So you've got this car see? And you're going off a cliff...
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Hypothetical scenario: you're in car and you are forced to drive off a cliff in it. Sucks right? Now insert that there are 5 seats (driver, passenger, three in back) of those five seats you occupy the driver seat. The other four seats contain four people of your choice.(must be currently living) Why or how you choose these people is irrelevant, what matters is who would you choose to share your death with? Family? Rivals? Hated figures?
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The fact you are going off the cliff is inevitable despite being in the driver seat.(controls disabled)
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Medic, survival specialist, chef, and two people who are suicidal so can jump out the front and break the car's fall.
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Nailz. On th front bumper. An 3 hot chicks...
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Angel of Blades wrote:
Hypothetical scenario: you're in car and you are forced to drive off a cliff in it. Sucks right? Now insert that there are 5 seats (driver, passenger, three in back) of those five seats you occupy the driver seat. The other four seats contain four people of your choice.(must be currently living) Why or how you choose these people is irrelevant, what matters is who would you choose to share your death with? Family? Rivals? Hated figures?
Obama, Pelosi, Reed, ex wife
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Angel of Blades wrote:
Wha he saidThe fact you are going off the cliff is inevitable despite being in the driver seat.(controls disabled)
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Howard wrote:
Wha he saidMedic, survival specialist, chef, and two people who are suicidal so can jump out the front and break the car's fall.
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irull wrote:
do u ever shut up?Howard wrote:
Wha he saidMedic, survival specialist, chef, and two people who are suicidal so can jump out the front and break the car's fall.
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Skidd wrote:
... Blow me👄Nailz. On th front bumper. An 3 hot chicks...
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The people that are forcing me to drive off and I'll keep locking the doors just i'm case they try to unlock it to jump put before we take flight
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What a load of shit story changing, this sucks go play turfwars Instead of turf forum
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Clowns. They inflate baloons, I throw them down the cliff and thier crippled bodies hold the baloons in place for a soft landing. Or i use matress salesmen.
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ChainsawCharlie wrote:
ha ha. Ex-wife- I'm sure even then she'll be telling you how you are doing it wrong.Angel of Blades wrote:
Hypothetical scenario: you're in car and you are forced to drive off a cliff in it. Sucks right? Now insert that there are 5 seats (driver, passenger, three in back) of those five seats you occupy the driver seat. The other four seats contain four people of your choice.(must be currently living) Why or how you choose these people is irrelevant, what matters is who would you choose to share your death with? Family? Rivals? Hated figures?
Obama, Pelosi, Reed, ex wife
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4 women with ginormous boobs that will act like airbags
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Fat Basterd wrote:
ChainsawCharlie wrote:
ha ha. Ex-wife- I'm sure even then she'll be telling you how you are doing it wrong.
Angel of Blades wrote:
Hypothetical scenario: you're in car and you are forced to drive off a cliff in it. Sucks right? Now insert that there are 5 seats (driver, passenger, three in back) of those five seats you occupy the driver seat. The other four seats contain four people of your choice.(must be currently living) Why or how you choose these people is irrelevant, what matters is who would you choose to share your death with? Family? Rivals? Hated figures?
Obama, Pelosi, Reed, ex wife
*chuckle*
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Primo Loco wrote:
I literally lol'dThe people that are forcing me to drive off and I'll keep locking the doors just i'm case they try to unlock it to jump put before we take flight
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For Angel:
1-800-273-TALK -
GRANE wrote:
mee too.. I'm not goin if your not👻👻Primo Loco wrote:
I literally lol'dThe people that are forcing me to drive off and I'll keep locking the doors just i'm case they try to unlock it to jump put before we take flight
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Fat Basterd wrote:
ChainsawCharlie wrote:
ha ha. Ex-wife- I'm sure even then she'll be telling you how you are doing it wrong.Angel of Blades wrote:
Hypothetical scenario: you're in car and you are forced to drive off a cliff in it. Sucks right? Now insert that there are 5 seats (driver, passenger, three in back) of those five seats you occupy the driver seat. The other four seats contain four people of your choice.(must be currently living) Why or how you choose these people is irrelevant, what matters is who would you choose to share your death with? Family? Rivals? Hated figures?
Obama, Pelosi, Reed, ex wife
She would be in the trunk, so I wouldn't be able to hear her.Or strapped to the front bumper with Nailz. He could have some fun before getting squished.
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BellaItaliana wrote:
it's a real number 😄 lol jk I heard it ring n hung upFor Angel:
1-800-273-TALK -
Primo Loco wrote:
National Suicide Prevention hotlineBellaItaliana wrote:
it's a real number 😄 lol jk I heard it ring n hung upFor Angel:
1-800-273-TALK -
Crap. Just remembered you're in Canada.
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In Canada that's the number for the National Razor Blade and Rope Corp. Angel?...Angel?...uh oh.
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ChainsawCharlie wrote:
Now everything makes sense!!Angel of Blades wrote:
Hypothetical scenario: you're in car and you are forced to drive off a cliff in it. Sucks right? Now insert that there are 5 seats (driver, passenger, three in back) of those five seats you occupy the driver seat. The other four seats contain four people of your choice.(must be currently living) Why or how you choose these people is irrelevant, what matters is who would you choose to share your death with? Family? Rivals? Hated figures?
Obama, Pelosi, Reed, ex wife
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Primo wrote:
damn it Bella.......In Canada that's the number for the National Razor Blade and Rope Corp. Angel?...Angel?...uh oh.
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Stay puft (or however you spell it) marshmallow man...and the ghost busters ...staypuft will enshroud us in goo on impact...and well the g- busters just in case he survived
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I can't believe no-one spotted this. How tall is that cliff? I'll say 1 inch for me
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BellaItaliana wrote:
it's a suicide hotline in the states and a razor blade co. Telli in CanadaPrimo Loco wrote:
National Suicide Prevention hotlineBellaItaliana wrote:
it's a real number 😄 lol jk I heard it ring n hung upFor Angel:
1-800-273-TALKJust so wrong!!
I'm gunna do it! 👦🔫 no sorry we can't help, however we do sell razor blade.. 😷were losing him clear.. 😚😚clear 😰😱.. 🙍 sorry ma'am he's gone💀👣👣👼
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