How are YOU going to dress for halloween?
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I'm going like a Zombie
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dressing up as a naked man
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I'm going to be a train hoping hobo. Luckily I am a bum already so I have the clothes for this costume
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I may get my mankini out, that should scare the kids.
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Cloaked man
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"Twink"erbell.
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A politician!
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I was thinking dressing up as the Easter Bunny.
Last year I was Sailor-Claus (half sailor half santa) it was actually pretty cool. I might do that again. -
💃Pimp💃
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A werenstienula
A werewolf that was turned into a frakenstien monster that was bitten by a vampire. -
I'm dressing up as a jehova witness.
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Ghetto Monstazz wrote:
👆This. With clothes on.dressing up as a naked man
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There are people in my neighborhood that give kids Pokemon cards with a religious message on the back. My little brother got one last year.
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I'm not dressing up, my friends are meeting for a filmfest but to scare the kids away we are dressing my bf up as a ho 😉
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[Add:Baz]Boffer wrote:
takes all the fun outGhetto Monstazz wrote:
👆This. With clothes on.dressing up as a naked man
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Im gonna dress as a tortoise and piggy back my girlfriend. If anybody asks I'll say I'm a tortoise and this is mi-chelle
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☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:
Grey suit,black shoes and briefcase it is thenI'm dressing up as a jehova witness.
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Getting stuff to make a strait jacket today I'm gonna be a pyscho it won't be hard 😃
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I'm going to scare the little kids 😃
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Top Ten Reasons Trick-Or-Treating Is Better Than Sex
10. You're guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy.
6. The person giving you candy doesn't fantasize you're someone else.
5. If you get a stomach ache, it won't last 9 months.
4. If you wear a Batman mask, no one thinks you're kinky.
3. It doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2. Less guilt the next morning.
1. If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door.
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sadsam wrote:
👆 👏Genius! 👏Top Ten Reasons Trick-Or-Treating Is Better Than Sex
10. You're guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy.
6. The person giving you candy doesn't fantasize you're someone else.
5. If you get a stomach ache, it won't last 9 months.
4. If you wear a Batman mask, no one thinks you're kinky.
3. It doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2. Less guilt the next morning.
1. If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door.
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I'm going as casino security. I gotta work that night. 😩
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Myself.
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Jigglypuff!
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sadsam wrote:
Makin' good use of the copy and paste there aren't ya.Top Ten Reasons Trick-Or-Treating Is Better Than Sex
10. You're guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy.
6. The person giving you candy doesn't fantasize you're someone else.
5. If you get a stomach ache, it won't last 9 months.
4. If you wear a Batman mask, no one thinks you're kinky.
3. It doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2. Less guilt the next morning.
1. If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door.
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Ghetto Monstazz wrote:
This, with a towel. I will take off my coat before I knock on the door. Then I will simply say just give me da candy and Nobody will get hurt.dressing up as a naked man
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dc one wrote:
LOLIm gonna dress as a tortoise and piggy back my girlfriend. If anybody asks I'll say I'm a tortoise and this is mi-chelle
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jake rock wrote:
im going to walk around. naked.Ghetto Monstazz wrote:
This, with a towel. I will take off my coat before I knock on the door. Then I will simply say just give me da candy and Nobody will get hurt.dressing up as a naked man
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White morph suit with a suit over it
slenderman
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Ghetto Monstazz wrote:
If you got Someone to take a pic of someone handing you candy in your bucket and you are nude, then and only then would the thought enter my mind to believe you.jake rock wrote:
im going to walk around. naked.Ghetto Monstazz wrote:
This, with a towel. I will take off my coat before I knock on the door. Then I will simply say just give me da candy and Nobody will get hurt.dressing up as a naked man
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Burlap sack and a big gold title belt... I'm a 'champ in the sack'
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