OFFICIAL LEAGUE COMPETITION: (8/23/10)
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Competition Name: Mad “Turf” Libs
Duration (PST): 3pm Monday (8/23) – 8am Thursday (8/26)
Description: Competitors will form a creative phrase or short story by using the names of turfs that they cap during the duration of the event. There are no minimum or maximum turf cap limits. Competitors are permitted to use non-turf name words to improve the coherency of their story, but should try and keep it at a minimum; the more turfs used to develop the story or phrase the better (& usually funnier!).
To Win: The competitor with the most creative submission (as voted by the TW community) by the deadline, wins the event.
An official voting thread will be established on the deadline. Voting will run from 8am (PST) Thursday (8/26) to 8am (PST) Friday (8/27). Everyone in the TW community is welcomed & highly encouraged to vote on their favorite submission.
All League Members please feel free to jump in & Participate AT ANY TIME during this event.
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Competition Rules:
1. All League participants must check-in here prior to starting
2. All turfs used MUST be capped during the event; using existing turfs already owned is strictly prohibited & will be considered cheating
3. Turfs must be capped in the order that they need to appear in the phrase or story
4. The ENTIRE turf name must be used
5. All TURF NAMES MUST be recorded in CAPS (See example below)
6. As each turf is capped, participants must update their submission post in this thread so the audience can watch the development
7. You must use at least ONE turf name in each sentence
8. Capping from other League Members: YES
9. Having a friend create a turf for you to cap is NOT allowed
10. There’s NO single player cap limit, but I expect some amount of self control; don’t cap 100 turfs from a person to write a novel! -
All competitors are expected to follow the League’s Code of Honor while participating (visit the League board for a refresher)
Please Note: This competition is open ONLY to current League Members and Council. Everyone is more than welcome to play along, but to officially win the event and claim bragging rights, you must be a member.
If any of you have requested League membership and you haven’t heard anything yet, please be patient, we are still voting people in…we just stalled for a bit. It is my personal goal to begin running weekly competitions, so there will be plenty of opportunities for participation.
One final thought: Everyone should direct all the people they cap from to this thread…then they will be able to see how their turf is being used & perhaps get a laugh out of it!
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***EXAMPLE***
So I was walking down “ASH ST” in “EAST SIDE SD” one day when I noticed some “GANGSTER” leaning up against the wall near a 7-11. I just knew there was going to be “PROBLEMS.” As I walked by, he said “WUDDUP”? I said “HELLO”. He said, you lookin for a little “AFTERNOON DELIGHT”? I’m like “YAY!!!” “QUESADILLA!!!” …he just looked at me, shook his head & said “WTF”?! No man! “BOATS N HOES”, down on “WATER ST”. I said “SHITOFF”, I don’t want your dirty “HOE”. At that moment I realized that I should’ve stayed “MASSIVE PASSIVE” because now he’s probably going to turn this “CRAPHOLE” into a “KILLINGRND” & leave me in a “BLOODYPILE”.
Ok, that was incredibly lame, I know, I know…but at least you get the point!
Remember, put all your turf names in CAPS & update your post here as you are capping turf & don’t forget to delete your old posts as you update!!
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Feel free to copy & use this turf cap message (don’t forget to remove the spaces in the tags):
Attention Fellow Mobster:
I regret to inform you that the turf(s) you have just lost were a necessary acquisition in a recent League sponsored competition event.
Please note that this was in no way personal and that no further turfs will be required at this time.
I encourage you to reference the OFFICIAL LEAGUE COMPETITION: 08/23/10 thread in the General Discussion forum for further information regarding this event.
- The League
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(That example was awesome, Matt)
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Checking in.
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Great competition Matt.
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Checking in, although my comedy and creativity are, somewhat lacking.
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Checking in.
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Checking in...but going offline for a bit; should be pretty straight-forward enough.
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Checking in.
