On the bright side... But on the other hand.
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There is always different angle to look at things.
For example:
I have no job.
Response:But I can watch more TV!
Possible response: I can't pay the rent and will be evicted.
Possible response:I get to travel around.
Well, the answers intend to make positive a negative or vice versa. -
I can't drive.
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vishbume wrote:
So i walk then lose fatI can't drive.
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ℛօɴժǫ wrote:
It's raining.vishbume wrote:
So i walk then lose fatI can't drive.
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vishbume wrote:
Screw rain, its no gonna kill youℛօɴժǫ wrote:
It's raining.vishbume wrote:
So i walk then lose fatI can't drive.
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But it's a flooding the area.
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vishbume wrote:
I've always wanted a poolBut it's a flooding the area.
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nicky the blade wrote:
Lmaovishbume wrote:
I've always wanted a poolBut it's a flooding the area.
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nicky the blade wrote:
Swimming kills fat as wellvishbume wrote:
I've always wanted a poolBut it's a flooding the area.
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ThatTallKid_ wrote:
LOLnicky the blade wrote:
Lmaovishbume wrote:
I've always wanted a poolBut it's a flooding the area.
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Sorry, you can't swim
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🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
There is a floating tree over thereSorry, you can't swim
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ℛօɴժǫ wrote:
Look a bit closer, it's actually an alligator.🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
There is a floating tree over thereSorry, you can't swim
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nicky the blade wrote:
You have seen Bear Grylls on TV, without your job and allℛօɴժǫ wrote:
Look a bit closer, it's actually an alligator.🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
There is a floating tree over thereSorry, you can't swim
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Good thng i wachd all thos natl geografic shows!
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I'll get some good shoes out of that critter.
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vishbume wrote:
He but off your feet, you don't need shoes anymore.I'll get some good shoes out of that critter.
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Bit*
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nicky the blade wrote:
Feet are mainstreamvishbume wrote:
He but off your feet, you don't need shoes anymore.I'll get some good shoes out of that critter.
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nicky the blade wrote:
I have a floating assault wheelchairvishbume wrote:
He but off your feet, you don't need shoes anymore.I'll get some good shoes out of that critter.
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༼྇༒ནཟཤརབས༒༽྇ wrote:
Your hipster skinny jeans look funny without feet.nicky the blade wrote:
Feet are mainstreamvishbume wrote:
He but off your feet, you don't need shoes anymore.I'll get some good shoes out of that critter.
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ℛօɴժǫ wrote:
It's Chuck Norris in disguise.nicky the blade wrote:
I have a floating assault wheelchairvishbume wrote:
He but off your feet, you don't need shoes anymore.I'll get some good shoes out of that critter.
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vishbume wrote:
Chuck Norris didn't do his own stuntsℛօɴժǫ wrote:
It's Chuck Norris in disguise.nicky the blade wrote:
I have a floating assault wheelchairvishbume wrote:
He but off your feet, you don't need shoes anymore.I'll get some good shoes out of that critter.
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vishbume wrote:
Im friends with his Mother In Lawℛօɴժǫ wrote:
It's Chuck Norris in disguise.nicky the blade wrote:
I have a floating assault wheelchairvishbume wrote:
He but off your feet, you don't need shoes anymore.I'll get some good shoes out of that critter.
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༼྇༒ནཟཤརབས༒༽྇ wrote:
He can do anythingvishbume wrote:
Chuck Norris didn't do his own stuntsℛօɴժǫ wrote:
It's Chuck Norris in disguise.nicky the blade wrote:
I have a floating assault wheelchairvishbume wrote:
He but off your feet, you don't need shoes anymore.I'll get some good shoes out of that critter.
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༼྇༒ནཟཤརབས༒༽྇ wrote:
Chuck norris is badass regardlessvishbume wrote:
Chuck Norris didn't do his own stuntsℛօɴժǫ wrote:
It's Chuck Norris in disguise.nicky the blade wrote:
I have a floating assault wheelchairvishbume wrote:
He but off your feet, you don't need shoes anymore.I'll get some good shoes out of that critter.
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ℛօɴժǫ wrote:
A 2 foot leprechaun-camel hybrid.vishbume wrote:
Im friends with his Mother In Lawℛօɴժǫ wrote:
It's Chuck Norris in disguise.nicky the blade wrote:
I have a floating assault wheelchairvishbume wrote:
He but off your feet, you don't need shoes anymore.I'll get some good shoes out of that critter.
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He did them so fast yu didnt relize he did in fact do them.
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My power, water, Internet, gas, & sewage will all be cut off shortly. And I'm 5 days late on rent.
But at least I have a family & girlfriend that loves me!
🎨👍🎨
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But they are impregnated with a foul aroma.
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Im voldemort
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