What is the worst airport. Not TW
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I think that Heathrow airport is the worst. From super long distances from terminals to redirecting of flights, it was awful.
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For me it's close between Islamabad, Tbilisi and Minsk, had weapons pointed at me in those locations.
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Anywhere where the planes are made with cardboard and glue,
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Ƭⅈʛℰℜ wrote:
Don't forget spit.Anywhere where the planes are made with cardboard and glue,
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Any airport where you have to go through customs. Probably lax flying back from Australia was the worst. After I landed it was almost 5 hours before I got to leave.
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TheFailure👎 wrote:
They'd name it after you 😉Ƭⅈʛℰℜ wrote:
Don't forget spit.Anywhere where the planes are made with cardboard and glue,
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"The Man" wrote:
That's mental. Did you not tell them you were "the man"? Or was that their issue?For me it's close between Islamabad, Tbilisi and Minsk, had weapons pointed at me in those locations.
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Aquino National Airport Philippines ! The airport is so bad, dirty bathrooms, fucked up baggage handlers, the roof loks like its about to collapse.
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Simon Bolivar; felt lucky to make it out alive and with all my possessions.
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Excelsior mafia wrote:
Dirty washroom is the worst im telling ya, you will consider yourself dead already once you use one of this dirty stinky GROSS!! Washrooms they have!Aquino National Airport Philippines ! The airport is so bad, dirty bathrooms, fucked up baggage handlers, the roof loks like its about to collapse.
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Heathrow is by far, one of the best in my experience.
I'd never fly out of Gatwick again! Having a severe hatred of using in flight toilets, I had 'backed up' what can only be described as having the dimensions and odorous potency of a dead horse! 🐴
After a long trip and with the imminent arrival of a new family member, after leaving the plane I promptly boarded the nearest stall and gave birth. 🚽
After enduring the laborious task of relieving the entirety of my digestive system, and fighting on through the excruciating pain of the ordeal, I sat back with a sigh and throbbing sense of contentment. Several moments of dizzying euphoria passed, and it was time to clean up and rejoin my other half, who would be waiting patiently outside the delivery room. 😷
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So, after debating the possibility of requiring stitches, still with moist eyes and a somber heart, I was ready to bid farewell to my travel companion, my baby. I flushed. 👇
It became Immediately obvious that my bodily expulsion had grown more fond of me than I had of it. The waters then proceeded to raise, and raise. 🌊
I quickly went to scrub out and return to my journey. It was the water under the stall which had my first attention, then there it was! My old friend, swimming with the tenacity of an Olympian, half a race from gold. 🏊
The rest of the story is an epic tale of one mans escape from a very messy situation. 😳
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⚜Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т⚜ wrote:
So, after debating the possibility of requiring stitches, still with moist eyes and a somber heart, I was ready to bid farewell to my travel companion, my baby. I flushed. 👇
It became Immediately obvious that my bodily expulsion had grown more fond of me than I had of it. The waters then proceeded to raise, and raise. 🌊
I quickly went to scrub out and return to my journey. It was the water under the stall which had my first attention, then there it was! My old friend, swimming with the tenacity of an Olympian, half a race from gold. 🏊
The rest of the story is an epic tale of one mans escape from a very messy situation. 😳
😂😂😂😂😂
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I haven't been on a plane in a few years, not since they beefed up security with the full body scanner things and molesty pat downs. Is it a problem now to get through with piercings? A guy said he got grief for having an engagement ring in his pocket.
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According to Raphie May
Denver airport is.
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⚜Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т⚜,applause,admiration,esteem,bowled over,respect.... All apply.My duck-bill cap is doffed to you Sir.
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550 turf across Michigan, Arizona, Ohio Washington and California changed to pink to support your endeavor!!
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vishbume wrote:
🙏 I am humbled, kind sir.⚜Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т⚜,applause,admiration,esteem,bowled over,respect.... All apply.My duck-bill cap is doffed to you Sir.
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Excelsior mafia wrote:
Oh yes this airport does suck. They really need to update it!Aquino National Airport Philippines ! The airport is so bad, dirty bathrooms, fucked up baggage handlers, the roof loks like its about to collapse.
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Excelsior mafia wrote:
Aquino National Airport Philippines !
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Heathrow is terrible
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₩ℍұ₮ع🍀ℬʘɪ🍀ℬℝɪ₳₦ wrote:
Lax is Terible too! Had to wait 5 hours to get through customs.Any airport where you have to go through customs. Probably lax flying back from Australia was the worst. After I landed it was almost 5 hours before I got to leave.
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₩ℍұ₮ع🍀ℬʘɪ🍀ℬℝɪ₳₦ wrote:
A blessing compared to 8 hours standing and waiting at passport control in the airport at Havana more than ten years ago.Children and mothers were processed first,thankfully.Was well worth the visit though.I wonder how many hours of a wait it is now.Any airport where you have to go through customs. Probably lax flying back from Australia was the worst. After I landed it was almost 5 hours before I got to leave.
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ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:
I have many many piercings but I've never had a problem getting through security because of them in the uk, Ireland, India or Detroit or Chicago airports.I haven't been on a plane in a few years, not since they beefed up security with the full body scanner things and molesty pat downs. Is it a problem now to get through with piercings? A guy said he got grief for having an engagement ring in his pocket.
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Ⓐƞɑʀcɧγ wrote:
Ha ha brilliant story telling, what happened next to the poo?⚜Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т⚜ wrote:
So, after debating the possibility of requiring stitches, still with moist eyes and a somber heart, I was ready to bid farewell to my travel companion, my baby. I flushed. 👇
It became Immediately obvious that my bodily expulsion had grown more fond of me than I had of it. The waters then proceeded to raise, and raise. 🌊
I quickly went to scrub out and return to my journey. It was the water under the stall which had my first attention, then there it was! My old friend, swimming with the tenacity of an Olympian, half a race from gold. 🏊
The rest of the story is an epic tale of one mans escape from a very messy situation. 😳
😂😂😂😂😂
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After the battle which ensued, I was able to free myself from the restroom and get back to my journey. I'm not entirely sure what my son went on to do.
I've hear rumours every now and then. I heard of a little shit breaking out into the pop industry in America.
There was the international banking rumour and some say he may even be responsible for the uprising in Lybia not so long ago.
I keep my distance from such stories, but I know I'll never return to Gatwick again, I'm sure to be on a watch list.
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I hate Malpensa, it has too many terminals connected only by bus.
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"The Man" wrote:
That's cuz they thought you were trying to take over the airport with that ear piece & iPhone while mumbling away about turf wars & blatantly mentioning capture/attack needing more fine tuning!For me it's close between Islamabad, Tbilisi and Minsk, had weapons pointed at me in those locations.
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Mumbai is bad. There's no a/c, and when you get off the plane it smells like trash. Not to mention the people living in blue tarps along the runway...
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It's not a bad airport, but the first time I flew into Gibraltar airport It took me aback a little. There's a pedestrian crossing and road across the runway. Of course there are barriers which come down when there's a landing or takeoff, just struck me as quite strange.
The runway itself is almost th border crossing into Spain. Very busy.
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I hate Atlanta airport TSA.
Last time I was there some old creep grabbed my balls twice when I was getting a pat down, (i told the guy to watch what he was doing and he said "be quiet" in a mean tone) and they looked in my mouth (I had metal braces at the time)
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