Alright, Give it back and I won't hurt you👿
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Wich one of you low down lazy thieves stole parts of my Ax😠
I go to hit somebody, and I can't quite hurt them the way I want. Look at this\
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|Ꮬ|What the hell am I supposed to do with an Ax with no edge??
Ill give whoever took it 12 hours to return the pieces, before I turn it around and shove it someplace cruel. -
Ok...
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Are these bits of it, \ \ ).
Knight said he found em down OTB's pants. -
I think the tulips stole it...
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[Add:Baz]Boffer wrote:
Those are some, for sure!!Are these bits of it, \ \ ).
Knight said he found em down OTB's pants.
But where's the rest, huh, thief? -
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🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
Go rummage in OTB'S pants. See what crops up...[Add:Baz]Boffer wrote:
Those are some, for sure!!Are these bits of it, \ \ ).
Knight said he found em down OTB's pants.
But where's the rest, huh, thief? -
[Add:Baz]Boffer wrote:
🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
Go rummage in OTB'S pants. See what crops up...[Add:Baz]Boffer wrote:
Those are some, for sure!!Are these bits of it, \ \ ).
Knight said he found em down OTB's pants.
But where's the rest, huh, thief?A portal to another dimension.
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Boffer... Bugger... Thought you and I were 50/50 on this little shindig? You sold me out... I can't... Believe it.
Bru, look in boffers y-fronts. The rest are there. 😳
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The AXE man
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I had to search his whole neighborhood in order to find the rest.
Sparkles, you're in serious trouble!! -
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*whistles*
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|Ꮬ|Whoops. Dropped it and it broke... :/
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Lmfao!
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I love it when Browneye gets his axe out and penetrates things. It's so big and it shines so much when it's freshly oiled and buffed.
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I found a sword in OTB's pant!! -
aaron1213 wrote:
Ummm, that's NOT a sword bro! ☺............◢◣
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I found a sword in OTB's pant!! -
༺☣ℳཞ71ᏤཡℬüᎦ☣༻ wrote:
😂😂😂aaron1213 wrote:
Ummm, that's NOT a sword bro! ☺............◢◣
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I found a sword in OTB's pant!! -
In case you've forgotten, I'm the only one to ever escape OTBs pants.
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🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
Where are you then?In case you've forgotten, I'm the only one to ever escape OTBs pants.
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Idk, but its dark out here
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Sgt Mayday wrote:
There's only one way to go from these lows, up!🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
Where are you then?In case you've forgotten, I'm the only one to ever escape OTBs pants.
@ Knight, I don't know what your talking about... Anyway, there's nothing of interest down my grots, ask the mrs.
Now for important news, this is officially the most homoerotic thread in TW history. I want no part of it. Good day. -
🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
You may be going the wrong way😨Idk, but its dark out here
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@boffer, too late, you started it.
@rondo, impossible. I cut my way out, behind the left knee. Just head twords the light....
But don't pass it, it's freaking dark without light -
Who the hell brings an ax to a tommy gun fight anyway?
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I do. Tommy guns were notorious for jamming at the precisely wrong time. Always good to have a nice sharp close combat weapon
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Boffer, your words cut deep my man, they cut deep.. 😥 you told me we'd sell the axe and move to Rio together.
Who brought the Black Mamba? 😳
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🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
I just keep soda and mentos handyI do. Tommy guns were notorious for jamming at the precisely wrong time. Always good to have a nice sharp close combat weapon
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☬⚒☠ᗩᎦᗰᏫᎠعυᎦ☠⚒☬ wrote:
😨my sword༺☣ℳཞ71ᏤཡℬüᎦ☣༻ wrote:
😂😂😂aaron1213 wrote:
Ummm, that's NOT a sword bro! ☺............◢◣
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I found a sword in OTB's pant!! -
[Add:Baz]Boffer wrote:
😲barf💩👃💀🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
Go rummage in OTB'S pants. See what crops up...[Add:Baz]Boffer wrote:
Those are some, for sure!!Are these bits of it, \ \ ).
Knight said he found em down OTB's pants.
But where's the rest, huh, thief?
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