she puts a $15 limit on presents from you to her
She said that after you bought her an inflatable doll which she didn't want, and you said you'd said you'd "take back to the store"!
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ĭĉëɱȁɲȋǟή🇬🇧 wrote:
What he failed to mention was the fact that he'd deflowered the doll before offering it as a gift. Filling the axe wound as it were! 😱🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
When she puts a $15 limit on presents from you to her
She said that after you bought her an inflatable doll which she didn't want, and you said you'd said you'd "take back to the store"!
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"Deflowering the doll"
Nice image!!!!
Just make sure he had the receipt, just invade there was a 'blowout'. Lol -
*incase
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ĭĉëɱȁɲȋǟή🇬🇧 wrote:
Two openings, eh? For 15 quid, bar-gain!"Deflowering the doll"
Nice image!!!!
Just make sure he had the receipt, just invade there was a 'blowout'. Lol -
Add: OLSEN wrote:
Owned😂When my mrs is mucking around with scissors and I tell her to be careful or she might cut some of my penis off and she replies "then there'd be nothing left"!! BITCH.
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⚜Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т⚜ wrote:
These responses are also ego killers, it seems.ĭĉëɱȁɲȋǟή🇬🇧 wrote:
What he failed to mention was the fact that he'd deflowered the doll before offering it as a gift. Filling the axe wound as it were! 😱🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
When she puts a $15 limit on presents from you to her
She said that after you bought her an inflatable doll which she didn't want, and you said you'd said you'd "take back to the store"!
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🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
⚜Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т⚜ wrote:
These responses are also ego killers, it seems.ĭĉëɱȁɲȋǟή🇬🇧 wrote:
What he failed to mention was the fact that he'd deflowered the doll before offering it as a gift. Filling the axe wound as it were! 😱🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
When she puts a $15 limit on presents from you to her
She said that after you bought her an inflatable doll which she didn't want, and you said you'd said you'd "take back to the store"!
😝😝So's that response 😜
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[Add:Baz]Boffer wrote:
ĭĉëɱȁɲȋǟή🇬🇧 wrote:
Two openings, eh? For 15 quid, bar-gain!"Deflowering the doll"
Nice image!!!!
Just make sure he had the receipt, just invade there was a 'blowout'. Lol£15 ???
You could get chlimidia for less than that!!!! 😃😃😃😃
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