How old were you when....
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....you wanted to forget birthdays and hoped they'd never come around again?
'Yey, one more milestone closer to death' 😳
It's not my birthday by the way, but during a discussion while visiting relatives today, I was accused of being a grumpy bastard.
"I no longer wish to recognise birthdays, Christmas, anniversaries, or any other corporate day of rememberance which is testimony to our immortality." Said I.
To which my sister replied...
"Shut the fuck up you grumpy bastard and never say that again in front of your nephew!" 😳
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I'll be 50 in a couple weeks, I love my birthdays
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im with you on birthdays. dont care about mine. if no one noticed i wouldnt mind one bit. its just another day, no different that the one before or the one after.
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I'm 14, birthdays are great😋
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ωⅇɢṡɪⅇṣ wrote:
Yup!I'm 14, birthdays are great😋
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✖₳ɠⅇŋƬ ℱ₳¢ℓøŋ✖ wrote:
Wait a few more years. It'll get old the day you turn 19. Heh, wait till the day you turn 50. And 75. And 90. If you make it to 100, you get a letter from the queen.ωⅇɢṡɪⅇṣ wrote:
Yup!I'm 14, birthdays are great😋
Whoopty-doo. <--- Sarcasm.
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It's just another excuse to get fucked up for me.
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⚜Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т⚜ wrote:
👍....you wanted to forget birthdays and hoped they'd never come around again?
'Yey, one more milestone closer to death' 😳
It's not my birthday by the way, but during a discussion while visiting relatives today, I was accused of being a grumpy bastard.
"I no longer wish to recognise birthdays, Christmas, anniversaries, or any other corporate day of rememberance which is testimony to our immortality." Said I.
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I envy those who still find enjoyment in such things. Long may it continue. 👍
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c. wrote:
Time came for me after I turned 16. Haim with you on birthdays. dont care about mine. if no one noticed i wouldnt mind one bit. its just another day, no different that the one before or the one after.
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ZRAYGO wrote:
50's 😨I'll be 50 in a couple weeks, I love my birthdays
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☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:
Ding ding dingIt's just another excuse to get fucked up for me.
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I am 43 and hav ben thru so much shit i selbrate evry sngl bday wth cake an ice creem evn if it has to be blended to go thru a nutrishn tube an i want baloons an presents! An i insist on selbratng thos i care fr th same way! We stil celbrate mery octobr chtistmas too. Wn i ws spose to die.MOC haha i thnk i livd out of spite.
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Good for you sara. She shows how life is to be lived.
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Im young but growing old's gonna suck
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⚜Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т⚜ wrote:
But it's ok for her to say "fuck" in front of him?To which my sister replied...
"Shut the fuck up you grumpy bastard and never say that again in front of your nephew!" 😳
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〽ἱʗƙҽץ Ⓓµͣɲͩɳͩ wrote:
That, sir, I believe was the punch-line.⚜Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т⚜ wrote:
But it's ok for her to say "fuck" in front of him?To which my sister replied...
"Shut the fuck up you grumpy bastard and never say that again in front of your nephew!" 😳
Here is where we all smile and giggle politely before muttering offensive remarks about weird jokes into our coffee cups or beer bottles.
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P.S. You're allowed to react in said manner as a response to my previous statement, Knight.
P.P.S. You should change back to your original name, dude. 😉
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♠Ƭϋʀғä♠ wrote:
Punch line? Weird jokes? Coffee, beer?〽ἱʗƙҽץ Ⓓµͣɲͩɳͩ wrote:
That, sir, I believe was the punch-line.⚜Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т⚜ wrote:
But it's ok for her to say "fuck" in front of him?To which my sister replied...
"Shut the fuck up you grumpy bastard and never say that again in front of your nephew!" 😳
Here is where we all smile and giggle politely before muttering offensive remarks about weird jokes into our coffee cups or beer bottles.
😁Are you feeling alright Turfa?
@Mr Dunn. Hushed tones, he was out of range. 👍
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⚜Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т⚜ wrote:
👆What she should have said.....To which my sister replied...
"Shut the front door you grumpy bastage and never say that again in front of your dear, sweet, innocent nephew! Now get back to the engine room with the hookahs and hookers and everything that makes life worth living" 😳
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༺☣ℳཞ71ᏤཡℬüᎦ☣༻ wrote:
If she knew about the awsomeness⚜Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т⚜ wrote:
👆What she would have said.....To which my sister replied...
"Shut the front door you grumpy bastage and never say that again in front of your dear, sweet, innocent nephew! Now get back to the engine room with the hookahs and hookers and everything that makes life worth living, then get slightly hammerd on the SkyBar and watch the bus become a dragon👀🚌=🐉
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🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
It's because of such awesomeness that it takes so much to excite me these days. So called 'special events' can't stand up to the level of greatness which the engine room tirelessly provides. 😄👍༺☣ℳཞ71ᏤཡℬüᎦ☣༻ wrote:
If she knew about the awsomeness⚜Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т⚜ wrote:
👆What she would have said.....To which my sister replied...
"Shut the front door you grumpy bastage and never say that again in front of your dear, sweet, innocent nephew! Now get back to the engine room with the hookahs and hookers and everything that makes life worth living, then get slightly hammerd on the SkyBar and watch the bus become a dragon👀🚌=🐉
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⚜Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т⚜ wrote:
Excellent answer, Smithers. Excellent answer.♠Ƭϋʀғä♠ wrote:
Punch line? Weird jokes? Coffee, beer?〽ἱʗƙҽץ Ⓓµͣɲͩɳͩ wrote:
That, sir, I believe was the punch-line.⚜Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т⚜ wrote:
But it's ok for her to say "fuck" in front of him?To which my sister replied...
"Shut the fuck up you grumpy bastard and never say that again in front of your nephew!" 😳
Here is where we all smile and giggle politely before muttering offensive remarks about weird jokes into our coffee cups or beer bottles.
😁Are you feeling alright Turfa?
@Mr Dunn. Hushed tones, he was out of range. 👍
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Okaaay... Thanks...👌
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