Largest Turf Sale Ever!
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Hurry hurry! Come one and all! For a limited time I am putting all my turf on sale! This evening I will drop all my upkeep weapons and put myself in a vendetta to make it possible for just about everyone to cap me.
Want a JD original? How about an entire airport or two? We got what you are looking for!
Loot? You be the judge. Take your chances, or impress me and do right by me by warning me and giving me a chance to remove them. Hurry and get em while you can.
Over 10,000 turf must go. Next year's models are arriving and I gotta make room for them.
Bad credit? No credit? No problem! Along as you have a steady job or a reasonably attractive wife/girlfriend, JD has you covered!
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Thanks 👍
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ؖβ͢Ɩʊƞтʑᵪͣᵢͩᵥͩ wrote:
How cool is that? My first customer comes from the town I grew up in when I was a boy!Thanks 👍
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Jim Dirt (Add A1) wrote:
Haha how about that, thanks for all the loot !ؖβ͢Ɩʊƞтʑᵪͣᵢͩᵥͩ wrote:
How cool is that? My first customer comes from the town I grew up in when I was a boy!Thanks 👍
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The only price is you gotta drop by this post and tell why JD turf is superior to all other turf!
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JD turf is superior because of the huge discount.
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He has the greatest name over all the world!
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Snagged one in Chicago. Thanks for the great deal!
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fachan wrote:
Don't forget the location! How about how easily it cleans? Wash and wear? One size fits all!JD turf is superior because of the huge discount.
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I got myself a couple of jd's, wow they're so soft, I'm going to keep them near my most sensitive areas.
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I'm in for some!
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Damn there's none left near me ..........
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I highly recommend this sale. Best deal in town!
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This is the best news ever. Dirt turf is tops!!
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Thank you
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shaggly razors wrote:
That's a shame none near me aswelDamn there's none left near me ..........
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Doesn't look like you have an outlet in Hawaii. Can I order one online? I'll pay extra for overnight shipping 😜
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Think ur stock check is wrong u ain't got over 10,000 turfs
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Thanks JD, good luck.
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Thnx🙏
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lil GEDZ wrote:
shaggly razors wrote:
That's a shame none near me aswelDamn there's none left near me ..........
Typical, a sale goes on and when you look there is no stock in your area.
Do you have a department for customer complaints? 😂
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Thanks JD!👍
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Thanks jd! Too bad I couldn't find an original
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Fits like a glove Jim.
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This is like an early black Friday sale.
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There's plenty in stock in my area. Thanks for the great deal! Question is... What are you planning to do? Take over an entire country
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SoMnUS976 wrote:
The world is not enough.There's plenty in stock in my area. Thanks for the great deal! Question is... What are you planning to do? Take over an entire country
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The"Accountant" wrote:
Yes. Wait till the tommy guns are back and the complaint department will be open.lil GEDZ wrote:
shaggly razors wrote:
That's a shame none near me aswelDamn there's none left near me ..........
Typical, a sale goes on and when you look there is no stock in your area.
Do you have a department for customer complaints? 😂
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Thanks! I took a few at airports so I can take a flight out. 😄😊
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Thanks! Best dirt I ever tasted.
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lil GEDZ wrote:
At these prices, they go fast. You can't get turf of this quality just anywhere you know.Think ur stock check is wrong u ain't got over 10,000 turfs
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