DAMMIT! moments.
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DAMMIT! moments, by Turfa™
That moment when you think to yourself,
"Dammit! I could've used the spade symbol in my name as the second 'A'!"The moment when you're sitting on the toilet and decide to ring your boss, only to find he's sitting in the cubicle next to you.
That moment when you're having an amazing dream involving the woman you love, and wake up suddenly to find yourself naked, hungover and alone in the middle of the forest.
That moment when you get out of the shower, to find the kids used your towel to clean paint off their hands yesterday.
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I'll add more later, folks 😏
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P.S. First post, second sentence, correction:
>second 'A'
Should read,
*'A'
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That moment when you pass a stool at the mother in laws birthday BBQ, only to find there's no paper and you need to shout through to the whole congregation. 😳🚽
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That moment when u have amazing sex only to wake up and find out the person was 30 years older than you and ugly.......
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The moment you give your girlfriends mother a fake winning scratch ticket and she reacts in excitement by telling her husband that she wants a divorce.
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⚜Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т⚜ wrote:
You seem to spend a disproportionate amount of time on a porcelain throne. Wasn't it you having a crap at the airport?That moment when you pass a stool at the mother in laws birthday BBQ, only to find there's no paper and you need to shout through to the whole congregation. 😳🚽
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[Add:Baz]Boffer wrote:
Disproportionate? They were two seperate occasions, sir. I've had many more. 😄👍⚜Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т⚜ wrote:
You seem to spend a disproportionate amount of time on a porcelain throne. Wasn't it you having a crap at the airport?That moment when you pass a stool at the mother in laws birthday BBQ, only to find there's no paper and you need to shout through to the whole congregation. 😳🚽
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⚜Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т⚜ wrote:
And may you continue to do so old chap. Blessed be those moments on our porcelain towers. Sanctuary be its name.[Add:Baz]Boffer wrote:
Disproportionate? They were two seperate occasions, sir. I've had many more. 😄👍⚜Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т⚜ wrote:
You seem to spend a disproportionate amount of time on a porcelain throne. Wasn't it you having a crap at the airport?That moment when you pass a stool at the mother in laws birthday BBQ, only to find there's no paper and you need to shout through to the whole congregation. 😳🚽
Dammit.... You realize you forgot the house keys as the front door closes on your face. It all seems to go in slow motion. F-uuuuuuuuu-cccccckkkk I-T. -
That dammit moment when u call ur girlfriend by the wrong name
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Captain Sheen wrote:
This👆That dammit moment when u call ur girlfriend by the wrong name
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༎།SཛཀᎢཇΧ།༎ wrote:
👍👍😨😨😱Captain Sheen wrote:
This👆That dammit moment when u call ur girlfriend by the wrong name
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💀༄्ཧ़ཀंེབ།༨ཛყ༄💀 wrote:
Girlfriend: Hey it's your girlfriend༎།SཛཀᎢཇΧ།༎ wrote:
👍👍😨😨😱Captain Sheen wrote:
This👆That dammit moment when u call ur girlfriend by the wrong name
Me: Oh hey Shelby.
Girlfriend: It's Caroline
Me: Yeah I was trying to see if you were paying attention. (😳😳😳😳) -
Mι⚡⚡ㄗɪⱥƶƶɑ💋 wrote:
I bet that guy was like dammit she's sober.😜That moment when u have amazing sex only to wake up and find out the person was 30 years older than you and ugly.......
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That moment that you thought its just a fart when its not.💩
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When you wake up with a hangover and a new tattoo on your kneecap.
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My knee tattoo
http://i.imgur.com/2qRXz.jpg -
Mι⚡⚡ㄗɪⱥƶƶɑ💋 wrote:
Lmao😂. That's awesomeThat moment when u have amazing sex only to wake up and find out the person was 30 years older than you and ugly.......
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༎།SཛཀᎢཇΧ།༎ wrote:
Bad when u do it to a girlfriend; way worse when it's your wife. 😁 😡Captain Sheen wrote:
This👆That dammit moment when u call ur girlfriend by the wrong name
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4nick8r wrote:
ohhhhh fuck༎།SཛཀᎢཇΧ།༎ wrote:
Bad when u do it to a girlfriend; way worse when it's your wife. 😁 😡Captain Sheen wrote:
This👆That dammit moment when u call ur girlfriend by the wrong name
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That moment on Dec. 22nd, when everyone will realize that the world didn't end.
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Mι⚡⚡ㄗɪⱥƶƶɑ💋 wrote:
I take offence at that!....I'm not 30 years older!!That moment when u have amazing sex only to wake up and find out the person was 30 years older than you and ugly.......
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That time (when you lived with your parents) when you fell asleep during a 'fapping' session, tool in hand. Only to wake up and see a steaming hot cup of coffee on your bedside table! 😱😳
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Tech™ ︻┳テ=一 wrote:
Dear... God... This...That time (when you lived with your parents) when you fell asleep during a 'fapping' session, tool in hand. Only to wake up and see a steaming hot cup of coffee on your bedside table! 😱😳
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That moment when you're girlfriend confronts you and says she's pregnant. And suddenly you remember you're still a virgin
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Tech™ ︻┳テ=一 wrote:
Hahahaha and a soggy biscuitThat time (when you lived with your parents) when you fell asleep during a 'fapping' session, tool in hand. Only to wake up and see a steaming hot cup of coffee on your bedside table! 😱😳
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ནཝཇངᎯངᎿཔᎦ༽༨རསཁྭ wrote:
Umm....That moment when you're girlfriend confronts you and says she's pregnant. And suddenly you remember you're still a virgin
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Mι⚡⚡ㄗɪⱥƶƶɑ💋 wrote:
Thanks for the fun night. 😜That moment when u have amazing sex only to wake up and find out the person was 30 years older than you and ugly.......
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That moment when somebody posts one of the 'Dammit moments' you were going to post. Because, yes, I've called my fiancé by the wrong name in the past. 😁
That moment when you shit yourself because the police turn up on the doorstep, because nobody told you there were going to be strippers at the party you're at.
That moment when your boss is drunk and accidentally fires you instead of one of your co-workers.
That moment when your child draws an elephant on your birthday card, and you think it's a picture of a car.
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That moment when your a cheerleader and do a tumbling pass and realize you forgot to put your hot pants on under your skirt 😳
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🔫ØᎦᏌ✴ᏀĮЯŁ🌹 wrote:
That embarrassing moment when you are caught gawking intently at said action and wife is looking at you.BustedThat moment when your a cheerleader and do a tumbling pass and realize you forgot to put your hot pants on under your skirt 😳
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