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I'll begin looking. It's code punching tine so I probably won't start until tomorrow
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Can we use turfs with emojis to replace words? For example "the Great 🎃" instead of "the great PUMPKIN"
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Mr. Linderman wrote:
Of course!Can we use turfs with emojis to replace words? For example "the Great 🎃" instead of "the great PUMPKIN"
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Get✯SomeⒼ₡❸ wrote:
you've still got 2 & 1/2 days to add to this.I hit cap limit. So here goes. PRINCE, and that dead dude, PULASKI, went down a HAMMOCK DISTRICT street to go to the DOWNTOWN hood. They got some BREAD AND COFFEE. They went inside the store, which happened to sell amazing UGA apparel. Then the AC went out, and the doors locked. They all died. The end.
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IT'S ME, CYNTHIA (capped from Pat d'nutz), was what I heard when I answered my cell phone. I want to go to a LAKERZ (capped from Belial) game tonight. Now, this chick looked like SNOOKIE (capped from apaul) and lived on BAIC ISLAND (capped from NoFace) so I wasn't sure about my next step.
... to be continued.
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Mine so far:
ALRIGHT TREV said UNCLE ALBERT.
Hey! I'm the BATH (Bath and stay out fool are 2 different turf) STAY OUT FOOL! Shouted Trev
But we are on a NEW WORLD MISSION and I have KINGFISHER for lunch. Said Uncle Albert.
Fine we will take the 🚀(🚀is a turf) said Trev... -
You can put quotes around turf names to separate them, like in my example.
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~Matt~ wrote:
Ahh I put them in originally but took them out when I saw nobody else had quote marks, kinda stupid I guessYou can put quotes around turf names to separate them, like in my example.
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The YELLOW RANGER and MEGAN FOX were skipping down the street when they saw a POLKA DOT DOOR. They opened the door and were promptly greeted by a giant SWEDISH FISH. The fish reached into his lederhosen and pulled out a BLUE PILL. With no hesitation, Megan downed the pill and was immediately transformed into the tmnt sensei SPLINTER. Now being TOO HIGH they decided to search the UNDERWORLD for the beloved ninja turtles. There they fought KILLER KITTY along with JESUS FRANKENSTIEN, when the SMOKE finally cleared there stood HADES, himself. "FUCK YOU" bellowed Hades. He sent his most fiercest warriors, PANDA KHAN and RAPTARR after the pair. "I HAVE AN IDEA" squealed Megan Splinter. She threw HONEY, which she always carried in case of emergencies, in their eyes. Blinded and now gross and sticky, the monsters ended up FACE DOWN. There in the distance, handcuffed to ARI GOLD, was LEONARDO.
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Mona Calone wrote:
WinThe YELLOW RANGER and MEGAN FOX were skipping down the street when they saw a POLKA DOT DOOR. They opened the door and were promptly greeted by a giant SWEDISH FISH. The fish reached into his lederhosen and pulled out a BLUE PILL. With no hesitation, Megan downed the pill and was immediately transformed into the tmnt sensei SPLINTER. Now being TOO HIGH they decided to search the UNDERWORLD for the beloved ninja turtles. There they fought KILLER KITTY along with JESUS FRANKENSTIEN, when the SMOKE finally cleared there stood HADES, himself. "FUCK YOU" bellowed Hades. He sent his most fiercest warriors, PANDA KHAN and RAPTARR after the pair. "I HAVE AN IDEA" squealed Megan Splinter. She threw HONEY, which she always carried in case of emergencies, in their eyes. Blinded and now gross and sticky, the monsters ended up FACE DOWN. There in the distance, handcuffed to ARI GOLD, was LEONARDO.
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Well that's my story. Its a cliff hanger ending, will they find the remaing turtles, what besides honey does Megan keep on hand? I'm going to be pretty busy the next couple of days, so thought it best to get it done tonight. If I cap any more turf, I fear a full out riot may ensue. Thank you to all my fellow mobsters for the donations of turf, Rob the Cabbie, Outtatheblu, FYU, Thrilla, Hades, Mofia Pete, and Guns. Hopefully my nonsensical story does your turf justice, or at least make you smile and go WTF?
