🍦🍻Ice cream and beer diet 🍻🍦

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sadsam Oct 27, 2012

As we all know, it takes 1 calorie to heat 1 gram of water 1 degree centigrade. Translated into meaningful terms, this means that if you eat a very cold dessert (generally consisting of water in large part), the natural processes which raise the consumed dessert to body temperature during the digestive cycle literally sucks the calories out of the only available source, your body fat.
For example, a dessert served and eaten at near 0 degrees C (32.2 deg. F) will in a short time be raised to the normal body temperature of 37 degrees C (98.6 deg. F). For each gram of dessert eaten, that process takes approximately 37 calories as stated above. The average dessert portion is 6 oz, or 168 grams. Therefore, by operation of thermodynamic law, 6,216 calories (1 cal./gm/deg. x 37 deg. x 168 gms) are extracted from body fat as the dessert's temperature is normalized. Allowing for the 1,200 latent calories in the dessert, the net calorie loss is approximately 5,000 calories.
sadsam Oct 27, 2012

Obviously, the more cold dessert you eat,the better off you are and the faster you will lose weight, if that is your goal. This process works equally well when drinking very cold beer in frosted glasses. Each ounce of beer contains 16 latent calories, but extracts 1,036 calories (6,216 cal. per 6 oz. portion) in the temperature normalizing process. Thus the net calorie loss per ounce of beer is 1,020 calories. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to calculate that 12,240 calories (12 oz. x 1,020 cal./oz.) are extracted from the body in the process of drinking a can of beer.

Frozen desserts, e.g., ice cream, are even more beneficial, since it takes 83 cal./gm to melt them (i.e., raise them to 0 deg. C) and an additional 37 cal./gm to further raise them to body temperature. The results here are really remarkable, and it beats running hands down.
『тӈԑ•ʟɛɢɪɵɳ』 Oct 27, 2012

mother of god....I'm going to baskin Robbins
BAT SMURF Oct 27, 2012

So you eat 5,000 calories worth of ice-cream ? I thought you were only supposed to consume 2,000 calories a day. Don't you mean kj?
sadsam Oct 27, 2012

I just thought it was a prime example of 'lies, damn lies, and crap found on the internet'
Mystery Oct 27, 2012

Have you ever had beer ice cream? I was skeptical, but it's actually fairly good. It came with a dessert I ordered at a restaurant.
[Add:Baz]Boffer Oct 27, 2012

Mystery wrote:
Have you ever had beer ice cream? I was skeptical, but it's actually fairly good. It came with a dessert I ordered at a restaurant.

I had lime sorbet in a glass of wine once. Can't remember what wine, as I was pissed.
Mι⚡⚡ㄗɪⱥƶƶɑ💋 Oct 27, 2012

Mystery wrote:
Have you ever had beer ice cream? I was skeptical, but it's actually fairly good. It came with a dessert I ordered at a restaurant.

I made a whiskey float once.... It was awesomeeee
〓BLAMESDAY〓 Oct 27, 2012

Mι⚡⚡ㄗɪⱥƶƶɑ💋 wrote:
Mystery wrote:
Have you ever had beer ice cream? I was skeptical, but it's actually fairly good. It came with a dessert I ordered at a restaurant.

I made a whiskey float once.... It was awesomeeee

Made a Jägermeister float once. It was horrible!