How do I explain this?
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Went out last night for 'a couple' and have just got back in (7.15am).
No naughty business, just met some mates and ended up in the casino then back to their apartment for more beers.
What is the best approach with the explaining this to the wife?
Broke even (ish) so can't even throw down a fist full!!! -
The truth. You met a swinger couple on Craigslist. Got to know them over several hands of blackjack and drinks. They won you over, and you ended up spending the last several hours in their apartment "for more beers" and stuff...
I don't know man... Best of luck.
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If there's no naughty stuff then what are you worried about. You just had to get a little party going with the boys. No harm in that!
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Blamesday wrote:
Yeah but women don't see things that simply!!!If there's no naughty stuff then what are you worried about. You just had to get a little party going with the boys. No harm in that!
If only :( -
She's pissed off because you didn't call her and now she feels like an idiot for worrying that you were in an accident or worse last night.
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⚜Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т⚜ wrote:
Women ALWAYS remember.Yeah, in the past I've handled it by fessing up and living with the angry woman. It's far less hassle than having to think up some BS, and then trying to remember that BS in future disputes! Because she, will remember! 😄
Like elephants, but women tend to just remember the bad bits! Lol
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BakedBananas wrote:
She knew who I was out with. Ex soldiers who now do private security in the most inhospitable places on the planet. When these boys party, they party hard.She's pissed off because you didn't call her and now she feels like an idiot for worrying that you were in an accident or worse last night.
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Dealer wrote:
I know what you mean. You say that you drank with the guys at a bar and they picture you getting hammered at a college party with whores on each arm. Women are tricky, I'll tell ya thatBlamesday wrote:
Yeah but women don't see things that simply!!!If there's no naughty stuff then what are you worried about. You just had to get a little party going with the boys. No harm in that!
If only :( -
The truth always reveals... No matter the circumstance, be true and it may cause her to be angry for a little while, but that's nothing compared to the hurt she will feel if you lie!
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Yeah, in the past I've handled it by fessing up and living with the angry woman. It's far less hassle than having to think up some BS, and then trying to remember that BS in future disputes! Because she, will remember! 😄
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All true stuff. She was invited out but was tired!!!
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Damage limitation street is where you are mate. How's she doing now? On a scale of 1-5, 1 being apoplectic with rage, 5 being 'there's nothing wrong'.
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Don't lie, and buy your woman a plunger. Women love to bring up old shit!! Best of luck!
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just say sorry i got home so late, hope you were'nt worried. how was your night? act like it was no big thing cause its not. she'll be mad but get over it.
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WoW. Just say woman in king of my castle ill come home when I want, now where's my breakfast. Lol ( been married 7 years and that's never werked). Lol
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I'd go with the 👽"kidnapped by aliens"👾 defense.
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The truth! Ask for forgiveness and be ready for punishment.
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Tell her you were being responsible & you didn't want to drive drunk. Then tell her you promise to call next time so she won't worry. Good luck.
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Tell her you slept on the couch at midnight so you wouldn't wake her up.
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On the Baz scale, it's now a 5.
Shit knows how that happened!
It's all good in da hood :) -
Good woman you got there. Better hope she keeps you.😊
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OneThumbBastard wrote:
This ones worked for me before👆🌙👽I'd go with the 👽"kidnapped by aliens"👾 defense.
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Yup... Behind every sneaky man, there's a woman with a thumb on his head and a fist up his ass. 👍
I josh, I josh.... 😉
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Just tell her u been home all night with her when the cops come.. Ha works like a charm 🍻
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Dealer wrote:
WRONG!!!On the Baz scale, it's now a 5.
Shit knows how that happened!
It's all good in da hood :)
Know your enemy! 'Theres nothing wrong' to a woman means she's saving it up for future use! Be very careful over next few days, look for the signs. Heed my words! -
Tell her you went out for pizza, Joe forgot the pizza. There was a Bud Light on the table so you all had some. You all decided to go to the movies...found some more beer. Then you were all so happy you decided to go and watch Star Wars at the apartment.. All six of them. Then you say half of you fell asleep including yourself and ya'll just decided to spend the night...
Then you don't ever do it again.
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jake rock wrote:
If ever you meet a woman who'd fall for that, either marry her, or shoot her in the face. 👍Tell her you went out for pizza, Joe forgot the pizza. There was a Bud Light on the table so you all had some. You all decided to go to the movies...found some more beer. Then you were all so happy you decided to go and watch Star Wars at the apartment.. All six of them. Then you say half of you fell asleep including yourself and ya'll just decided to spend the night...
Then you don't ever do it again.
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