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Mona Calone wrote:
Hahaha! Very nice job Mona!! And very classy of you to thank your resources ;)Well that's my story. Its a cliff hanger ending, will they find the remaing turtles, what besides honey does Megan keep on hand? I'm going to be pretty busy the next couple of days, so thought it best to get it done tonight. If I cap any more turf, I fear a full out riot may ensue. Thank you to all my fellow mobsters for the donations of turf, Rob the Cabbie, Outtatheblu, FYU, Thrilla, Hades, Mofia Pete, and Guns. Hopefully my nonsensical story does your turf justice, or at least make you smile and go WTF?
You have set the bar pretty high....I'm going to start planning mine.
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Yay... 🚕™
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Humboldtmoog wrote:
Lol asshole I needed that turf to finish a sequence of turfs making the badfish lyrics hahahaIT'S ME, CYNTHIA (Pat d'nutz), was what I heard when I answered my cell phone. I want to go to a LAKERZ (Belial) game tonight. Now, this chick looked like SNOOKIE (apaul) and lived on BAIC ISLAND (NoFace) so I wasn't sure about my next step.
HERE WE GO AGAIN (Mr. Big Dog) I thought as I took a drink of WATER (Homie) as I contemplated my next move. Cynthia was pretty cool, after all, she let me give her a DRTY SANCHEZ (Skwid Dawg) one time. What I needed as some WIGGLE ROOM (!Davey Boy) in order to decide. You see, I prefer different girls, I was looking for a real TYRTLEGYRL (Batel). You know, the kind that CANTBESTOPPED (Joey Donuts) WHEN U GRAB AHOLD OF (IBad IFish) of her.… to be continued
Now I have to restart ;( LOL
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IBad IFish wrote:
Humboldtmoog wrote:
Lol asshole I needed that turf to finish a sequence of turfs making the badfish lyrics hahahaNow I have to restart ;( LOL
Restart?!? Try a reset PUNK! LOL
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IT'S ME, CYNTHIA (Pat d'nutz), was what I heard when I answered my cell phone. I want to go to a LAKERZ (Belial) game tonight. Now, this chick looked like SNOOKIE (apaul) and lived on BAIC ISLAND (NoFace) so I wasn't sure about my next step.
HERE WE GO AGAIN (Mr. Big Dog) I thought as I took a drink of WATER (Homie) as I contemplated my next move. Cynthia was pretty cool, after all, she let me give her a DRTY SANCHEZ (Skwid Dawg) one time. What I needed as some WIGGLE ROOM (!Davey Boy) in order to decide. You see, I prefer different girls, I was looking for a real TYRTLEGYRL (Batel). You know, the kind that CANTBESTOPPED (Joey Donuts) WHEN U GRAB AHOLD OF (IBad IFish) of her.
That’s when I ran into this hot chica named BellaItaliana and I asked her, WHATURNAMECANIGETUR# (Rip). She had a real BUTTERFACE (Chippies), nice body and a great personality. She jumped in my car and we drove to the LAKE HOUSE (Moose Knuckles) and that’s how I lost 6.23.95*MY VIRGINITY (mama tek).
…end of story
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PRINCE, and that dead dude, PULASKI, went down a HAMMOCK DISTRICT street to go to the DOWNTOWN hood. They got some BREAD AND COFFEE. They went inside the store, which happened to sell amazing UGA apparel. Then the AC went out, and the doors locked. They then flew to SLINGAWHORE, where they could hit MoMo to shut her mouth. They then went DOWN THA STREET to hop THE BORDER to get into Malaysia, with an unwilling MoMo in tow. They walked into the CLOVERHURST cafe and said HELLO, give us JELLO! MoMo was then dragged into secret base A27. PULASKI then grabbed the cattle prod. THE MELTED POINT was angled toward her and then... P s i burst in screaming MY MONEY PIT!!! PRINCE said no! You will never triumph over my 5 POINTS in my last game! P s i then started mumbling some BS about having his CBK.As p s i raised his calculator and PRINCE raised his basketball shoe, MoMo somehow escaped to the thermostat. She then turned it to 369 degrees; therefore everyone said DAMN IT'S HOT HERE and keeled over dead @once. The end!
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Can I get some feedback?
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in like 14 hours.
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