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adambomb Oct 27, 2012

Apparently there has been about three sightings of Sasquatch in my area. I think it's complete bull.
🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 Oct 27, 2012

It's not. Sasquatch is real, but the reason he's been sighted is only because they every so often run low of supplies in their underground dwellings.
Entirely self sustaining gardens and groves, a bad year for us is a bad year for them, so they come to the surface to extract new plants from Mother Nature. They know enough not to be captured, and not to be found by us, man, world most diabolical species.
adambomb Oct 27, 2012

🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
It's not. Sasquatch is real, but the reason he's been sighted is only because they every so often run low of supplies in their underground dwellings.
Entirely self sustaining gardens and groves, a bad year for us is a bad year for them, so they come to the surface to extract new plants from Mother Nature. They know enough not to be captured, and not to be found by us, man, world most diabolical species.

Regardless, I wouldn't expect to hear about one in northeast Iowa.
adambomb Oct 27, 2012

💀༄्ཧ़ཀंེབ།༨ཛყ༄💀 wrote:
adambomb wrote:
Apparently there has been about three sightings of Sasquatch in my area. I think it's complete bull.

Maybe a hoax.
It was published in the newspaper. But it probably is.
[Add:Baz]Boffer Oct 27, 2012

adambomb wrote:
💀༄्ཧ़ཀंེབ།༨ཛყ༄💀 wrote:
adambomb wrote:
Apparently there has been about three sightings of Sasquatch in my area. I think it's complete bull.

Maybe a hoax.
It was published in the newspaper. But it probably is.
It must be true if its in the paper.
🔥ℐօƙℰℜ🔥 Oct 27, 2012

I guess bobo got out again
Brown🎵Note Oct 27, 2012

I'm not worried about a squatch. I'm worried about a jewpacabra. They have absolutely no belief in the divinity of Christ.